Thoughts and prayers only…

Posted by abaganoush

27 Comments

  1. “End the government” = no FEMA to help pay for all the stuff (fixing infrastructure, clearing debris, fixing utilities)

  2. Republicans be like: NO MORE GUBMENT!

    Republicans: Wait, no, it’s affecting me now, we need gubment!

  3. When you realize that you can belong to the minority, the outgroup you have been campaigning against, in a matter of moments.

  4. Well, Trump and the GOP are pushing to end the government agencies that warned everybody about the hurricane. How fun would thar have been if Helene had hit with no warning.

  5. If Biden rejected All Republican governors for hurricane relief, I would buy a 10 ft tall Biden flag and put it on my yard. Thoughts and prayers that’s all you get because you don’t believe in climate change so this is not actually happening to you it’s just a little rain

  6. Dancing_Cthulhu on

    **Modern Republican Voters:** “Well yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but… no, look, look, it’s not socialist programs/socialism/welfare/government support/whatever when it’s the government aiding me.”

  7. Luckily for these voters the current administration isn’t run by a sociopath.

    >And Gavin Newsom is going to sign those papers. And if he doesn’t sign those papers, we won’t give him money to put out all his fires. And if we don’t give him the money to put out his fires, he’s got problems.

    ~ Trump

  8. PsychologicalBee1801 on

    New idea. Next time a state gets federal relief from a climate change event. They must call it climate change and anytime they deny it they must pay back the money in full

    But to be fair they can do the same every time their guns ward off a tyrannical government … I’m still waiting for the first one

  9. energizernutter on

    Buys a boat. drives around flooding….

    Hey…. you on the house, how do you feel about socialism

    oh, you think it’s evil huh, ok, I’ll move along then, id love to help you, but you said that would be evil, I don’t want to be evil to people…… good luck

  10. adognameddanzig on

    Red states sure love federal funds for natural disasters, farm subsidies and oil subsidies…definitely socialism

  11. SouthernReality9610 on

    Tennessee governor called for a day of prayer and fasting BEFORE declaring an emergency. Like those poor sots on their roofs are fixing to call Door Dash

  12. The problem isn’t their terrible selfish philosophies, it’s that they tell everyone else they’re wrong and Marxist

  13. Their whole socialism thing is just so stupid, and they don’t understand it at all.

    Do you drive on public roads/federal interstate highways? Do you pay into social security? Do your kids go to public school? Do you have police and firemen?

    They have no clue what they are even upset about.

  14. We call them hypocrites where I come from. We make them beg for a while before we help them. After all we are not Republicans.