GOP Nominee Pledges to Free American Women from their Anxiety!

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25 Comments

  1. My mother is against women having reproductive rights. Lots of women oppose reproductive rights. And they vote.

    Vote.

  2. Dia-De-Los-Muertos on

    “I’m so lonely and directionless. I know, I should join a group, that should help validate my existence. Now which gr…….ooh this will do”.

  3. What’s really going through her head when she’s holding up that sign is, ‘Yay, Dadds’s finally not going to be disappointed I wasn’t a boy and everybody at Church is going to give me approval.”

  4. *”Is this not simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity.”*

  5. The second biggest joke in this crowd is that “Promises Made Promises Kept” sign up a few rows.

  6. 1. Create a problem.
    2. Promise voters you’ll save them from the problem.
    3. Get elected.
    4. Don’t do anything.

  7. Trump wants to provide them with a government that will think FOR them… Sound familiar, Mr Brezhnev?

  8. I’m sorry but I can see any humor here. It is really and truly sad. And to add insult to injury, there are 10 million more registered women voters than there are men, so the fact that we’re still hovering at 50:50 is just perplexing to me.

  9. Zealousideal-Bit9652 on

    The amount of Idiocracy truly astounds me but is yet nevertheless not surprising at all

  10. he_is_not_a_shrimp on

    Conservatives only benefit straight rich white able-bodied men. If you’re none of those, vote for the slay mama queen.

  11. Emergency_Row8544 on

    Promises made promises kept? 😂 I think there will always be women who vote against women and it is really sad. I mean it’s surreal we are even back here. It’s like the US has become Idiocracy