Nobody Is Eating Our City’s Dogs Mr. Trump—I’d Know, I’m the Dog Warden

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28 Comments

  1. armchairmegalomaniac on

    “Oh my God! The Democrats are planting their own dog wardens to make President Trump look bad! The Deep State goes much deeper than anyone realized!”

  2. Have we ever had a presidential candidate who lost the dog warden vote? Maybe once you lose the librarian vote, it’s a slippery slope.

  3. If real people weren’t being threatened over this, I’d be far less concerned by it.

    As it is, it’s a disgusting and utterly racist lie being used to deflect from the fact that Trump lacks even the concept of a plan in policy beyond “deport, dictator, tariff”. He knows he loses if the campaign stays with issues, even such pertinent issues as Trump’s own mounting insanity, so his plan is to cause chaos and hurt people (including elementary schoolers).

    It is a failure of the media that they’re not calling out those aspects of it.

  4. Cephalopod_astronaut on

    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GEESE?

    BTW, I don’t know if they still do, but some of the restaurants at Trump hotels used to serve foie gras.

  5. I loved what one reporter on the PBS Newshour had to say about JD Vance’s claim that he’s getting calls that people are eating pets. It was something like

    “Think about it, if someone ate your dog, would you call the police, or would you call your Senator? It makes no sense that Vance would be getting calls about this but the local authorities aren’t.”

  6. Imagine talking to this person at the start of the week and saying, “Oh, by the end of the week you’ll have to issue a press release stating that Donald Trump is wrong about about dogs being eaten in Springfield.”

  7. trump is so stupid, at this point most of the country is laughing at him and he keeps on saying it.

  8. As Pete Buttigiege pointed out, this is all planned to keep us from discussing Project 2025 and his policies/lack thereof. 

     Who cares about his latest stunt?  It’s insane and we know it. 

    I’m sorry the people of Springfield are dealing with this.

    But, let’s not let Trump get away with this deliberate distraction.

     Let’s remember to talk about what he is trying to distract us from.

    Project 2025

    Like his “concept “ for a healthcare plan he hasn’t figured out since 2016?

    His pride for overturning Roe v Wade?

    The fact we lost manufacturing jobs under his administration?

    Oh yeah, that pesky attempt to overthrow the government?

    His convictions?

    His inability to say he wanted Ukraine to win?

  9. Impeach! Not my dog warden, not ever! Someone needs to look into her 30 years of dedicated wholesome service to the animals and her community. Follow the shelter donations. Russia, if you’re listening!

  10. GoodUserNameToday on

    Can we make a play for Ohio please? trump has been insulting them nonstop and we have a popular senator on the ticket. The only reason people think it’s a lost cause is because we put no effort there. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy. Same with Florida.

  11. kimberlymarie30 on

    I really hope that everyone in Ohio is voting against the orange menace. For now I am hopeful.

  12. How the (#$*#$* is this even a question when the dog catcher is more qualified, saner, and less treasonous than the republican candidate?