Oh my god they’ve really showed them! I forgot that keys and credit cards don’t exist!
Itchy_Dentist_2406 on
Do they have it covered in Vaseline or something because it doesn’t look that slanted. That looks like there accomadating cocaine users 🤣
HugoZHackenbush2 on
Going to those extremes are where I would draw the line..
201969 on
Might stop your putting your pint on it while pissing, that’s probably about it.
zudlusk on
Who doesn’t just use a key if you’re going into a pub toilet
Strict_Engine4039 on
They just sniff it straight out of the bag
markk123123 on
Not the coke addicts in the comments explaining how to work around this inconvenience.
Scary_Software_9632 on
*Puts down toilet seat lid* … snoooort!!!
GrahamR12345 on
Its to stop people sitting their burd on it gettin the roid!
tearsandpain84 on
Mallow: European Cocaine Capital
Mr-dyslexic-man on
Wipe down with WD40
hugsbosson on
This might stop people doing coke in the bath room if every single person didnt have a smooth glass surface in their pocket.
saddlecramp on
I run an origami class on thursday nights if anyones interested.
This weeks class includes making a 45degree pedastal from a beer mat.
EmeraldDank on
It’s disgusting they still have toilets in the cocaine rooms.
ya_bleedin_gickna on
Toilet seat if you’re desperate
cavityarchaic on
just pour a bit on your phone screen or use a key
eiretaco on
I wouldn’t sniff of a ledge in a pub anywhere anyway.
Obviously people would just do it off a key, phone, coin card whatever
NastyStreetRat on
we will have to go back to the old key trick.
CHERNO-B1LL on
Used to be asked to put a layer of bleach on the cisterns and surfaces where I worked.
UngodlyTemptations on
I remember my local nightclub smeared a very thin layer of Vaseline over the tops of the cistern covers. A lot of people got kicked out that night because they’d leave the toilet with really angry faces. They pretty much told on themselves.
Defiant-Course-8175 on
People would sniff something off the back of the jacks in a smelly public toilet? 🤮
BXL-LUX-DUB on
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”
“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”
nigasam on
This is not for the people down with the owner
kieranfitz on
Then they should have removed the lid
thedufe73 on
Aye wd 40 was all over London bathrooms turned the coke to mush. Heartbreaking
MikeStepp on
Maybe I’m naive, but if they’ve already done a little bit of cocaine then wouldn’t they just hulk that thing out the wall and bend it til it’s level?
MrFlibblesPenguin on
Next level, Speed challenge.
FuckThisShizzle on
Do people not just sit down and use their phones?
Using anything already in the toilet just seems unsanitary.
cailin-eire on
I know it’s important to stop people doing drugs but all I can think about is having to put my handbag on the dirty toilet floor 🤢
Lopsided-Meet8247 on
Just spray any surface with wd40
B_E_A_R_T_A_T_O on
Now how are people supposed to take dumps and do bumps?
Mouth_Focloir on
Seems pointless tbh. Most people just use a key or chop up a line on the screen of their phone anyway
brianybrian on
I have no idea how that prevents cocaine use.
RatBasher89 on
People do coke of the top of the jacks lid…? Ew.
picpoulmm on
Lines are for amateurs tbf. Snarfle up a heart stopper off the back of your hand ffs
palmpoolpipe on
Most people would just coin it
bigdog94_10 on
How does this stop people taking a key out of their pocket?
triangleplayingfool on
Kinahan et al. Clinical Trial – Cocaine’s Effect on Society. CUP. 2024
Abstract:
We flooded a small, largely agricultural island country in Northern Europe with a history of alcohol abuse problems with cocaine to see what the mid-long term social outcomes would be.
Unsurprisingly, we found a noted decrease in risk averse behaviour with debt, marital affairs caused by infidelity, gambling related crises and a complete inability for the government to keep a hold of public spending (issues around a children’s hospital, giant photocopier and bike shed are detailed in chapters 2,4 and 17. Rises in far right political violence are detailed in chapters 8, 12 and 20.
