Well thats terrifying. Well actually. Remote control doesnt bother me nearly as much as fully boston dynamics automated terror robot dog
Pterosaur on
“The” Army?
octahexxer on
Cowards stop stalling give the ai control over the nukes already
PMzyox on
When they say “The Army” they mean the US.
… or possibly Skynet?
GiftFromGlob on
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Napoleons_Peen on
The Middle East, Gaza, and Ukraine are all testing grounds for advanced weapons.
Separate_Swordfish19 on
Nice. One clip. Might as well mount a sword on it and call it stabby dog.
Thin-Concentrate5477 on
It was fucking obvious those robot dogs were going to be carrying guns. Thanks a lot boston dynamics. They also have those humanoids with weird legs that can jump like grasshoppers. I wonder how long it will take for them to use those.
LeoKyouma on
Out of all the robot designs from deus ex, the robo rover from invisible war wasn’t the one I thought would become real.
LITTLE-GUNTER on
remember how people were watching the boston dynamics demos and saying “this is going to be used for the military, this is going to be used to kill people” and the response to those concerns was almost unilaterally telling them to shut up and stop feaemongering?
Yowiman on
Sounds very Fascist like
Total_Adept on
Gunshot by computer
HipsterBikePolice on
It’s mortal enemy is a strong fishing net tossed over it
LuckyDimension9743 on
Gaza was and still a lab for all this crap to be tested.
zayers35 on
This will end well.
Senorpuddin on
I can write this movie:
A squad of soldiers are sent out with a few contractors to test of The Field Intelligence Demolition Operative (or Fido). During the testing they are besest upon by a group of insurgents. Fido is damaged and starts hunting everyone, enemy and friendly. The soldiers and the insurgents have no choice but to team up to take out… **MAN’S BEST FRIEND**
Freddo03 on
Rise of the machines
AUkion1000 on
I’m so sorry spot
CPH4Broadcast on
Yo, this thing tells you to “sit” what you doing?
totesnotdog on
Wonder how much damage they can take from firearms before sustaining too much to function anymore
Ferrocile on
Seems like just a matter of time before these things are wiping us all out.
Elevator-Fun on
They need to “test” them on the Lebanese population. Little speakers on the robots will be say…”Do not be afraid. We are not at war with you, we are at war with hezbollah.”
bogus-one on
War zones continue to be weapon-proof-of-concept areas.
It sucks that war zones have no hope for a peaceful future.
ghostofmumbles on
Going to be great until one gets hacked and starts hitting friendlies. Or the AI decides to shoot anyone without prejudice.
Conscious-Mud7860 on
Isn’t that John Connor’s dog? I hope he doesn’t stick his nose in my crotch
DefKnightSol on
“And the U.S. military isn’t the only fighting force pursuing four-legged weapon combat robots. In May, the Chinese People’s Liberation Army debuted its own robot dog armed with a variant of the 5.8x42mm QBZ-95 assault rifle during a training exercise in Cambodia.” Post article quote
ocmaddog on
Just face it, your personal AR-15 ain’t shit in a future where 20 of these can surround your house
NintendoTape on
Our last existential threat was averted with a stalemate. I can’t help but wonder what a stalemate in this situation would look like
bright-horizon on
Questions:
Why not make it like a a Kangaroo or ostrich instead? They can run faster and dogs are considered “bad” animals in the Middle East.
Is there a 5th leg to hold arms ?
Doesn’t it need a tail to balance ?
Flat_Establishment_4 on
They’re using these in Ukraine already with bombs strapped to their backs. This is old news.
916cycler on
coming soon to your US city
candela1200 on
Dystopian af. I HATE THIS
NorthernCobraChicken on
Just drop the nukes already. I’m ready to join the brotherhood of steel.
comox on
Who’s a good boy???
Cruezin on
And so it begins
PlayBey0nd87 on
**Metal Gear Solid theme plays**
ColaKnut on
AI can finally commit war crimes too!
fauxmonkey on
This was always the plan. What the farking else were you doing with a robot dog or a Terminator 2.0
GreyBeardEng on
Well they definitely sent an unarmed one to Ukraine.
sun827 on
Fucking techbros are going to give the warmongers the end of the world we’ve been collectively dreaming about for 40 plus years.
amboygoat on
They haven’t learned to reload yet right?
DoomComp on
Great great… so the Killer bots are coming now, huh?
BigBlackHungGuy on
Who had “Great Filter” in their 2024 bingo card?
DesiBail on
*Black Mirror* episode is here !!!
