He trusts you, and lets you on his plan because you apparently are the only one willing to give him blowies.
IRideMoreThanYou on
Just keep saying crazier shit! Do it, you lead paint eating jackwagons!
And, if possible, alienate another red state like you did with Ohio! Do it!
Actual__Wizard on
She should just lie and say that they had sex. Her career is over anyways.
hotpackage on
Melania must be reconsidering if her marriage to Trump is worth riding out until he dies.
Lyman5209 on
>“They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.”
Joe Biden absolutely has friends. Trump isn’t the president
Interesting-Olive842 on
Loomer’s doing a great job as far as I can tell.
500owls on
I think they’re having sex together. Just a theory.
ChungusAhUm on
>“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued. “They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.
Not the president. Private citizen. You don’t get to invent your own president. Sick of these fucks, among other things, constantly referring to Trump as the president. You don’t get to live in an alternate reality. There’s one reality and one president, and it isn’t him.
Necessary_Chip9934 on
Party of family values is at it again.
GrandMoffJenkins on
If Loomer is pregnant, I bet the Trump Campaign or the RNC will make her get an abortion. And if they do, I hope the record of that clinic visit leaks in October.
Beneficial_Goal1766 on
She is the red woman.
Purify5 on
Imagine Joe Biden was hanging out with a woman 50 years his junior while out campaigning all the while Jill Biden was nowhere to be seen.
There would be nonstop Fox News coverage. But since it’s Trump I doubt it even hit their radar.
Northerngal_420 on
I’ve never been one to watch soap operas but this is awesome.
Northerngal_420 on
Trump and Loomer are Homelander and Firecracker
Rude_Tie4674 on
This person has outstayed her 15 minutes.
liverstealer on
Keep in mind all of this talk about DJT and Loomer may be true, it is only out there to act as a distraction from talking about anything of substance (policy, etc). Also to steal any oxygen from Harris in the media.
forgot_my_useragain on
Is it just me or did this person just sorta appear out of nowhere? I’m not the most informed guy in the world, but I hadn’t heard of her til like last week when she started loomin’ the shroom.
Rutger_Meower on
They are for sure banging. This is exactly what the side chick says when confronted by reporters.
bdog59600 on
Having Laura Loomer as a close, personal friend is somehow an even more damning indictment of Trump’s character than him sleeping with her or using her for craven political gain.
time_drifter on
**“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued.**
There it is. Confirmation of FWB.
JacksonTheGrey on
Have I missed it or have his children been awfully quiet these days?
Whorrox on
Well, we are no longer talking about Trump and Project 2025, so Trump Team feels good about that.
ktq2019 on
If she fucks it up enough for him and he loses, I will formally forgive her for being such a bitch in school together.
Daxnu on
I don’t care who he mushrooms, I care that he loses and when he runs in 4 years agian that he loses agian
SpleenBender on
>Trump—who has been accused of interfering with the 2020 presidential election, called his political enemies “vermin,” promised to imprison his opponents, vowed to begin the largest deportations in the history of the United States, and spread racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs—is *NOW ACCUSING THE OTHER SIDE* of going too far by … *pointing out that he did any of these things*.
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I’m sure they have a very hands on relationship.
He trusts you, and lets you on his plan because you apparently are the only one willing to give him blowies.
Just keep saying crazier shit! Do it, you lead paint eating jackwagons!
And, if possible, alienate another red state like you did with Ohio! Do it!
She should just lie and say that they had sex. Her career is over anyways.
Melania must be reconsidering if her marriage to Trump is worth riding out until he dies.
>“They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.”
Joe Biden absolutely has friends. Trump isn’t the president
Loomer’s doing a great job as far as I can tell.
I think they’re having sex together. Just a theory.
>“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued. “They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.
Not the president. Private citizen. You don’t get to invent your own president. Sick of these fucks, among other things, constantly referring to Trump as the president. You don’t get to live in an alternate reality. There’s one reality and one president, and it isn’t him.
Party of family values is at it again.
If Loomer is pregnant, I bet the Trump Campaign or the RNC will make her get an abortion. And if they do, I hope the record of that clinic visit leaks in October.
She is the red woman.
Imagine Joe Biden was hanging out with a woman 50 years his junior while out campaigning all the while Jill Biden was nowhere to be seen.
There would be nonstop Fox News coverage. But since it’s Trump I doubt it even hit their radar.
I’ve never been one to watch soap operas but this is awesome.
Trump and Loomer are Homelander and Firecracker
This person has outstayed her 15 minutes.
Keep in mind all of this talk about DJT and Loomer may be true, it is only out there to act as a distraction from talking about anything of substance (policy, etc). Also to steal any oxygen from Harris in the media.
Is it just me or did this person just sorta appear out of nowhere? I’m not the most informed guy in the world, but I hadn’t heard of her til like last week when she started loomin’ the shroom.
They are for sure banging. This is exactly what the side chick says when confronted by reporters.
Having Laura Loomer as a close, personal friend is somehow an even more damning indictment of Trump’s character than him sleeping with her or using her for craven political gain.
**“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued.**
There it is. Confirmation of FWB.
Have I missed it or have his children been awfully quiet these days?
Well, we are no longer talking about Trump and Project 2025, so Trump Team feels good about that.
If she fucks it up enough for him and he loses, I will formally forgive her for being such a bitch in school together.
I don’t care who he mushrooms, I care that he loses and when he runs in 4 years agian that he loses agian
>Trump—who has been accused of interfering with the 2020 presidential election, called his political enemies “vermin,” promised to imprison his opponents, vowed to begin the largest deportations in the history of the United States, and spread racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs—is *NOW ACCUSING THE OTHER SIDE* of going too far by … *pointing out that he did any of these things*.