He’s too busy dry humping his couch and yelling at his son for playing Pokemon
ResponsibilityFew318 on
How do you spell an evil laugh?
-thegay- on
Let them believe they are invincible. It only makes the fall more satisfying to watch.
gwtg2r on
He’s correct, but not for the reason he thinks. He’s correct because you can’t fix stupid.
robottiporo on
Ok. Good.
Boring_Investment597 on
Hahahah! The last town hall and donut shop appearance says otherwise.
mitch_medburger on
That’s what he’s saying while he heavily prepares for the debate.
coolcool23 on
It’s the exact same case as trump. You don’t feel the need to prepare when your strategy is to go on stage and lie and repeat slogans and zingers. It’s that simple.
Edit: when you’re not there to debate, you’re there to troll.
IRideMoreThanYou on
Oh, boy! I love watching bad decisions play out live on national TV!
Tree_Skeleton on
Famous last words.
woliphirl on
All Tim Walz has to say is
“I’ve never called my running mate hitler”
And JDs back to cushin pushin full time.
Lawn_Orderly on
>”We don’t need to prepare for a debate with Tim Walz, we need to get out there and talk to the American people, that’s the biggest way that we’re going to prepare for the debate on October 1.”
Walz is going to wipe the floor with him. 🍿
BigBallsMcGirk on
He needs to prepare for 1 minute of basic small talk with just a regular person.
But if he wants to lie or be cocky about it, sure thing, couchboy.
Lord_Skelefun on
If he truly believes that, then it seems he’s gonna run face first into a brick walz
Otherwise_Variety719 on
Oh yeah, because you have done such a great job with off the cuff comments lately. I, for one, FULLY support this plan.
Pitiful-Bus-4791 on
Nothing can save him, not even prep.
ranchoparksteve on
There’s no fixing this mess of a human.
Significant_Farm8695 on
[single person clapping]
The_Best_Yak_Ever on
Yeah, I saw you in the donut house. You were definitely born ready JD. You’re totally not a total weirdo who can’t even interact with people like a genuine human. You totally won’t embarrass yourself. Because you, JD, are totally not weird.
baroncalico on
Well now I’m *definitely* gonna watch it.
Albert_2004 on
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
*Napoleon Bonaparte*
No-Alps-7367 on
The worst part is that he’s 100% correct. He could walk out on stage in blackface, throw up a quick nazi salute and drop kick a puppy and CNN would be like “JD Vance Had a Disastrous Debate Performance. Here’s Why That’s Bad for Kamala Harris.”
Edit: Phrasing!
AgentM44 on
He’s just gonna gaslight us on the spot.
kafkadre on
Vance on Debate day: “What do you mean debating with a coach? I was told ‘bating with a couch.”
Lumpy-Yak9212 on
“I don’t need to prepare for the debate, I’ll lean back on my natural wit, knowledge, and charm.” -guy who can’t even order donuts on the fly
readerf52 on
Ahh, Opposite Day in the republicans party again.
So, he is going to prepare like hell. And still look ridiculous.
I know possible VP candidates go through a vetting process, but did no one notice this man can’t communicate? I mean not like a normal person in public, and not on stage as a candidate. I’ve seen ventriloquist’s dummies with more charisma and charm.
Pantastic_Studios on
Question. What are the chances that Tim Walz approaches this as a good human being and talks to JD as a father figure, the father that he never had? This is probably pure fan fiction on my part and I’m struggling to find a word to describe the moment JD breaks down in tears and understands everything he has been saying is wrong and gives up on this mindless quest for power. Maybe he is how he is because of some childhood issues or trauma and Tim Walz can be just a great enough person to shine some light on JD’s darkened soul.
If the writers of reality happen to be reading this I’d be happy to pitch some other unrealistic things that could realistically happen in this screwed up timeline.
cactus_legs on
Whatever makes sense.
