Back from Cancun for voting season, the TedCruz struts around its nest.
Cephalopod_astronaut on
The only bipartisan thing about Cruz is that Republicans and Democrats hate him in equal measure.
Mr_Magoo2U on
Surprised he can say ‘Bipartisan’ while giving Trumps mushroom a mouth massage.
Nasser1970 on
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, etc. etc.
notyourstranger on
In other news: Ted Cruz is a liar and has no core values.
Dianneis on
I think he meant bipolar.
>”Donald, you’re a sniveling coward”. “I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father.”
>”[P]lease make a donation right now to support me and President Trump as we work together to defeat Joe Biden & Save America.”
>– Ted Cruz, 2016-2024
No_Fail4267 on
Imagine if we got rid of Ted Cruz & Donald Trump in the same election… 🙏
Most of the country would have a collective orgasm! Lol
bayleysgal1996 on
Right, and I was cheer captain in high school. See, saying things doesn’t make it true. Vote for Allred, fellow Texans
V-r1taS on
This is a pretty telling sign of how quickly Trump’s brand is becoming politically toxic. A lot of credit should go to Allred for being a very worthy opponent as well.
Has anyone ever met a single individual who said they like Ted Cruz?
ranchoparksteve on
Ted is a bi partisan, which is a little bit different.
DanielTheEunuch on
Raphael Cruz is a smarmy, worthless, shitstain.
TurboSalsa on
Yeah, you know he’s sweating reelection when he’s bragging about how he heroically reauthorized FAA funding and renamed a highway with strong bipartisan support.
Ever since his bid to repeal the ACA flopped and he became Trump’s chief lickspittle in the Senate, all he’s done aside from trying to overthrow the government and podcasting was rename a few post offices.
I’m just glad he’s finally getting nervous.
2_Sheds_Jackson on
“I’m a Canadian that likes to go to Mexico. How much more bipartisan can anyone be?”
old_and_boring_guy on
Could he be more of a flip-flopping phoney? All he does is try to be like whoever is doing well.
RaphaelBuzzard on
He’s a textbook pencil dick.
oldsurfsnapper on
I’m prepared to accept that he’s bi.
ShoppingDismal3864 on
My favorite insult was John Oliver calling him a “Rockabilly Muskrat”.
Remarkable_Map_5111 on
In fairness to cruz, there is plenty of bipartisan hatred for him
AreYouDoneNow on
Which two parties? Because I doubt he means the Democrats.
LittleBallOfWait on
>Former GOP House Speaker John Boehner called Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh,” adding, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a b—h in my life.”
I think Ted Cruz grew his weird beard because a story posted on Reddit said he looked like a soggy vampire in his thigh-length leather jacket. It must have been when he was running last or maybe stumping for Trump in 2020?
NoDesinformatziya on
Both sides recognize that this guy can fuck right off and is horrible; only one side wants to weaponize him regardless of his immorality and unlikability.
EphemeralCroissant on
What a joke. An unfunny one
tp675 on
Time to show this asshat the door.
shootskukui on
Everyone in Congress hates him, even his own team
Tiny_Scarcity_8846 on
Ted Cruz is scum ! He is responsible for the deaths of women in Texas . He alone did it!!! Hope their families take lawsuit after lawsuit against him and Texas!!
zzxxccbbvn on
If you’re in Texas, vote for Colin Allred. Let’s be done with the Ted Cruz problem
westdl on
The only truth Trump ever uttered: ‘Lying Ted’
Sophisticate1 on
ROFL. One of the worst humans in the world is trying to rewrite his biography.
OpenImagination9 on
Remember the biggest conman ever humiliated his family publicly and all he did was lap it up.
erp2 on
Cuban one week, Canadien another, Texan today suddenly, bi…ok.
udlose on
As a person with ethics and principles, I am constantly amazed by the shameless lengths these people will go when they don’t have and principles of their own.
dakotanorth8 on
It’s like this guy has made an entire career about being a total shitbag. The fact he bailed and went to Mexico during his states big freeze and people STILL support him is astounding. I’m sorry Texas but you elect some of the worst humans ever.
TheSerinator on
Who sucks more? Ted Cruz or JD Vance?
I had the privilege of voting against Ted Cruz, despite those efforts being wasted and I’m having a hard time figuring this one out.
kyler32291 on
I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
GhostTales_19 on
Cruz is a lying sack of shit. He needs to go
WeAreClouds on
lol he is so weak it’s honestly amazing to watch.
ThorvaldtheTank on
Cruz is such a fucking rat, it’s unreal. I actually despise him more than Trump.
Young_Lochinvar on
In 2023, Georgetown University took a look at all Senators on how bipartisan they were.
Cruz scored 89th.
