Didn’t they launch a bunch of missiles at Haifa TODAY? Funny way of showing that they want a ceasefire.
Siori777 on
Bit late for that buddy.
Bitter_Kiwi_9352 on
“We are getting our asses kicked and demand a ceasefire now”.
They’re reeling. And anyone with half a brain understands that they will resume their attacks if they’re given time to reconstitute. They exist as a proxy to cause trouble for Israel. Sworn enemy, and all that.
nrith on
“Wait, you mean a ceasefire is supposed to apply to _both_ sides?! We were just calling for _them_ to cease firing on us!”
icenoid on
Unconditional surrender is on the table. I mean, Hezbollah could surrender
NewRoar on
This is common in the FO stage.
E27Ave on
They’ve fired a bunch of rockets into Haifa today. That’s not really asking for a ceasefire, is it?
SquirrelLegion on
“timeout timeout! Turns out we are only good at surprise attacking unarmed civilians. When it comes to actually fighting a war against armed soldiers all we know how to do is hide underground and get exterminated like rats. Give us a break so we can re arm and go back to killing civilians please!”
eureka123 on
Japan the day after Pearl Harbor: Ceasefire!!!
Germany the day after invading (insert country here): Ceasefire!!!
Don’t attack us while we regroup and prepare to attack again!
Is that how it went?
Let me tell you if terrorists from Mexico or Cuba or Venezuela were firing rockets at American cities intentionally aimed at civilians, it wouldn’t take decades for the US to end them
nice-view-from-here on
[Punch to the face.]
“Time out!”
ComprehensiveTone643 on
Turn over Sinwar.. and we will do it.
Nightsong on
Hezbollah is getting its teeth kicked in and wants a ceasefire to reorganize and rebuild. Israel shouldn’t give them an inch and continue taking them out.
OB1KENOB on
This, my friends, is called “losing”
Give-me-your-taco on
Call for it all you want. Israel already said get fucked and does not care what other countries have to say about it.
Special_marshmallow on
The word is unconditional surrender
CatchCritic on
To them, ceasefire is a way to not face repercussions for their actions. They think they can achieve the effects of surrendering without actually giving anything up. In actuality, they’re just trying to get international sympathy, but they’re deluding themselves if they think Israel’s gonna let them off the hook because some privileged western college students living off mommy and daddy get mad.
JustAnotherTrickyDay on
“He is now the highest-ranking military and political leader remaining” so I assume that makes him the next high value target. So his plea for a cease fire is a plea for his life?
Leebearty on
First they attack and then they beg for a cease fire, just wow.
ivodaniello on
Time Out you mean?
ElCaminoInTheWest on
How about this condition; disband, disarm, and never be seen again. That suit?
Mattk1100 on
Hezbollah has broken multiple previous deals. They simply want time to regroup.. Total capitulation or the war continues for the sake of the Lebanese people and Israelis.
Rude-Ad-6867 on
Launching 100 rockets today to Haifa – “Hey let’s ceasefire before you hit back!”
RussianFruit on
Damn all the terrorist simps saying how great Hezbollah for attacking Israel since Oct 8th “for Gaza” are gonna be really mad about this
Own_Thing_4364 on
Strange, didn’t they say their capabilities and leadership were entirely intact? Why would they demand an unconditional ceasefire now? Hmmm…
StevenColemanFit on
Do they even still exist as a cohesive group that they can all agree to something like that? How do they even communicate, who even calls the shots.
I’m so confused.
Anyway, UN resolution 1701 is the way forward, if they’re willing to disarm then peace
sidewaysflower on
Hezbollah: Wait, WAIT. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
CEASEFIRE!!!!
Israel: 💥
phanfare on
They just want to make Israel seem unreasonable for not agreeing. Same thing Hamas has been doing. Meanwhile every Israeli missile launch gets litigated by Western tankies and no mention of Hezbollah or Hamas missiles enters their bubble
macross1984 on
I don’t hink Israel has any reason to accept unconditional cease fire just because your terrorist organization is in major disarray and unable to function properly which is very good.
-endjamin- on
The term they are looking for is “unconditional surrender”.
nevercommenter on
Hezbollah should unconditionally surrender and submit to the Lebanese government and army
lukaskywalker on
Fires missiles at Israel. “Time out”
PoignantPoint22 on
“Ceasefire”
How long? A week? A month? A year? 5 years?
Basically for as long as it takes them to rearm and prepare for another October 7th.
We don’t need a ceasefire. We need peace. We need the religious moderates on both sides to take control and end this nonsense.
amitkoj on
Finish the job Israel. You are almost half way there. Eradicate Hezbollah and then Iran while cleaning out Gaza/West Bank. Don’t stop now.
NegevThunderstorm on
Anything else terrorists want?
