Donald Trump says JD Vance can’t be “weird” because he’s “so straight” — Trump’s defense against the “weird” charges is to insist that his running mate is straight.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/08/donald-trump-says-jd-vance-cant-be-weird-because-hes-so-straight/
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Totally not weird /s
Buncha weirdos.
Strange and weird.
Narrator: And he most certainly was not.
straight like Mike “Perfectly Normal Adopted Adult Son” Johnson or Lindsey “Ladybugs” Graham
very weird thing to emphasize.
BEsides, do couches even have genders?
Straight up couch fucker
Former Marine here… Vance is the kind of Marine we’d shit on and haze all the time because his weirdness makes the rest of our weirdness too public and visible.
The kind of guy that comes into another sections area and loiters around until someone asks him what he wants and then he just runs away.
The weird comments are getting to him. Good.
I find it genuinely hilarious how offended so many Republicans have gotten over being called weird.
It’s not just the irony of being offended by something so stupid when they moan about other people being offended all the fucking time.
It’s the fact that for years people have been insulting republicans in so many worse ways.
They don’t care when we say they’re in a cult, they don’t care when we say that they have been brainwashed, and they don’t care when we call them stupid.
But being called weird? That’s just too far.
A lion doesn’t have to scream – I am a lion!
A straight man doesn’t need to scream – I am straight.
The fact that Trump needs to reassure the crowds about JD’s sexual orientation however sure is weird.
What a weird thing to say.
These two sure wear a lot of makeup.
If I remember one thing about high school: if you have to be bragged up about how straight you are, you’re probably gay
>“so straight”
Yea he’s def gay
Straight up bent.
To be honest, I never really gave Vance’s sexual orientation a second thought. I just a thought he was weird in that weird republican way. Now I’m thinking “what if the weird he projects is him trying to pretend that he’s not gay and that’s his straight guy act and we’re all perceiving it as just weird?”
Trump thinks “weird” = queer, not “weird = awkward
Of all the words to use, he picks “straight?”
Here’s the funny part: JD questioned his sexuality in his book, wears eyeliner, and hangs out with a well known homosexual vampire who built his entire career.
JD screams uptight closeted homosexual.
Right down to the ramrod posture, causing him to walk around with dainty steps, shoulders back, all on his heels.
I’m not saying that his bedroom experience consists solely of having his face pushed down into a pillow, or that his wife getting pregnant involved a third and a turkey baster, or that there’s photographic evidence that he likes to, at least occasionally, dress in ladies clothing.. but i know for a fact at least one of those things is true.
Now, I have nothing against gay men. But the whole “Christian republican who is obviously gay and gets into politics so he can take women’s rights away” trope is played out. And JD is no Lindsey Grayham.
Somebody gonna tell him about Vance in a skirt?
Anybody?
Which Venn Diagram shows any overlap of ‘weird’ with ‘gay’ circles??
Everything he says is opposite,
“they are cheating” ( he is cheating)
“They are doing a crime” ( he’s doing the crime)
“Vance is straight” ( he’s more loose than a screen door in a tornado )
no one:
absolutely no one:
trump: He’s not gay. He’s not, you know, he’s not… *gay*.
Is this why republicans think being called weird is the worst insult? Because they think it means gay?
He’s so straight that’s he’s coming around the other side.
The guy that thought he was gay and decided to repress those feelings way deep down in a spiral of self loathing that manifested itself and now he hates other gay people because he hates himself? Didn’t give up that eyeliner though…
Because every straight guy lives with a billionaire gay man (Peter Thiel) who has given Vance millions and negotiated with Trump for vp
This guy thinks the village people are straight