Out of 100 Senators, Cruz was amongst the *least* bipartisan.
thereverendpuck on
Cruz was part of trying to overturn the election,
Fuck that guy.
TiredOfBeingTired28 on
Only ever hear Oliver’s… jingles? When I read Ted cruze
” I do not like that man Ted Cruz..”
Mannion4991 on
How quickly they try and disappear into the woodwork once wind changes.
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Right, and Trump is a popular progressive.
Ted Cruz will say anything with a straight face
Fuck that. Cruz is a liar and everyone knows it.
Texas friends, please vote for Colin Allred (D) for senate
https://colinallred.com/
Back from Cancun for voting season, the TedCruz struts around its nest.
The only bipartisan thing about Cruz is that Republicans and Democrats hate him in equal measure.
Surprised he can say ‘Bipartisan’ while giving Trumps mushroom a mouth massage.
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, etc. etc.
In other news: Ted Cruz is a liar and has no core values.
I think he meant bipolar.
>”Donald, you’re a sniveling coward”. “I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father.”
>”[P]lease make a donation right now to support me and President Trump as we work together to defeat Joe Biden & Save America.”
>– Ted Cruz, 2016-2024
Imagine if we got rid of Ted Cruz & Donald Trump in the same election… 🙏
Most of the country would have a collective orgasm! Lol
Right, and I was cheer captain in high school. See, saying things doesn’t make it true. Vote for Allred, fellow Texans
This is a pretty telling sign of how quickly Trump’s brand is becoming politically toxic. A lot of credit should go to Allred for being a very worthy opponent as well.
Non-paywall version here: https://archive.ph/Eph9C
Rafael no mas
Has anyone ever met a single individual who said they like Ted Cruz?
Ted is a bi partisan, which is a little bit different.
Raphael Cruz is a smarmy, worthless, shitstain.
Yeah, you know he’s sweating reelection when he’s bragging about how he heroically reauthorized FAA funding and renamed a highway with strong bipartisan support.
Ever since his bid to repeal the ACA flopped and he became Trump’s chief lickspittle in the Senate, all he’s done aside from trying to overthrow the government and podcasting was rename a few post offices.
I’m just glad he’s finally getting nervous.
“I’m a Canadian that likes to go to Mexico. How much more bipartisan can anyone be?”
Could he be more of a flip-flopping phoney? All he does is try to be like whoever is doing well.
He’s a textbook pencil dick.
I’m prepared to accept that he’s bi.
My favorite insult was John Oliver calling him a “Rockabilly Muskrat”.
In fairness to cruz, there is plenty of bipartisan hatred for him
Which two parties? Because I doubt he means the Democrats.
>Former GOP House Speaker John Boehner called Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh,” adding, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a b—h in my life.”
I think Ted Cruz grew his weird beard because a story posted on Reddit said he looked like a soggy vampire in his thigh-length leather jacket. It must have been when he was running last or maybe stumping for Trump in 2020?
Both sides recognize that this guy can fuck right off and is horrible; only one side wants to weaponize him regardless of his immorality and unlikability.
What a joke. An unfunny one
Time to show this asshat the door.
Everyone in Congress hates him, even his own team
Ted Cruz is scum ! He is responsible for the deaths of women in Texas . He alone did it!!! Hope their families take lawsuit after lawsuit against him and Texas!!
If you’re in Texas, vote for Colin Allred. Let’s be done with the Ted Cruz problem
The only truth Trump ever uttered: ‘Lying Ted’
ROFL. One of the worst humans in the world is trying to rewrite his biography.
Remember the biggest conman ever humiliated his family publicly and all he did was lap it up.
Cuban one week, Canadien another, Texan today suddenly, bi…ok.
As a person with ethics and principles, I am constantly amazed by the shameless lengths these people will go when they don’t have and principles of their own.
It’s like this guy has made an entire career about being a total shitbag. The fact he bailed and went to Mexico during his states big freeze and people STILL support him is astounding. I’m sorry Texas but you elect some of the worst humans ever.
Who sucks more? Ted Cruz or JD Vance?
I had the privilege of voting against Ted Cruz, despite those efforts being wasted and I’m having a hard time figuring this one out.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
Cruz is a lying sack of shit. He needs to go
lol he is so weak it’s honestly amazing to watch.
Cruz is such a fucking rat, it’s unreal. I actually despise him more than Trump.
In 2023, Georgetown University took a look at all Senators on how bipartisan they were.
Cruz scored 89th.
Out of 100 Senators, Cruz was amongst the *least* bipartisan.
Cruz was part of trying to overturn the election,
Fuck that guy.
Only ever hear Oliver’s… jingles? When I read Ted cruze
” I do not like that man Ted Cruz..”
How quickly they try and disappear into the woodwork once wind changes.