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  1. Donald will only stop being the carnival con man when he can’t move. He’s the crazy uncle who won’t leave the party. This is the buy one before it’s gone con.

  2. yep, if he wins no one ever has to worry about voting anymore… if he loses his options become jail or flee to Venezuela

  3. donOld promised to disappear should he lose to Biden. He promises a lot. He will never go away on his own.

  4. Pleasant_Expert_1990 on

    He will not be nominated again and will run (campaign/con) as an independent until he dies.

  5. If he loses this election, it’s going to be difficult for him to run again from the inside of a jail cell.

  6. If he really means that he should start by clearly admitting he lost in 2020. Then he can talk about what happens if he loses again in 2024.

  7. He’s not going away. The GOP gave him a way to make mounds of money and get tons of attention and be the most powerful person in the world. If he wins this election he and his goons will start attacking the 22nd Amendment. If he loses he’ll keep screaming that he was cheated and demanding money so he can run again. Obviously option 2 is vastly superior but anyone who believes we’ll see the back of him before he dies should see me about a fantastic deal on a famous bridge.

  8. DonJuniorsEmails on

    He will register a new campaign immediately so he can claim he can’t be in prison. Also to keep grifting the moron cult. 

  9. PuzzleheadedSock2983 on

    Remember what he said a few short months ago—if he wins or steals it he won’t have to run again