‘Zavizenov, 50, had been on a drinking binge for “a week and a half” prior to his death…’
This is how I want to go!
CaptH3inzB3anz on
He couldn’t find a window to fall out of in time.
Fit-Obligation-4455 on
At least he had the decency to only shoot himself in the head once.
Straight-Storage2587 on
That happens when they refuse to report to the top of the high rise building.
sovietarmyfan on
He wasn’t tricked when they invited him for tea. So they had to do it elsewhere.
Physical-Kale-6972 on
Got me excited then I realized I skipped the word ALLY.😅
rolosrevenge on
If only more Russian soldiers, FSB, and security personelle could be so found.
Jkel111 on
He fell onto the gun….
Clayton11x on
Must be cold now in Russia so it makes sense. All windows are closed now. This is good. You can no longer slip and fall accidentally out of window.
JazzybmzooUK on
We are sorry to announce the gentleman slipped and fell on a bullet.
Breech_Loader on
Since he’s not the type to disagree with Putin, the man was probably killed so that Putin could take all his land and money.
Putin is systematically killing off anybody who might possibly replace him after his death, anybody with the slightest ambition for power, as if this is going to help Russia. So the remaining options become more suck-uppy to Putin, true, but they also become weaker in character, less powerful as people, which is not good for Russia as a whole.
kazisukisuk on
Suicide by gunshot to the back of the head lol
Prestigious-Log-7210 on
Can we do Putin next?
Cpl_Hicks76 on
and so it begins
Longjumping-Fly3956 on
I missed the word “Ally” and got real excited for a hot secondÂ
MoneyMannyy22 on
It has to be a suicide camouflaged as a murder.
RaconteurLore on
So, there was a gunshot in Moscow. Oh, and also a Putin ally was found dead. hmm
canuckaviator on
Sure sucks when you fall off a gun and into a bullet.
Lonely_Carry_9861 on
We can rule out suicide since it wasnt from multiple shots in the back… dear Russia haha
thekamenman on
Man, there is no perceivable benefit to being his friend or his enemy.
Yoerin on
At this point I gotta ask; Is that another internal ruzzian purge or are CIA or ukrainian secret services at work?
‘Cause if it is the latter the FSB is really fucked. Admitting it wasn’t them and they didn’t prevent it would cause quite a few more people to be found dead, but not doing so and fabricating a reason for them doing it would mean their opponents can run rampant without much to stop them. And that would be way more funny, so I am going with this idea instad of the ruzzians being actually competent enough to quell internal dissent.
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‘Zavizenov, 50, had been on a drinking binge for “a week and a half” prior to his death…’
This is how I want to go!
He couldn’t find a window to fall out of in time.
At least he had the decency to only shoot himself in the head once.
That happens when they refuse to report to the top of the high rise building.
He wasn’t tricked when they invited him for tea. So they had to do it elsewhere.
Got me excited then I realized I skipped the word ALLY.😅
If only more Russian soldiers, FSB, and security personelle could be so found.
He fell onto the gun….
Must be cold now in Russia so it makes sense. All windows are closed now. This is good. You can no longer slip and fall accidentally out of window.
We are sorry to announce the gentleman slipped and fell on a bullet.
Since he’s not the type to disagree with Putin, the man was probably killed so that Putin could take all his land and money.
Putin is systematically killing off anybody who might possibly replace him after his death, anybody with the slightest ambition for power, as if this is going to help Russia. So the remaining options become more suck-uppy to Putin, true, but they also become weaker in character, less powerful as people, which is not good for Russia as a whole.
Suicide by gunshot to the back of the head lol
Can we do Putin next?
and so it begins
I missed the word “Ally” and got real excited for a hot secondÂ
It has to be a suicide camouflaged as a murder.
So, there was a gunshot in Moscow. Oh, and also a Putin ally was found dead. hmm
Sure sucks when you fall off a gun and into a bullet.
We can rule out suicide since it wasnt from multiple shots in the back… dear Russia haha
Man, there is no perceivable benefit to being his friend or his enemy.
At this point I gotta ask; Is that another internal ruzzian purge or are CIA or ukrainian secret services at work?
‘Cause if it is the latter the FSB is really fucked. Admitting it wasn’t them and they didn’t prevent it would cause quite a few more people to be found dead, but not doing so and fabricating a reason for them doing it would mean their opponents can run rampant without much to stop them. And that would be way more funny, so I am going with this idea instad of the ruzzians being actually competent enough to quell internal dissent.