He’s clearly having an affair and the evangelicals will vote for him because he’s such a devout Christian.
Bluegrass_Bourbon on
“She’s a chosen one.”
AlDHydeAndTheKetones on
Given the hate she’s getting from the MAGA community I’m surprised no one has started claiming she’s trans yet
OccidoViper on
Laura Loomer is essentially the character Firecracker in the Boys show
Class_of_22 on
Yeah, and he shows no intentions of getting rid of her despite EVERYONE telling him how bad of an idea it is to get her involved in his campaign. I think she is now his top advisor/manipulator, replacing Stephen Miller.
He never listens to people, he’s a stubborn SOB who clearly cares for no one but himself.
RandomErrer on
New side chick. Next question.
TDotSkilliams on
Warning… stories that they are Not sleeping together are Fake News
Competitivecro on
Because she’s fucking him
GonzoVeritas on
> There once was an ancient doomer
>
> Who got it on with ol’ Laura Loomer
>
> He made it so quick
>
> With his small mushroom dick
>
> That she laughed and said “OK, Boomer!”
*h/t Reddit user: TheClawhold*
>
JaZepi on
It’s for the blowies. That mushroom sucker has the perfect amount of collagen injection to tickle that little fungi.
lunchSpecial_number8 on
Immaculate conception in 3… 2… 1…
Underp0pulation on
“She’s the Arby’s to my mushroom”
sonostanco72 on
“I have to see what those remarks are,” Trump defended. “I don’t even know what you’re talking about. She may have said something based on what you’re telling me.”
Like he doesn’t know what she said? If his base that still supports him believes that he doesn’t know they are idiots for believing him.
Someone who claims ignorance about racist and disgusting comments should not be allowed to hold political office. But that’s his MO, denial, ignorance, and blame. The comment he made is similar to what he said about Project 2025.
Gmaup on
Melania is jumping for joy if Trump is having an affair that woman clearly hates him
Etna_No_Pyroclast on
She puts out. Or he thinks she is gonna put out. IT’s that simple.
z7q2 on
The October surprise:
* MTG secretly records Trump and Loomer fucking on the plane
* MTG sends it to Melania
* Melania posts it on X and sues for divorce
They have an intimate relationship. She changes his diapers
cncantdie on
Who will be surprised when it’s revealed she’s another Russian asset keeping tabs on him? ✋
K1ttyKaboom on
She looks like one of Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummies lol
jakegh on
Trump really isn’t very complicated. She tells him what he wants to hear. He likes it when people agree with him.
Naiehybfisn374 on
People are jumping to the conclusion that this is an affair but it may also be a sign that his dementia is for real and worsening, too. Dementia patients can tend to attach to people who they think are helping them or otherwise insist that so-and-so is around more and get irritated if they aren’t.
SwoleBuddha on
Let’s skip to the part where we find out that he paid for her to have an abortion.
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She’s his type?
He’s clearly having an affair and the evangelicals will vote for him because he’s such a devout Christian.
“She’s a chosen one.”
Given the hate she’s getting from the MAGA community I’m surprised no one has started claiming she’s trans yet
Laura Loomer is essentially the character Firecracker in the Boys show
Yeah, and he shows no intentions of getting rid of her despite EVERYONE telling him how bad of an idea it is to get her involved in his campaign. I think she is now his top advisor/manipulator, replacing Stephen Miller.
He never listens to people, he’s a stubborn SOB who clearly cares for no one but himself.
New side chick. Next question.
Warning… stories that they are Not sleeping together are Fake News
Because she’s fucking him
> There once was an ancient doomer
>
> Who got it on with ol’ Laura Loomer
>
> He made it so quick
>
> With his small mushroom dick
>
> That she laughed and said “OK, Boomer!”
*h/t Reddit user: TheClawhold*
>
It’s for the blowies. That mushroom sucker has the perfect amount of collagen injection to tickle that little fungi.
Immaculate conception in 3… 2… 1…
“She’s the Arby’s to my mushroom”
“I have to see what those remarks are,” Trump defended. “I don’t even know what you’re talking about. She may have said something based on what you’re telling me.”
Like he doesn’t know what she said? If his base that still supports him believes that he doesn’t know they are idiots for believing him.
Someone who claims ignorance about racist and disgusting comments should not be allowed to hold political office. But that’s his MO, denial, ignorance, and blame. The comment he made is similar to what he said about Project 2025.
Melania is jumping for joy if Trump is having an affair that woman clearly hates him
She puts out. Or he thinks she is gonna put out. IT’s that simple.
The October surprise:
* MTG secretly records Trump and Loomer fucking on the plane
* MTG sends it to Melania
* Melania posts it on X and sues for divorce
I can dream
She’s 31, if you can believe that.
New portrait for the White House?
https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1834561559210704969
Be sure to zoom in.
Giggle warning.
They have an intimate relationship. She changes his diapers
Who will be surprised when it’s revealed she’s another Russian asset keeping tabs on him? ✋
She looks like one of Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummies lol
Trump really isn’t very complicated. She tells him what he wants to hear. He likes it when people agree with him.
People are jumping to the conclusion that this is an affair but it may also be a sign that his dementia is for real and worsening, too. Dementia patients can tend to attach to people who they think are helping them or otherwise insist that so-and-so is around more and get irritated if they aren’t.
Let’s skip to the part where we find out that he paid for her to have an abortion.