Vladimir Putin wants Russians to have s*x during work breaks amid declining birthrate, says fate of Russia depends on it
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/world-news/vladimir-putin-wants-russians-to-have-sex-during-work-breaks-says-fate-of-russia-depends-on-it/articleshow/113417026.cms
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Have you spread your STD today? Goes great with Putin ideology.
Soldiers start having sex with each other.
-That’s not what I meant!
>indiantimes
any actual news source?
So why is he sending hundreds of thousands to die in Ukraine?
Hmmm yes but The Gays^TM are the depraved ones pushing sexuality on everyone
Tell me again how Russia isn’t a dying country?
“Make babies, so I can eventually draft them into military service for all of my illegal invasions.”
Isn’t enough that he fkcs them all the time?
Have s*x? Are we in middle school?
This reminds me of George Carlin:
“They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”
Birth me more sons so I can send them to Ukraine to die! For the motherland!
Pooty Call
I’ve said it before… the Onion and Babylon Bee are going to be irrelevant…
When I visited Russia (early Putin era), there was a public health campaign encouraging people to drink beer on their lunch break (instead of vodka)
Loads of TV adverts with successful, attractive young people drinking beer in the sunshine and then some narrator saying ‘beer is great!’. Not joking.
Now the encouragement is to have sex. Seems like progress I guess.
Nothing puts folks in the mood than being told to bang by their dictator.
S*x during workbreaks? What is s*x? Six? Six what? Sax? Look, I love jazz music but I don’t know if work breaks are appropriate for playing musical instruments.
Anyways, thank goodness they used an asterisk in that title. It’s important to censor that word for no real reason, in a manner that lets even 4-year-olds know what word they mean. Because SEX would be offensive and triggering, but s*x totally hides the meaning and is thus ok. 🙄
The publication didn’t censor that word, so why are you? Are you too embarrassed to say sex?
We’ll yeahhh. When you lose 500 thousand sperm doners to a needless war you have to initiate alternative methods.
Funny enough ending the invasion of Ukraine will help their population a lot by reducing the amount of young soldiers dying everyday
Well, apparently based on the internet, Russians do have a lot of sex, just to make a living and in a way that is NOT producing babies.
This kind of thing has worked for none of the countries that have tried it. Even countries that are paying people to breed aren’t fixing the birth rate.
Maybe make a society where people want to have kids instead.
I’m not usually a big fan of Russia, but I’ll be doing this in America as much as possible. “I’m doing my part”
‘s*x’. Really, OP – are we all kids that need to be protected from dirty words now?
In other words, Putin demands that Russians fuck the everloving shit out of each other during work breaks to help feed the meatgrinder.
Maybe it would help if he stopped sending Russians to death in a totally needless war for the sake of his ego.
If russian men keep getting killed in stupid wars like that, sex in russia will be mostly lesbian in a few years.
Nobody going to comment on how Hitler tried the same thing to support the Nazi war effort?
Not killing all the young men in war might help.
Problem: “Long working hours are a deterrent to having children”
Solution: “just have sex on your work breaks”
Ok… and what about the whole, caring for a child, raising a child, paying for a child… the making the baby part is easy… and fun… it’s the 18 years afterwords that are difficult.
You’re allowed to say sex on reddit
You know what helps with population decline? Not sending men to die..
Make more babies to fight the next stupid war.