Had one that size last year above the backdoor. Flicked a piece of paper at it hoping it’d fall and leave. Ran right at me instead 🤧
Bigprettytoes on
TRIGGER WARNING would have been nice
Spartak_Gavvygavgav on
Whatever you do, whatever action you take, never, I repeat NEVER takes eyes off the enemy, before he is vanquished.
He. Must. Not. Escape.
Should he, who knows when, and more importantly where, he will reappear.
Because he will.
He will.
Destroy.
And utterly.
FU_DeputyStagg on
Tis the the time of the year when they wander about looking for a mate. If only they used the apps like the rest of us
Character_Common8881 on
Holy 70’s wallpaper Batman!
CernerSurvivor on
Best of luck with your upcoming house move.
just--so on
I’ve killed three of these fuckers already. War… war never changes.
LorenzoBargioni on
Is the year 1927?
MajCoss on
Sister takes care of them with her vacuum cleaner. Her vacuum cleaner was in her garage last time I visited. Was wondering what it was doing out there. She had become paranoid a spider was going to crawl back out of it.
OneMagicBadger on
That’s looks like a Gavin to me
Due-Signature-2965 on
I thought I had the fear before seeing this…. I was wrong
Mutt-of-Munster on
We had one of those in our apartment this time last year.
It was on a towel and my girlfriend discovered it – when she picked up the towel to dry her face.
MLGprolapse on
Just throw it out ffs. If you’re scared to pick it up just use a cup and piece of paper. Spider’s are amazing little creatures.
ishka_uisce on
Poor guy ☹ Imagine if there was some creature 1000 times bigger than us that crushed us on sight for no reason other than vibes.
IntentionFalse8822 on
First giant house spider of the year that you’ve seen. They say for every one you see there are 100 you don’t. And they mostly come out at night skuttling around looking for dark, warm, moist places to lay their eggs.
Sleep well.
Natural-Hunter-3 on
First? Lucky fecker. I’ve been inundated with them the last fortnight. Absolutely petrified to close my eyes at night for fear I’ll wake up beside one.
Head_Gone on
Literally just hurled one out the front door. The speed out of the yoke!
Dezzie19 on
He’s sound he was with me for a few weeks last year, once you get to know each other it will be fine.
popcorndiesel on
Had one in my house once that made the stairs creek.
GERIKO_STORMHEART on
Missus came downstairs shouting about a giant spider that came from under the bed. I went up and checked. I said it’s just average actually and put him back under the bed. They are coming indoors now looking for love. Don’t be a cock blocker.
Humble-Maybe4966 on
That’s a baby
Pool_Powerful on
One of these was crawling along the top of my sofa the other day and touched my hair a couple of times a few minutes apart. The first time, it was directly behind my head, so I didn’t see it when I turned to look. But I saw it after the second time and leapt off the sofa in shock. My wife didn’t see it and laughed at me and thought I was exaggerating its size. When she finally spotted it, she solemnly said “It has to die.”
chonkykais16 on
I rebuke this energy. I don’t have it in me to kill them because they’re just minding their own business but the absolute terror of being stark naked in the shower and washing shampoo out of your eyes only to see this 2 inches from your face 😨
bidthimg on
A much more humane way would be to simply put him in a glass and chuck him outside, if you’re feeling like doing a little trolling, put him in your neighbours garden (if you have any)
MaxiStavros on
I’ll close the windows then. And fuel the flamethrower.
CarlyLouise_ on
Just after killing one in the bathroom, disgusting
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Had one that size last year above the backdoor. Flicked a piece of paper at it hoping it’d fall and leave. Ran right at me instead 🤧
TRIGGER WARNING would have been nice
Whatever you do, whatever action you take, never, I repeat NEVER takes eyes off the enemy, before he is vanquished.
He. Must. Not. Escape.
Should he, who knows when, and more importantly where, he will reappear.
Because he will.
He will.
Destroy.
And utterly.
Tis the the time of the year when they wander about looking for a mate. If only they used the apps like the rest of us
Holy 70’s wallpaper Batman!
Best of luck with your upcoming house move.
I’ve killed three of these fuckers already. War… war never changes.
Is the year 1927?
Sister takes care of them with her vacuum cleaner. Her vacuum cleaner was in her garage last time I visited. Was wondering what it was doing out there. She had become paranoid a spider was going to crawl back out of it.
That’s looks like a Gavin to me
I thought I had the fear before seeing this…. I was wrong
We had one of those in our apartment this time last year.
It was on a towel and my girlfriend discovered it – when she picked up the towel to dry her face.
Just throw it out ffs. If you’re scared to pick it up just use a cup and piece of paper. Spider’s are amazing little creatures.
Poor guy ☹ Imagine if there was some creature 1000 times bigger than us that crushed us on sight for no reason other than vibes.
First giant house spider of the year that you’ve seen. They say for every one you see there are 100 you don’t. And they mostly come out at night skuttling around looking for dark, warm, moist places to lay their eggs.
Sleep well.
First? Lucky fecker. I’ve been inundated with them the last fortnight. Absolutely petrified to close my eyes at night for fear I’ll wake up beside one.
Literally just hurled one out the front door. The speed out of the yoke!
He’s sound he was with me for a few weeks last year, once you get to know each other it will be fine.
Had one in my house once that made the stairs creek.
Missus came downstairs shouting about a giant spider that came from under the bed. I went up and checked. I said it’s just average actually and put him back under the bed. They are coming indoors now looking for love. Don’t be a cock blocker.
That’s a baby
One of these was crawling along the top of my sofa the other day and touched my hair a couple of times a few minutes apart. The first time, it was directly behind my head, so I didn’t see it when I turned to look. But I saw it after the second time and leapt off the sofa in shock. My wife didn’t see it and laughed at me and thought I was exaggerating its size. When she finally spotted it, she solemnly said “It has to die.”
I rebuke this energy. I don’t have it in me to kill them because they’re just minding their own business but the absolute terror of being stark naked in the shower and washing shampoo out of your eyes only to see this 2 inches from your face 😨
A much more humane way would be to simply put him in a glass and chuck him outside, if you’re feeling like doing a little trolling, put him in your neighbours garden (if you have any)
I’ll close the windows then. And fuel the flamethrower.
Just after killing one in the bathroom, disgusting