The only “mojo” that orange ball of goo has in sloshing around in his diaper.
Unlucky_Clover on
Good luck with that! He golfed 15 months during his presidency, when he had the job, that’s 1.25 years out of his 4 years.
Cyndakill88 on
Have you seen him on all the cringy millennial and gen z podcasts? The man is lost and doesn’t want to do this anymore. His exact line when meeting YouTube idiot turn pro wrestler Logan Paul was “this is what we’re reduced to”. Tell us how you really donny
TintedApostle on
He has always been this way.
iymcool on
He’s reverted back to his 2016 “I don’t really want to win, but I’ve already started this process” campaign strategy.
The problem is, this may be his only/last shot at avoiding jail time or SEVERE consequences if he loses (again).
He’s a loser.
Who lost.
He’s also a rapist and convicted felon (in case anyone forgot).
geologicalnoise on
For all the time he spends golfing, he still has to cheat at it.
conspiracy_troll on
That near death experience has taken a toll on the old man.
kabphillie on
Trump loses interest when he’s obviously losing, just like a whiny toddler.
“Mommy, I don’t want to play anymore *pouty face*! I’m going to play by myself!”
Squirrel_Chucks on
>Former aides told The Post that Trump prefers to have a less hectic schedule during his family’s time in Bedminster when he mostly spends time on the course.
Not really “family time” then is it?
And asking him to golf less is hilarious.
This guy railed against Obama golfing, said he wouldn’t golf much as President, and then golfed *more* than Obama and *only* at *his* private clubs (Obama golfed a lot at military base clubs and courses).
So asking Trump to golf less is like asking him to use campaign money for campaigning.
Others have tried. None have succeeded.
JaVelin-X- on
They bought the cheap model, now they are trying to add features that weren’t intended for it.
airmanv on
I think poopoo autocorrected to mojo
RuncibleSpork on
That sounds like an even more impossible task than getting him to give a serious on-message policy speech. He set a record for presidential golfing, and coupled with his 4 hours a day of “executive time” as president, his aides surely must have figured out somewhere along the way that he’s the laziest person ever. Heck, he even drives his golf cart on the greens to save walking a few steps, to the despair of groundskeepers everywhere.
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/ˈmōˌjō/ *n* 1. Exceptional ability, good luck, success. 2. Seemingly magical personal charm, power, or influence over other people.
Trump had mojo? It must have been only for a day or two, and I missed the news that day, I guess.
sanne_dejong on
Let him play golf I say. Thats probably the place where he can do the least harm.
B0redBeyondBelief on
I for one am finally happy with the way he’s doing things. Keep it up I say!
Snoo-64644 on
If he is playing golf before the most important election, what would he do after he wins
rmrnnr on
Why don’t they stop him from doing the double-handy dance, or take his tiny accordion away?
SuperK123 on
But he has to keep golfing! Have you seen his swing? I don’t think he can hit the ball well at all. Honestly, if he didn’t cheat he’d probably never win another championship. Keep it up Donnie, we’re all pulling for you to do what you do better than anyone else. Forget about all those dumb rallies and debates. Stick with golfing. And court. Don’t forget to show up in court!
stillbleedinggreen on
He didn’t want to do this in 2016 either, but he didn’t understand what it entailed. His only focus is making more money and making himself look rich and powerful. When he lost in such a public fashion, he instigated an insurrection because he can’t allow anyone see him lose “legitimately”.
Now he REALLY doesn’t want to do this because he sees how it’s hurting his image and his bottom line, but his oligarch handlers won’t let him out because he in so much debt to them. Plus, the Christo-Fascists need him in to rubber stamp their agenda. He’s only got one way out of this.
panchampion on
Let the man enjoy his last months of freedom
asetniop on
I think he’s got one more Hail Mary left in him – forcing JD Vance to withdraw from the ticket and replacing him with the Bear Bandit. After that fails, he’ll go into full narcissistic collapse and we won’t see much of him in public outside of mandatory court appearances.
Siolear on
Trump either expects to lose and is accepting his only path to victory is fraud / crime / litigation, or the fix they have in for 2024 is so air tight he just doesnt give af. Or he’s simply disassociating.
CurrentlyLucid on
Most of his time as pres was on his golf courses, forcing the SS to stay in his expensive hotels, racking up the cash.
royhenderson771 on
One of the most repulsive people in the world only has mojo to people that live in different realities.
ped0ph0be on
Imagine being tasked with *that* job.
“Mr. Trump? We—-We should probably go campaign, sir. You’re losing pretty ba—what’s that? After another 18 holes? But, sir—Sir, she’s kicking your ass. Oh, what? I’ m f—you’re saying I’m fired? Okay.”
