Poll Shows J.D. Vance Barely More Popular Than Herpes, Analyst Jokes

https://newrepublic.com/post/186402/jd-vance-popular-mark-robinson-poll

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  1. >J.D. Vance is not polling well among 18-29-year-olds nationwide.

    >A Harvard Youth poll found that only 18 percent of respondents had a favorable view of Donald Trump’s running mate. The Bulwark editor Jonathan V. Last argued Wednesday that this was a particularly bad number for Vance, especially when compared with the favorability of North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson.

  2. Vance pointed to numbers that had him breaking even with Herpes despite still being behind painful rectal itch. 

  3. Scorpiogre_rawrr on

    JD Vance was seen getting into a vehicle with music loudly playing….

    *🎵When I get that feeling, I need SECTIONAL HEALING…🎵*

  4. At least Herpes can be cured by applying medicated cream to the affected area. The same can’t be said for Vance’s presence.

  5. True. I’d rather have to deal with a herpes outbreak than listen to one more rabid spittle spew of women hating vomit that comes out of his mouth yet again.

    Every single time. Damn dude, envious and insecure much?

  6. Effective-Pudding207 on

    I think he’s up there with explosive diarrhea and he’s tied with a glass shard in the eye.

  7. ButterscotchOdd8257 on

    Vance and Walz are about to debate.
    Trump would probably be better off debating Harris again just to wipe the stink of Vance off his clothes a little.

  8. This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://newrepublic.com/post/186402/jd-vance-popular-mark-robinson-poll) reduced by 78%. (I’m a bot)
    *****
    > Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that the towns he smeared with anti-immigrant lies actually suffered "Hostile takeovers" by immigrants, and insisted that immigrants have been "Taking over" cities across America.

    > Trump has continued to completely ignore statements from local officials, including Aurora's mayor, who said that the assertion that Venezuelan gangs had taken over the city was "Simply not true." Aurora's police chief said there is no evidence to support Trump's claim that a Venezuelan gang had taken over an apartment building, which was really left destitute by its management company, according to residents.

    > "They're going to take over a lot more than Aurora, they're going to go through Colorado, take over the whole damn state, unless I become president," Trump said, grinning.

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  9. I am 100% serious when I say I would rather get herpes than have JD Vance be our next vice president

  10. Life-Excitement4928 on

    A lot of good jokes and valid points made here.

    But who polled *positively* about herpes??