DrVeigonX on
I think people are missing why this is a big deal. Obviously Israel won’t (and shouldn’t) agree to an unconditional ceasefire, but the reason this matters is because this entire year Nasrallah insisted that the only way to stop the rocket fire on northern Israel is through a ceasefire in Gaza. If Hezbollah changed their position on that, it means that they fear a total collapse of their organization, and thus are willing to throw Hamas under the bus if it means their own survival. It’s a good sign.
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Didn’t they launch a bunch of missiles at Haifa TODAY? Funny way of showing that they want a ceasefire.
Bit late for that buddy.
“We are getting our asses kicked and demand a ceasefire now”.
They’re reeling. And anyone with half a brain understands that they will resume their attacks if they’re given time to reconstitute. They exist as a proxy to cause trouble for Israel. Sworn enemy, and all that.
“Wait, you mean a ceasefire is supposed to apply to _both_ sides?! We were just calling for _them_ to cease firing on us!”
Unconditional surrender is on the table. I mean, Hezbollah could surrender
This is common in the FO stage.
They’ve fired a bunch of rockets into Haifa today. That’s not really asking for a ceasefire, is it?
“timeout timeout! Turns out we are only good at surprise attacking unarmed civilians. When it comes to actually fighting a war against armed soldiers all we know how to do is hide underground and get exterminated like rats. Give us a break so we can re arm and go back to killing civilians please!”
Japan the day after Pearl Harbor: Ceasefire!!!
Germany the day after invading (insert country here): Ceasefire!!!
Don’t attack us while we regroup and prepare to attack again!
Is that how it went?
Let me tell you if terrorists from Mexico or Cuba or Venezuela were firing rockets at American cities intentionally aimed at civilians, it wouldn’t take decades for the US to end them
[Punch to the face.]
“Time out!”
Turn over Sinwar.. and we will do it.
Hezbollah is getting its teeth kicked in and wants a ceasefire to reorganize and rebuild. Israel shouldn’t give them an inch and continue taking them out.
This, my friends, is called “losing”
Call for it all you want. Israel already said get fucked and does not care what other countries have to say about it.
The word is unconditional surrender
To them, ceasefire is a way to not face repercussions for their actions. They think they can achieve the effects of surrendering without actually giving anything up. In actuality, they’re just trying to get international sympathy, but they’re deluding themselves if they think Israel’s gonna let them off the hook because some privileged western college students living off mommy and daddy get mad.
“He is now the highest-ranking military and political leader remaining” so I assume that makes him the next high value target. So his plea for a cease fire is a plea for his life?
First they attack and then they beg for a cease fire, just wow.
Time Out you mean?
How about this condition; disband, disarm, and never be seen again. That suit?
Hezbollah has broken multiple previous deals. They simply want time to regroup.. Total capitulation or the war continues for the sake of the Lebanese people and Israelis.
Launching 100 rockets today to Haifa – “Hey let’s ceasefire before you hit back!”
Damn all the terrorist simps saying how great Hezbollah for attacking Israel since Oct 8th “for Gaza” are gonna be really mad about this
Strange, didn’t they say their capabilities and leadership were entirely intact? Why would they demand an unconditional ceasefire now? Hmmm…
Do they even still exist as a cohesive group that they can all agree to something like that? How do they even communicate, who even calls the shots.
I’m so confused.
Anyway, UN resolution 1701 is the way forward, if they’re willing to disarm then peace
Hezbollah: Wait, WAIT. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
CEASEFIRE!!!!
Israel: 💥
They just want to make Israel seem unreasonable for not agreeing. Same thing Hamas has been doing. Meanwhile every Israeli missile launch gets litigated by Western tankies and no mention of Hezbollah or Hamas missiles enters their bubble
I don’t hink Israel has any reason to accept unconditional cease fire just because your terrorist organization is in major disarray and unable to function properly which is very good.
The term they are looking for is “unconditional surrender”.
Hezbollah should unconditionally surrender and submit to the Lebanese government and army
Fires missiles at Israel. “Time out”
“Ceasefire”
How long? A week? A month? A year? 5 years?
Basically for as long as it takes them to rearm and prepare for another October 7th.
We don’t need a ceasefire. We need peace. We need the religious moderates on both sides to take control and end this nonsense.
Finish the job Israel. You are almost half way there. Eradicate Hezbollah and then Iran while cleaning out Gaza/West Bank. Don’t stop now.
Anything else terrorists want?
I think people are missing why this is a big deal. Obviously Israel won’t (and shouldn’t) agree to an unconditional ceasefire, but the reason this matters is because this entire year Nasrallah insisted that the only way to stop the rocket fire on northern Israel is through a ceasefire in Gaza. If Hezbollah changed their position on that, it means that they fear a total collapse of their organization, and thus are willing to throw Hamas under the bus if it means their own survival. It’s a good sign.