If shes only got 2 years she did some good pleading and snitchin
oldaliumfarmer on
Risking 2 years for a potential 12 billion. A lot of people would take that risk. Remember not to sell siggies on Staten Island.
MorpheusDrinkinga4O on
Yet if a black guy steals a napkin he gets the death penalty. Fuck these people.
ScootSchloingo on
She’s gonna get released early, write a book, and either live off of that or podcast/speaking arrangements while people are rotting in prison for petty theft. God bless America.
Zyrinj on
Less time than people used to get for having a small joint. Gotta remember to crime the right way boys!
PhysicalGraffiti75 on
So the take away here is if you’re going to steal, steal a lot.
celtic1888 on
The good looking ones always get off easy
exomniac on
At least she still has her looks
wild-hectare on
wait…she actually has $11B to forfeit?!
Weak-Return7282 on
I feel like life should be the lightest sentence possible for this
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Fuck these people.
If shes only got 2 years she did some good pleading and snitchin
Risking 2 years for a potential 12 billion. A lot of people would take that risk. Remember not to sell siggies on Staten Island.
Yet if a black guy steals a napkin he gets the death penalty. Fuck these people.
She’s gonna get released early, write a book, and either live off of that or podcast/speaking arrangements while people are rotting in prison for petty theft. God bless America.
Less time than people used to get for having a small joint. Gotta remember to crime the right way boys!
So the take away here is if you’re going to steal, steal a lot.
The good looking ones always get off easy
At least she still has her looks
wait…she actually has $11B to forfeit?!
I feel like life should be the lightest sentence possible for this