My golden crisp has neither goldenness nor crispiness. Took 3 squares to find out.

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Posted by Own_Wind_6409

25 Comments

  1. blockfighter1 on

    Count yourself lucky. If it had then you would have had to eat a Golden Crisp 😄

  2. SureItIsWhatItIs24 on

    I heard before that those bars can’t be classified as “chocolate bars” because they don’t contain enough chocolate. Similar to how subway can’t say their bread is bread, as it’s technically more similar to cake.

    Out of curiosity, does it say chocolate bar anywhere on the wrapper?

  3. Moist-District-53 on

    Remember there was once a time when we would get something like this and think “Jackpot!!”. You could write to Cadbury’s and they’d nearly get back to you grovelling with free stuff.

  4. 024emanresu96 on

    Jaysus lad, you might need a covid test and a trip to the dentist if it took you 3 squares to find out.

    Fortunately you were left with a perfectly functional dairy milk bar to suckle on on your way to finding out what happened to your teeth.

  5. There’s someone somewhere opening a chocolate bar to find the horror of goldenness and crispiness but no chocolatyness.

  6. I feel sorry for the poor bastard that went in to get a normal cadburys dairy milk bar and now has a mouth full of golden crisp

  7. DetatchedRetina on

    It’s not as bad at least, as when you get a pack of Revels and they’re nearly all coffee 😭