“Remember sir, Michigan is super important to our campaign. You have to nail this speech.”

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  1. BluesSuedeClues on

    I swear, every single day Pumpkin Tits here picks a new subset of voters he is determined to alienate and offend.

  2. CurrentlyLucid on

    With a mind of mush and a will of iron, trump trudges along spilling bullshit left and right.

  3. “Sioux Falls, thank you very much, Sioux Falls.”

    —To crowd in Sioux City

    “What we saw, at Pleasure, what a name, right now. What we just saw, we just left Pleasure.”

    —Describing fire damage at Paradise, CA

    And he calls Kamala “mentally impaired.”

  4. How has no one else figured out this guy is nothing but a Reddit Troll let out in to the real world?

    I’ve sworn for years he and his cronies sit around and have coffee each day and figure out what new outlandish bullshit he’s going to say just so they can laugh about it not changing the poll numbers because he has his followers so completely brainwashed it no longer matters

  5. Environmental-Arm365 on

    …and Michigan is now solidly blue heading into the election. Tigers are in the playoffs, Lions are a SB contender, don’t talk shit about Detroit.

  6. RubiksSugarCube on

    In the fucking moron’s defense (and I shudder when I type that), 99% of the people he was speaking to probably hail from Grosse Pointe or Palmer Woods

  7. Santos_L_Halper_II on

    Personally I think it’s a great strategy because it mobilizes the hicks everywhere else. Greg Abbott and Turd Cruz pull the same shit here in Texas and it works. Routinely insult and outright lie about all the biggest cities, and the rest of the state eats it up. People in those places never go to Austin or Dallas or Houston, but they know it sucks and is very scary in the cities. Democrats and black people and gays live there! It’s how they keep getting elected despite every big city voting against them.

    I bet people in East Possum Springs, Michigan feel the same way about Detroit, so this will mobilize them too.

  8. His people don’t care about Detroit, it’s all blacks & gangs there, per the people on the TV.

  9. “What? Someone’s gotta tell them Detroit sucks. Might as well be me. After all I’m the guy who says it like it is…”

  10. When he says Detroit, that’s a dog whistle to his supporters to mean Black Americans, that deserve his hate and anger!

  11. Donald Trump explicitly appeals to the most pessimistic and hateful voters, I don’t think insulting their city is going to lose him any votes. They themselves hate it.

  12. “You are losers! You will give me money and votes!”

    Audience gives him money and votes. Next sucker!

  13. DONT CARE As a Law Abiding citizrnI I NOT VOTING for a FELON..

    ![gif](giphy|jnQYWZ0T4mkhCmkzcn|downsized)

  14. And yet, still tied in the polls. I can’t sleep, I can’t eat. Get this fucking election over with so I can either relax or plan my escape.

  15. TheThoughtmaker on

    He was in a room with a sign that says “Detroit”. What did you expect to happen? Him being able to think of any other city?

    He needs stronger meds. I hear Republicans have an illegal Pentobarbital dealer on call…

  16. Trump is not the threat. Trump is a fucking baffoon who has a cult of personality and he is being used. No one likes him. No one. Not his lackeys. Not his caucus. Not his family. Not even his supporters like him. Within a month of taking office (if he wins) he will be removed via the 27th amendment. JD Vance will assume power and the true villains in this story, The Herritage Foundation, will kick their plan into full effect.

    They will:

    * Centralize Executive Power
    * Dismantle the federal governments ability to administrate the government itself (creating an environment for mass ~~exploitation~~ **privatization** of civil services).
    * Close the borders as a show piece (with zero effect)
    * Cripple the public school system (See Privatization above)
    * Eliminate environmental protections across the board
    * Ban abortion
    * Ban contraception
    * Ban gay marriage
    * Eliminate civil rights for millions of ‘undesireable’ Americans
    * Make all federal employees ‘appointees’ that can be summarily removed based on fidelity and loyalty to the regime – ensuring only sycophants work in government.

  17. Pepperoni_Dogfart on

    Soooo a pretty nice place to live that’s getting better every day and has problem areas it’s still fixing that are left over from the disastrous policies of Reagan?

    Sounds about normal for the whole country.

  18. AccountantSummer on

    The “whole” country will be like Detroit and Mississippi combined if it falls in the hands of the Russian Agent DJT, because that’s how Russia and Iran already are 😒

  19. Squirrel_Chucks on

    Jesus Tapdancing Christ this guy.

    I think this one-ups him insulting Miluakee when the RNC was having its convention there…but does it one-up when he yelled that crime was exploding in Las Vegas when he was there to endorse the sherrif there for governor. “Support my guy now lets talk about what a shit job he’s doing.”

  20. He doesn’t care about Detroit. He cares about Michigan. Most people in Michigan don’t care about Detroit.

  21. Notice that he only insults Kamala, but does not offer what he would do to fix things….not even a CONCEPT or anything , just she will be terrible….why will she be terrible? What will you do?

  22. Devils_Advocate-69 on

    He’s talking to the Klan adjacent suburban/rural people of Michigan. Same folks who refer to Chicago as Chicongo on 4chan.

  23. Expensive-Rub-4257 on

    The man is 12 years old with a demented brain. God save America from this sorry excuse of a human being.

  24. Shadow-Knows15 on

    And he won’t lose a single voter. “Yeah, he’s right, we suck. Fuck Detroit, man, we are a disaster cause orange leader said so.” Ffs

  25. I assume the Detroit Economic Club is full of people who have working on Detroit’s comeback in the last 10-15 years? Maybe even longer?

    If the asshole could actually read or care to, he’d learn that Detroit is bouncing back.

    What a way to spit in those people’s faces.

    Can’t wait until this orange turd is out of lives.

  26. The people he is messaging to are both From Detroit and are scared shitless of it. Describes the exurban class of every city in America