The authors predict that this ‘honeymoon phase’ will be replaced with a period of consequences in a zombie apocalypse of epic proportions.
For further reading see Dunne et al (1980). Heroin and its Discontents. Poolbeg and Beamish & Crawford (1867) . The Degenerative Effect of Alcohol on Cork’s Dock Workers and the Ravaged Communities of The Second City of Ireland.
Substantial-Rest9200 on
Why bother with shelf at all it is no use for anything else either!
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Oh my god they’ve really showed them! I forgot that keys and credit cards don’t exist!
Do they have it covered in Vaseline or something because it doesn’t look that slanted. That looks like there accomadating cocaine users 🤣
Going to those extremes are where I would draw the line..
Might stop your putting your pint on it while pissing, that’s probably about it.
Who doesn’t just use a key if you’re going into a pub toilet
They just sniff it straight out of the bag
Not the coke addicts in the comments explaining how to work around this inconvenience.
*Puts down toilet seat lid* … snoooort!!!
Its to stop people sitting their burd on it gettin the roid!
Mallow: European Cocaine Capital
Wipe down with WD40
This might stop people doing coke in the bath room if every single person didnt have a smooth glass surface in their pocket.
I run an origami class on thursday nights if anyones interested.
This weeks class includes making a 45degree pedastal from a beer mat.
It’s disgusting they still have toilets in the cocaine rooms.
Toilet seat if you’re desperate
just pour a bit on your phone screen or use a key
I wouldn’t sniff of a ledge in a pub anywhere anyway.
Obviously people would just do it off a key, phone, coin card whatever
we will have to go back to the old key trick.
Used to be asked to put a layer of bleach on the cisterns and surfaces where I worked.
I remember my local nightclub smeared a very thin layer of Vaseline over the tops of the cistern covers. A lot of people got kicked out that night because they’d leave the toilet with really angry faces. They pretty much told on themselves.
People would sniff something off the back of the jacks in a smelly public toilet? 🤮
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”
“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”
This is not for the people down with the owner
Then they should have removed the lid
Aye wd 40 was all over London bathrooms turned the coke to mush. Heartbreaking
Maybe I’m naive, but if they’ve already done a little bit of cocaine then wouldn’t they just hulk that thing out the wall and bend it til it’s level?
Next level, Speed challenge.
Do people not just sit down and use their phones?
Using anything already in the toilet just seems unsanitary.
I know it’s important to stop people doing drugs but all I can think about is having to put my handbag on the dirty toilet floor 🤢
Just spray any surface with wd40
Now how are people supposed to take dumps and do bumps?
Seems pointless tbh. Most people just use a key or chop up a line on the screen of their phone anyway
I have no idea how that prevents cocaine use.
People do coke of the top of the jacks lid…? Ew.
Lines are for amateurs tbf. Snarfle up a heart stopper off the back of your hand ffs
Most people would just coin it
How does this stop people taking a key out of their pocket?
Kinahan et al. Clinical Trial – Cocaine’s Effect on Society. CUP. 2024
Abstract:
We flooded a small, largely agricultural island country in Northern Europe with a history of alcohol abuse problems with cocaine to see what the mid-long term social outcomes would be.
Unsurprisingly, we found a noted decrease in risk averse behaviour with debt, marital affairs caused by infidelity, gambling related crises and a complete inability for the government to keep a hold of public spending (issues around a children’s hospital, giant photocopier and bike shed are detailed in chapters 2,4 and 17. Rises in far right political violence are detailed in chapters 8, 12 and 20.
The authors predict that this ‘honeymoon phase’ will be replaced with a period of consequences in a zombie apocalypse of epic proportions.
For further reading see Dunne et al (1980). Heroin and its Discontents. Poolbeg and Beamish & Crawford (1867) . The Degenerative Effect of Alcohol on Cork’s Dock Workers and the Ravaged Communities of The Second City of Ireland.
Why bother with shelf at all it is no use for anything else either!
You need to get rid of the toilet seat as well