To be fair, if I had his mom, I would try to be someone else too.
WasabiCrush on
22 counts including multiple felonies and he got off with probation only? I don’t blame his coddling on any political privileges associated with Mom because our justice system is a proven wrist-slapper, but god damn.
He’ll no doubt break the law again. *Them* genes ain’t great.
Edit for hilarity:
*“Police identified Boebert in security footage obtained from a Love’s truck stop in Parachute, in which he was wearing a ‘Grit and Glory’ hoodie. An accomplice wore a sweatshirt with the logo of Shooters Grill, a restaurant previously owned by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.”*
sten45 on
Defense attorneys are lining up looking for a “helping hand”
CurrentlyLucid on
Shit does not fall far from the ass that made it.
BrandoCommando7 on
Does he have a laptop by chance?
davechri on
BuT wHat abOUt hIs laPtOp?!
Glittering-Wonder-27 on
Granny Bobo is busy campaigning for The felon Rapist right now. Sorry son. You’re not important.
Soithascometothistoo on
He looks like the kind of guy I would find under my car stealing my catalytic convertor.
gravity_kills on
Is “attempted identity theft” “identity tug of war?”
Alternative-Sale-498 on
Only the best people
HaroldsWristwatch3 on
Kid should’ve stolen a razor.
FoogYllis on
If he commits a few more bigger crimes he can eventually qualify to be the republican nominee for president.
HuchKnowsIt on
Let’s see his laptop
wiidsmoker on
LOCK HIM UP
phrozen_waffles on
The I’m A Mac guys has really hit hard times.
IMSnarky on
Heck, my mom is a Congresswoman and as such, I can do anything I want. It’s not like I jerked someone off in a theater.
Just-10247-LOC on
THAT’S BUTTHEAD!
CompYouTer on
There should be a second offense for felonious attempt at growing a beard.
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Do you blame the kid?
To be fair, if I had his mom, I would try to be someone else too.
22 counts including multiple felonies and he got off with probation only? I don’t blame his coddling on any political privileges associated with Mom because our justice system is a proven wrist-slapper, but god damn.
He’ll no doubt break the law again. *Them* genes ain’t great.
Edit for hilarity:
*“Police identified Boebert in security footage obtained from a Love’s truck stop in Parachute, in which he was wearing a ‘Grit and Glory’ hoodie. An accomplice wore a sweatshirt with the logo of Shooters Grill, a restaurant previously owned by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.”*
Defense attorneys are lining up looking for a “helping hand”
Shit does not fall far from the ass that made it.
Does he have a laptop by chance?
BuT wHat abOUt hIs laPtOp?!
Granny Bobo is busy campaigning for The felon Rapist right now. Sorry son. You’re not important.
He looks like the kind of guy I would find under my car stealing my catalytic convertor.
Is “attempted identity theft” “identity tug of war?”
Only the best people
Kid should’ve stolen a razor.
If he commits a few more bigger crimes he can eventually qualify to be the republican nominee for president.
Let’s see his laptop
LOCK HIM UP
The I’m A Mac guys has really hit hard times.
Heck, my mom is a Congresswoman and as such, I can do anything I want. It’s not like I jerked someone off in a theater.
THAT’S BUTTHEAD!
There should be a second offense for felonious attempt at growing a beard.
That’s not Justin Long?