I don’t actually believe in God, but if I did, it would not be a God who cheats at golf and keeps getting caught cheating on his wife.
chillywanton on
Spelled that wrong.
**True Son of a Motherless Goat**
FishermanEven4730 on
Trump only wants that designation, so he can forgive his own sins. Kind of like pardoning himself for crimes.
YourOpinionisCero_0 on
Weren’t they warning about this? Something about the anti-Christ? 🤔
Thalaas on
I for one am ALL for that.
Gets the cross and nine inch nails ready.
Far-Trick6319 on
Im gonna lmfao when the rapture happens and 100% of maga is still here.
UsualGrapefruit8109 on
Trump is the Second Cumming.
franking11stien12 on
This can’t be real…. I mean it’s Fox News so I guess the shoe fits.
Flastro2 on
Jesus was an imposter.
– MAGA crazies everywhere.
wineosaurrn on
Barf
StaceyPfan on
Source? I find this hard to believe. That whole separation of church and state thing.
i_max2k2 on
Is this real or fake, I really can’t tell. Could someone link to an article if it’s true.
FrenchBulldozer on
True son of a bitch more like it.
omghorussaveusall on
I just saw a line that basically said Trump is a cult for evangelicals that are tired of being Christian.
Shumagorolth on
Only if we get to crucify him!
reddevils on
Famous last words. This has to be photoshopped because they cannot be that stupid. I say that fully knowing the allegations out there about controlling hurricanes and such. You know what, I take it back. They are that stupid
mrflow-n-go on
This is the Onion reddit sub, right, right? Please….
LaughingBoneses on
I’m not.
Audenond on
I hate Trump as much as anyone but submitting fake articles under the guise of being real just makes us look dumb and gullible. Do better people.
Ok just gonna drop some things regarding the AntiChrist here, pay close attention too the mark on the forehead (MAGA hats) and getting a head wound that miraculously heals….
In Revelation 13:1–10, the beast of the sea rises “out of the sea” and is given authority and power by the dragon. It persecutes God’s people in the 2nd part of Revelation 13. To buy and sell, everyone is required to have its name or number on their forehead or right hand (Rev 13:16-17). It speaks blasphemous words against God, will rule the world for 42 months (Revelation 13:5-7), and is described as resembling a leopard, a lion, and a bear— which are three of the animals in Daniel 7. It suffers a fatal head wound which is miraculously healed, bewildering the world’s population and causing many to worship it.
adiostiempo on
Artist nailed the neck clit
advoK8great on
Definitely *alternative facts*
Also **WTAF**
MrGoodnessMctickles on
Crucifixion date to be announced…
osumba2003 on
I know this is BS because Trump isn’t shredded in that AI generated picture.
LightBulbMonster on
The sad thing is… We all don’t know whether its satire or real. We can honestly see it being real.
Breadisgood4eat on
You can tell it’s true because Jesus had six fingers
HotDonnaC on
I just can’t with these idiots
LeShoooook on
God’s throwing two more hurricanes at Mar-a-lago for this
chesterforbes on
I don’t like that I can’t tell the difference between fake things MAGAs say and real things MAGAs say
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I don’t actually believe in God, but if I did, it would not be a God who cheats at golf and keeps getting caught cheating on his wife.
Spelled that wrong.
**True Son of a Motherless Goat**
Trump only wants that designation, so he can forgive his own sins. Kind of like pardoning himself for crimes.
Weren’t they warning about this? Something about the anti-Christ? 🤔
I for one am ALL for that.
Gets the cross and nine inch nails ready.
Im gonna lmfao when the rapture happens and 100% of maga is still here.
Trump is the Second Cumming.
This can’t be real…. I mean it’s Fox News so I guess the shoe fits.
Jesus was an imposter.
– MAGA crazies everywhere.
Barf
Source? I find this hard to believe. That whole separation of church and state thing.
Is this real or fake, I really can’t tell. Could someone link to an article if it’s true.
True son of a bitch more like it.
I just saw a line that basically said Trump is a cult for evangelicals that are tired of being Christian.
Only if we get to crucify him!
Famous last words. This has to be photoshopped because they cannot be that stupid. I say that fully knowing the allegations out there about controlling hurricanes and such. You know what, I take it back. They are that stupid
This is the Onion reddit sub, right, right? Please….
I’m not.
I hate Trump as much as anyone but submitting fake articles under the guise of being real just makes us look dumb and gullible. Do better people.
More like the son of the Devil.
I’d believe it. After all there are pictures from cpac with orange Jesus as a golden statue/idol. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/28/us/politics/cpac-trump-statue.html
Every day in this timeline has me consider satire might be fact.
His nazi dad wished he would have wiped him on the sheets
Its only a matter of time.Â
He’s not?
https://i.redd.it/rl1dx9g501ud1.gif
Ok just gonna drop some things regarding the AntiChrist here, pay close attention too the mark on the forehead (MAGA hats) and getting a head wound that miraculously heals….
In Revelation 13:1–10, the beast of the sea rises “out of the sea” and is given authority and power by the dragon. It persecutes God’s people in the 2nd part of Revelation 13. To buy and sell, everyone is required to have its name or number on their forehead or right hand (Rev 13:16-17). It speaks blasphemous words against God, will rule the world for 42 months (Revelation 13:5-7), and is described as resembling a leopard, a lion, and a bear— which are three of the animals in Daniel 7. It suffers a fatal head wound which is miraculously healed, bewildering the world’s population and causing many to worship it.
Artist nailed the neck clit
Definitely *alternative facts*
Also **WTAF**
Crucifixion date to be announced…
I know this is BS because Trump isn’t shredded in that AI generated picture.
The sad thing is… We all don’t know whether its satire or real. We can honestly see it being real.
You can tell it’s true because Jesus had six fingers
I just can’t with these idiots
God’s throwing two more hurricanes at Mar-a-lago for this
I don’t like that I can’t tell the difference between fake things MAGAs say and real things MAGAs say
This is fake right?… I don’t know anymore
[My answer to this question](https://youtu.be/A72MAMTVnQo?t=101).
McCheezus looks like every Karen in the world ever.