Russian Soldiers Reportedly Resort to Cannibalism During Vovchansk Plant Siege

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  1. Whole_Championship41 on

    To be fair, they weren’t that far removed from cannibalism before the siege. Orcs gonna orc.

  2. this is a sabotage of the russian army! eating meat destined to waves…
    yet the meat was back on the system, so i don’t know anymore

  3. Usual-Excitement-970 on

    “I will give my life for mother Russia ”

    “We’re going to need your arms and legs too, we’re making zharkoye”

  4. Wow. At the end of the article, it said that the commanders executed two russian soldiers for “drinking more water than they were allowed to from a bottle.” fuck man…

    CDR: “I said you get six sips of water! That suspiciously looked like seven! time to die mutherfucker!”

    Everyone else: “Ah! Fresh meat!”

  5. Wouldn’t be the first time for sure that Russians get to this point, same thing happened in the URSS during the great famine perpetrated by Stalin, was pretty common.

  6. Isn’t that Orcs’s basic diet ? they eating the cats, they eating the dogs of the people that live there ?

    …maybe we can make a song out of this….

  7. I knew it was only a matter of time until a headline like this popped up. All that potential shaslik lying around plus no logistical support made it inevitable.

  8. foggin_estandards2 on

    -I haven’t had any vodka for three stinking days!

    -What about Ivan’s liver?! That looks fresh!

  9. “According to the prisoners, they even considered eating livers of dead Russian soldiers.”

    Might want to re-think that…

  10. The canibal bunker from Metro: Exodus in the Urals. Life immitates art and art is Dmitry Glukhovsky himself.

  11. If it was any other group of people in some other situation it would be a story of survival, a la that one soccor team plane crash in the mountains….

  12. East-Departure8843 on

    Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?”