Idrinkbeereverywhere on
Teachers know how to to destroy students who didn’t do their homework
linuxphoney on
Trump said the same thing because they’re pretending to be these tough dudes, but they have no idea what tough dudes actually do. Go ask any pro athlete if they practice. Go ask any decent lawyer if they studied for the bar.
But also: they’re prepping. They both are. They’re both going to be going over this shit with their team. they’re just lying about it.
Estilix on
Teacher vs basically a teenager. Can’t fucking wait.
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He’s too busy dry humping his couch and yelling at his son for playing Pokemon
How do you spell an evil laugh?
Let them believe they are invincible. It only makes the fall more satisfying to watch.
He’s correct, but not for the reason he thinks. He’s correct because you can’t fix stupid.
Ok. Good.
Hahahah! The last town hall and donut shop appearance says otherwise.
That’s what he’s saying while he heavily prepares for the debate.
It’s the exact same case as trump. You don’t feel the need to prepare when your strategy is to go on stage and lie and repeat slogans and zingers. It’s that simple.
Edit: when you’re not there to debate, you’re there to troll.
Oh, boy! I love watching bad decisions play out live on national TV!
Famous last words.
All Tim Walz has to say is
“I’ve never called my running mate hitler”
And JDs back to cushin pushin full time.
>”We don’t need to prepare for a debate with Tim Walz, we need to get out there and talk to the American people, that’s the biggest way that we’re going to prepare for the debate on October 1.”
Walz is going to wipe the floor with him. 🍿
He needs to prepare for 1 minute of basic small talk with just a regular person.
But if he wants to lie or be cocky about it, sure thing, couchboy.
If he truly believes that, then it seems he’s gonna run face first into a brick walz
Oh yeah, because you have done such a great job with off the cuff comments lately. I, for one, FULLY support this plan.
Nothing can save him, not even prep.
There’s no fixing this mess of a human.
[single person clapping]
Yeah, I saw you in the donut house. You were definitely born ready JD. You’re totally not a total weirdo who can’t even interact with people like a genuine human. You totally won’t embarrass yourself. Because you, JD, are totally not weird.
Well now I’m *definitely* gonna watch it.
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
*Napoleon Bonaparte*
The worst part is that he’s 100% correct. He could walk out on stage in blackface, throw up a quick nazi salute and drop kick a puppy and CNN would be like “JD Vance Had a Disastrous Debate Performance. Here’s Why That’s Bad for Kamala Harris.”
Edit: Phrasing!
He’s just gonna gaslight us on the spot.
Vance on Debate day: “What do you mean debating with a coach? I was told ‘bating with a couch.”
“I don’t need to prepare for the debate, I’ll lean back on my natural wit, knowledge, and charm.” -guy who can’t even order donuts on the fly
Ahh, Opposite Day in the republicans party again.
So, he is going to prepare like hell. And still look ridiculous.
I know possible VP candidates go through a vetting process, but did no one notice this man can’t communicate? I mean not like a normal person in public, and not on stage as a candidate. I’ve seen ventriloquist’s dummies with more charisma and charm.
Question. What are the chances that Tim Walz approaches this as a good human being and talks to JD as a father figure, the father that he never had? This is probably pure fan fiction on my part and I’m struggling to find a word to describe the moment JD breaks down in tears and understands everything he has been saying is wrong and gives up on this mindless quest for power. Maybe he is how he is because of some childhood issues or trauma and Tim Walz can be just a great enough person to shine some light on JD’s darkened soul.
If the writers of reality happen to be reading this I’d be happy to pitch some other unrealistic things that could realistically happen in this screwed up timeline.
Whatever makes sense.
Teachers know how to to destroy students who didn’t do their homework
Trump said the same thing because they’re pretending to be these tough dudes, but they have no idea what tough dudes actually do. Go ask any pro athlete if they practice. Go ask any decent lawyer if they studied for the bar.
But also: they’re prepping. They both are. They’re both going to be going over this shit with their team. they’re just lying about it.
Teacher vs basically a teenager. Can’t fucking wait.