Rusalka-rusalka on
I’m listening to Senator Cotton on ABC right now doing everything in his power to argue for Trump and all Trump can do is just be a lazy asshole. The GOP gets everything it deserves with this election. They are swimming upstream and drowning. I think I don’t need to read anymore articles about Trump. Nothing is gonna change and I’m just exhausted.
msstatelp on
Probably trying to get in as many rounds as he can before fleeing.
CybernewtonDS on
> lost his mojo
Please don’t compare Donald Trump to the great Austin Powers.
kezow on
Don’t worry, JD Vance will pick up the slack.
Shaman7102 on
I don’t think he cares about winning. I think he is putting his hopes into stealing the election through the “supreme” court or by force.
iplaypinball on
The guy is running to stay out of jail, and can’t even pretend to be normal to make that happen. Just think about that for a moment. If YOU were doing something to prevent yourself going to jail. You would give it everything you have. And that’s when you realize, this IS his best.
I_Cut_Shows on
This was always his mojo. Ugliness, lies, a poorly workshopped standup routine of cruelty and bigotry, and laziness.
He isn’t ever changing
mudslags on
It’s hitting him that he’s going to jail
Chucky_In_The_Attic on
He never speaks about policy and taking action. He never discusses growth and gain. He instead attempts to throw shade, insult, belittle and just make fun of his opponents. He talks about his golf game, which isn’t all that up to snuff. He calls for his opponents to be arrested and talks about other nationalities as if they are lesser.
He’s a piece of shit human being and if he has your vote because of some bullshit reason such as “He says it like it is.” then you’re pretty much just as bad, if not worse, than he is.
JonnyBravoII on
Trump is not a hard worker. This isn’t even debatable. He’s an obese, old man who works a few hours per day and golfs. I would not be shocked to learn that the only reason he was running was because he thought he was going to face Biden and that would be easy, in his mind. Now that it’s Harris, he doesn’t have the energy to get up and fight. He needs to hang on until voting starts when changing candidates is impossible. He’s going down, and he knows it
Krazynewf709 on
The sad part is. He doesn’t have to. He’s not going to win over anyone new.
I’m a firm believer that if the Democrats can rally people to get out and vote, to not be complacent about them winning easily. Trump doesn’t stand a chance.
Njorls_Saga on
“He spent the entire week discussing substantive policy, something that Kamala Harris refuses to do, or can’t do,”
What kind of fever dream is this bullshit?
saverage_guy on
Don’t be complacent. He thinks the fix is in. He believes he has enough states that are going to deny certification of results and he can throw the whole thing to the SCOTUS to decide.
This needs to be a landslide to remove all doubts.
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Aides to former [Donald Trump](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/donald-trump) are reportedly trying to get the former[ president off the golf course and onto the campaign trail.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-fox-news-kamala-harris-b2601584.html)
But as his family visits his [Bedminster](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/bedminster), [New Jersey](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/new-jersey) golf course in August, the president seems to prefer hitting the links [and appeared bored during a press conference](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-harris-polls-presidential-race-b2601585.html) at the course earlier this month. He didn’t seem too pleased about attending a fundraiser with donor Miriam Adelson either, [*The Washington Post* reports.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/08/24/trump-energy-campaign-harris/)
Read more: [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-kamala-harris-election-2024-b2601605.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-kamala-harris-election-2024-b2601605.html)
The only “mojo” that orange ball of goo has in sloshing around in his diaper.
Good luck with that! He golfed 15 months during his presidency, when he had the job, that’s 1.25 years out of his 4 years.
Have you seen him on all the cringy millennial and gen z podcasts? The man is lost and doesn’t want to do this anymore. His exact line when meeting YouTube idiot turn pro wrestler Logan Paul was “this is what we’re reduced to”. Tell us how you really donny
He has always been this way.
He’s reverted back to his 2016 “I don’t really want to win, but I’ve already started this process” campaign strategy.
The problem is, this may be his only/last shot at avoiding jail time or SEVERE consequences if he loses (again).
He’s a loser.
Who lost.
He’s also a rapist and convicted felon (in case anyone forgot).
For all the time he spends golfing, he still has to cheat at it.
That near death experience has taken a toll on the old man.
Trump loses interest when he’s obviously losing, just like a whiny toddler.
“Mommy, I don’t want to play anymore *pouty face*! I’m going to play by myself!”
>Former aides told The Post that Trump prefers to have a less hectic schedule during his family’s time in Bedminster when he mostly spends time on the course.
Not really “family time” then is it?
And asking him to golf less is hilarious.
This guy railed against Obama golfing, said he wouldn’t golf much as President, and then golfed *more* than Obama and *only* at *his* private clubs (Obama golfed a lot at military base clubs and courses).
So asking Trump to golf less is like asking him to use campaign money for campaigning.
Others have tried. None have succeeded.
They bought the cheap model, now they are trying to add features that weren’t intended for it.
