Don’t put it past them to buy everyone in the country an iPhone in order to get the money back to apple.
Dookwithanegg on
Food
Livestock feed
Juice
Cider
Compost
Pectin
Biogas
davesr25 on
€2535, to every person in Ireland.
Or there abouts.
AbhaDimon on
It’s no wonder I can’t get a GP
Ehldas on
Referencing the adage that “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”, this windfall (heh) could keep the entire country healthy for 6.94 years.
BazingaQQ on
Four million bikeskeds
Reasonable_Yak7899 on
5billion on housing 5 billion on gp’s. 3 billion on bikesheds.
pup_mercury on
Wait to see how much is left after other EU members and maybe the US get a taste.
Kanye_Wesht on
It’s an unlucky number. Give it all back.
Jeryndave0574 on
send it to every doctor in the country (including Northern Ireland)
Rude-Guitar-478 on
Open that Etsy shop!
Jacques-de-lad on
We’ll go down to the Auld Mill and get some cider
teknocratbob on
Cider. Lots and lots of cider
vizardsundwampires on
When life gives you apples, make apple-ade
ThinkPaddie on
It will go into the ahem government coffers ahem..wink wink
theotheririshguy on
Considering the apples now outnumber us at about 2452 to 1 it’s a question of what will they do with us?
bamila on
Do we have an excessive surplus of apples this year? I only manage to eat about 3-4 apples a day.
I can get paid in apples no problem
KickOk5591 on
Pies or tarts
Superbius_Occassius on
We build a competing children’s hospital and let the two we would now have, fight for customers!
AlienInOrigin on
Fake apples. No bite in the side of them.
calvinised on
Get to eating
fraychef2 on
Cider obviously.
matt881020 on
Cider lots of cider
harmlesscannibal1 on
Make Clonmel champagne
phyneas on
Excellent, that will fund Ireland’s new €13b tech incentive lottery scheme, the proceeds of which will be distributed to one lucky randomly chosen tree-fruit-themed technology company with a five-letter name that was founded by at least one lad named Steve.
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Make cider obviously.
Where are these apples? I’m making cider
Don’t put it past them to buy everyone in the country an iPhone in order to get the money back to apple.
Food
Livestock feed
Juice
Cider
Compost
Pectin
Biogas
€2535, to every person in Ireland.
Or there abouts.
It’s no wonder I can’t get a GP
Referencing the adage that “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”, this windfall (heh) could keep the entire country healthy for 6.94 years.
Four million bikeskeds
5billion on housing 5 billion on gp’s. 3 billion on bikesheds.
Wait to see how much is left after other EU members and maybe the US get a taste.
It’s an unlucky number. Give it all back.
send it to every doctor in the country (including Northern Ireland)
Open that Etsy shop!
We’ll go down to the Auld Mill and get some cider
Cider. Lots and lots of cider
When life gives you apples, make apple-ade
It will go into the ahem government coffers ahem..wink wink
Considering the apples now outnumber us at about 2452 to 1 it’s a question of what will they do with us?
Do we have an excessive surplus of apples this year? I only manage to eat about 3-4 apples a day.
I can get paid in apples no problem
Pies or tarts
We build a competing children’s hospital and let the two we would now have, fight for customers!
Fake apples. No bite in the side of them.
Get to eating
Cider obviously.
Cider lots of cider
Make Clonmel champagne
Excellent, that will fund Ireland’s new €13b tech incentive lottery scheme, the proceeds of which will be distributed to one lucky randomly chosen tree-fruit-themed technology company with a five-letter name that was founded by at least one lad named Steve.
https://preview.redd.it/elekpm79oznd1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d597a89a49bb0bd78661e743a05f9f47948129d9
Simon Harris right now
€13b? Could build a children’s hospital with that. Maybe get a bike shed if there’s any change.
Fart on them.
i cannot believe this popped up on my homepage after i picked 4 kilos of apples off a few trees i found