Soooo

Posted by Crimsonwaters

13 Comments

  1. Officially you’re supposed to call a wildlife rescue officer. Unofficially you just wrap a towel around them and carry them out to the nearest tall tree. They will be panicked and scared. Be gentle but firm.

  2. Glum_Warthog_570 on

    Shepherd it out it with a broom if you can. If not…

    Don’t try and pick it up without a few towels thrown over it first!  They bite and scratch with the best of them. 

  3. Have you tried just opening a door and seeing if he’ll take himself through it? Keep everyone away, though you might have to shoo him gently towards it if he doesn’t get the idea

  4. SydvegasRaidroosters on

    might be totally insane but do you have any fruit you can put on an outdoor window ledge or in a way that would entice it to exit so you can close the window?

  5. Jessica_White_17 on

    Ngl if this was me I’d think the little munchkin is so cute but also be shittin bricks not knowing what to do.
    I’d follow the advice for WIRES or RSPCA

  6. GoldilokZ_Zone on

    They like fruit. You could potentially fruit trail it outside? I’ve given them apple before.