I think poopoo autocorrected to mojo
That sounds like an even more impossible task than getting him to give a serious on-message policy speech. He set a record for presidential golfing, and coupled with his 4 hours a day of “executive time” as president, his aides surely must have figured out somewhere along the way that he’s the laziest person ever. Heck, he even drives his golf cart on the greens to save walking a few steps, to the despair of groundskeepers everywhere.
​
/ˈmōˌjō/ *n* 1. Exceptional ability, good luck, success. 2. Seemingly magical personal charm, power, or influence over other people.
Trump had mojo? It must have been only for a day or two, and I missed the news that day, I guess.
Let him play golf I say. Thats probably the place where he can do the least harm.
I for one am finally happy with the way he’s doing things. Keep it up I say!
If he is playing golf before the most important election, what would he do after he wins
Why don’t they stop him from doing the double-handy dance, or take his tiny accordion away?
But he has to keep golfing! Have you seen his swing? I don’t think he can hit the ball well at all. Honestly, if he didn’t cheat he’d probably never win another championship. Keep it up Donnie, we’re all pulling for you to do what you do better than anyone else. Forget about all those dumb rallies and debates. Stick with golfing. And court. Don’t forget to show up in court!
He didn’t want to do this in 2016 either, but he didn’t understand what it entailed. His only focus is making more money and making himself look rich and powerful. When he lost in such a public fashion, he instigated an insurrection because he can’t allow anyone see him lose “legitimately”.
Now he REALLY doesn’t want to do this because he sees how it’s hurting his image and his bottom line, but his oligarch handlers won’t let him out because he in so much debt to them. Plus, the Christo-Fascists need him in to rubber stamp their agenda. He’s only got one way out of this.
Let the man enjoy his last months of freedom
I think he’s got one more Hail Mary left in him – forcing JD Vance to withdraw from the ticket and replacing him with the Bear Bandit. After that fails, he’ll go into full narcissistic collapse and we won’t see much of him in public outside of mandatory court appearances.
Trump either expects to lose and is accepting his only path to victory is fraud / crime / litigation, or the fix they have in for 2024 is so air tight he just doesnt give af. Or he’s simply disassociating.
Most of his time as pres was on his golf courses, forcing the SS to stay in his expensive hotels, racking up the cash.
One of the most repulsive people in the world only has mojo to people that live in different realities.
Imagine being tasked with *that* job.
“Mr. Trump? We—-We should probably go campaign, sir. You’re losing pretty ba—what’s that? After another 18 holes? But, sir—Sir, she’s kicking your ass. Oh, what? I’ m f—you’re saying I’m fired? Okay.”
I’m listening to Senator Cotton on ABC right now doing everything in his power to argue for Trump and all Trump can do is just be a lazy asshole. The GOP gets everything it deserves with this election. They are swimming upstream and drowning. I think I don’t need to read anymore articles about Trump. Nothing is gonna change and I’m just exhausted.
Probably trying to get in as many rounds as he can before fleeing.
> lost his mojo
Please don’t compare Donald Trump to the great Austin Powers.
Don’t worry, JD Vance will pick up the slack.
I don’t think he cares about winning. I think he is putting his hopes into stealing the election through the “supreme” court or by force.
The guy is running to stay out of jail, and can’t even pretend to be normal to make that happen. Just think about that for a moment. If YOU were doing something to prevent yourself going to jail. You would give it everything you have. And that’s when you realize, this IS his best.
This was always his mojo. Ugliness, lies, a poorly workshopped standup routine of cruelty and bigotry, and laziness.
He isn’t ever changing
It’s hitting him that he’s going to jail
He never speaks about policy and taking action. He never discusses growth and gain. He instead attempts to throw shade, insult, belittle and just make fun of his opponents. He talks about his golf game, which isn’t all that up to snuff. He calls for his opponents to be arrested and talks about other nationalities as if they are lesser.
He’s a piece of shit human being and if he has your vote because of some bullshit reason such as “He says it like it is.” then you’re pretty much just as bad, if not worse, than he is.
Trump is not a hard worker. This isn’t even debatable. He’s an obese, old man who works a few hours per day and golfs. I would not be shocked to learn that the only reason he was running was because he thought he was going to face Biden and that would be easy, in his mind. Now that it’s Harris, he doesn’t have the energy to get up and fight. He needs to hang on until voting starts when changing candidates is impossible. He’s going down, and he knows it
The sad part is. He doesn’t have to. He’s not going to win over anyone new.
I’m a firm believer that if the Democrats can rally people to get out and vote, to not be complacent about them winning easily. Trump doesn’t stand a chance.
“He spent the entire week discussing substantive policy, something that Kamala Harris refuses to do, or can’t do,”
What kind of fever dream is this bullshit?
Don’t be complacent. He thinks the fix is in. He believes he has enough states that are going to deny certification of results and he can throw the whole thing to the SCOTUS to decide.
This needs to be a landslide to remove all doubts.