RuinPrestigious6683 on
Why does everything have to be weaponized? Never mind.
arty1983 on
We imagine a technological nightmare dystopia, and then we set our best minds to work on making it happen. Just lean into it. Imagine walking through the woods in california in the 30s, not only avoiding the lions and the bears but the rogue batch of machine gun dogs that went awol in ’28, prowling and sniping anything that moves
pomod on
Why can’t we put human ingenuity to feeding and housing people, to fixing the fucking mess we’ve made of the environment. Why is it always to destroy shit and subjugate poor people so greedy people can further enrich themselves. Christ we’re the stupidest apes.
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This is Metal Gear?
Well thats terrifying. Well actually. Remote control doesnt bother me nearly as much as fully boston dynamics automated terror robot dog
“The” Army?
Cowards stop stalling give the ai control over the nukes already
When they say “The Army” they mean the US.
… or possibly Skynet?
Powered by ChatGPT, Sand, Sun, Genocide and Fun Edition.
The Middle East, Gaza, and Ukraine are all testing grounds for advanced weapons.
Nice. One clip. Might as well mount a sword on it and call it stabby dog.
It was fucking obvious those robot dogs were going to be carrying guns. Thanks a lot boston dynamics. They also have those humanoids with weird legs that can jump like grasshoppers. I wonder how long it will take for them to use those.
Out of all the robot designs from deus ex, the robo rover from invisible war wasn’t the one I thought would become real.
remember how people were watching the boston dynamics demos and saying “this is going to be used for the military, this is going to be used to kill people” and the response to those concerns was almost unilaterally telling them to shut up and stop feaemongering?
Sounds very Fascist like
Gunshot by computer
It’s mortal enemy is a strong fishing net tossed over it
Gaza was and still a lab for all this crap to be tested.
This will end well.
I can write this movie:
A squad of soldiers are sent out with a few contractors to test of The Field Intelligence Demolition Operative (or Fido). During the testing they are besest upon by a group of insurgents. Fido is damaged and starts hunting everyone, enemy and friendly. The soldiers and the insurgents have no choice but to team up to take out… **MAN’S BEST FRIEND**
Rise of the machines
I’m so sorry spot
Yo, this thing tells you to “sit” what you doing?
Wonder how much damage they can take from firearms before sustaining too much to function anymore
Seems like just a matter of time before these things are wiping us all out.
They need to “test” them on the Lebanese population. Little speakers on the robots will be say…”Do not be afraid. We are not at war with you, we are at war with hezbollah.”
War zones continue to be weapon-proof-of-concept areas.
It sucks that war zones have no hope for a peaceful future.
Going to be great until one gets hacked and starts hitting friendlies. Or the AI decides to shoot anyone without prejudice.
Isn’t that John Connor’s dog? I hope he doesn’t stick his nose in my crotch
“And the U.S. military isn’t the only fighting force pursuing four-legged weapon combat robots. In May, the Chinese People’s Liberation Army debuted its own robot dog armed with a variant of the 5.8x42mm QBZ-95 assault rifle during a training exercise in Cambodia.” Post article quote
Just face it, your personal AR-15 ain’t shit in a future where 20 of these can surround your house
Our last existential threat was averted with a stalemate. I can’t help but wonder what a stalemate in this situation would look like
Questions:
Why not make it like a a Kangaroo or ostrich instead? They can run faster and dogs are considered “bad” animals in the Middle East.
Is there a 5th leg to hold arms ?
Doesn’t it need a tail to balance ?
They’re using these in Ukraine already with bombs strapped to their backs. This is old news.
coming soon to your US city
Dystopian af. I HATE THIS
Just drop the nukes already. I’m ready to join the brotherhood of steel.
Who’s a good boy???
And so it begins
**Metal Gear Solid theme plays**
AI can finally commit war crimes too!
This was always the plan. What the farking else were you doing with a robot dog or a Terminator 2.0
Well they definitely sent an unarmed one to Ukraine.
Fucking techbros are going to give the warmongers the end of the world we’ve been collectively dreaming about for 40 plus years.
They haven’t learned to reload yet right?
Great great… so the Killer bots are coming now, huh?
Who had “Great Filter” in their 2024 bingo card?
*Black Mirror* episode is here !!!
Why does everything have to be weaponized? Never mind.
We imagine a technological nightmare dystopia, and then we set our best minds to work on making it happen. Just lean into it. Imagine walking through the woods in california in the 30s, not only avoiding the lions and the bears but the rogue batch of machine gun dogs that went awol in ’28, prowling and sniping anything that moves
Why can’t we put human ingenuity to feeding and housing people, to fixing the fucking mess we’ve made of the environment. Why is it always to destroy shit and subjugate poor people so greedy people can further enrich themselves. Christ we’re the stupidest apes.