“I’m Andrew from Kay & Burton Real Estate. I’m a massive cunt”

Posted by lebrongarnet

15 Comments

  1. bluestonelaneway on

    I went for a run today and had to dodge approximately 8 of these flags. It’s a Saturday morning suburban infestation.

  2. That material has always looked to me like it would be really flammable and burn out quickly thus not doing too much damage to anything around it.

  3. JimmyLizzardATDVM on

    I would literally remove it. No concern for sight impaired people, those in a wheelchair, those with a pram, the elderly, etc.

    What’s next? A false floor in the ground leading to a slide that diverts you into the open home?

  4. rampagevillain on

    “Ah, here we have the Redditor—a curious species, often found navigating the suburban landscape. Notice how they approach the obstacle: a Real Estate sign carelessly left on the footpath. With a sigh and a slight roll of the eyes, they pause, assessing the situation. The Redditor must now decide—will they go left, right, or perhaps attempt a risky maneuver by stepping over it? Ah, but this is a creature of habit and routine. They choose to shuffle to the right, taking a quick photo to later share with their fellow Redditors. A mild inconvenience, yes, but one that fuels their need to share and connect over the minor annoyances of modern life. And so, with a post on r/mildlyinfuriating brewing in their mind, they continue on their way, ever vigilant for the next imperfection in their path.”