Cardboard Harris Farm police-alike man warning us to not steal any grapes from the fruit + veg shop.

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14 Comments

  1. five_line_poem on

    Shoplift is one word.

    This fellow is there to stop you increasing the elevation of the building.

  2. I wonder if this falls under impersonating an officer and if not… would they then care if it said other things on the sign?

  3. When will these corporations realise in a land that sewn with the seed of convicts, petty larceny is actually the best outcome.

    They are deadset lucky we aren’t committing arson every other week railing against authority.

  4. Terrible-Bed-59 on

    Why can’t people just steal from coles and woolworths like good honest people. Leave the little guy out of this

  5. Nuttygoodness on

    FYI they can’t enforce any bag checks

    In my opinion, it should be illegal to imply they can