Wtf? I had to look it up but this is the ingredients:
Each capsule contains:
Kangaroo essence powder equiv. to kangaroo fresh meat 6g (6000mg).
Other ingredients: Coloured Gelatin capsule, Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Calcium Hydrogen Phosphate Dihydrate, Microcrystalline Cellulose, Colloidal Anhydrous Silica.
PMFSCV on
Roo shit, its a probiotic, 4 billion parasites per uh capsule.
Pounce_64 on
The same snake oil as everything else in that genre
HansBooby on
‘supports’ is one of the biggest snake oil words
ForsakenBluePanda on
Technically it’s kangaroo oil.
Kallasilya on
I just tried to imagine how “essence of kangaroo” would smell and outwardly wrinkled my nose at the thought of that stank. Yuuuuck. People pay money to consume this stuff??
Drongo17 on
They should get Raygun as their mascotÂ
DriverLazy360 on
I would have thought it contained hops
scrumplydo on
Snake oil? It’s clearly kangaroo oil. The snake oil is in aisle 4
Taliesin_AU on
Yeah! after just two doses I was jumping head first into on coming traffic.
Wallabycartel on
Side effects include restlessness at dawn and dusk and a propensity to run into moving traffic.
justme_bne on
Premium essence! As opposed to regular road kill essence? The world’s truly fucked.
Svennis79 on
It’s shit like this that makes me understand how someone discovered that beaver ass secretions were a suitable cheap alternative to vanilla essence :/
No_Protection103 on
This will put a spring in your step
lemmywiinks on
Let me guess, this is for sale at the airport?
MindlessOptimist on
Is there also a budget kangeroo essence? Collected from roadside accidents and nature strips
WontThinkStraight on
60% of the time, it works every time.
The_golden_Celestial on
Call Sonny Hammond and ask him.
Green-Dragon-14 on
To put a spring/hop in your step
BlargerJarger on
Kangaroo < Podling < Gelfling
ExcitingStress8663 on
It’s roo oil. The juicy oil from the roo sac.
fluffy-plant-borb on
Okay so that entire tub contains 720g of kangaroo meat. It costs $44 on their website. K-roo branded kangaroo meat costs $22 per kilogram , so it’s roughly $16 for the same amount of kangaroo lol. Not sure why someone living in Australia wouldn’t just buy kangaroo meat tbh
garden_doof on
You’ll freak when you find out about emu oil then.
InsideWatercress7823 on
These capsules will make you hard. Packed with essence de kangourou
opiebearau on
All you haters out there. Pffft.
I’ve been taking this for 3 months and I am now able to jump over my garden fence for the first time in years. The downside is that I find it impossible to walk in a straight line, and all this random turning left and right is making me dizzy.
/s just in case anyone wondered.
keystoneux on
Mate, hate to break it to ya, but that ain’t no snake
CouldIRunTheZoo on
It’ll rip your insides out, just like a real kangaroo.
salaciousBnumb on
A similar product on Amazon proclaims to Enhane Male Stamina and Energy and underneath has a picture of sperm swimming towards an egg 🤣
Jessica65Perth on
Tell the Yanks it is,great for body building and provide picture of a jack flexing. It would sell well
Lakiratbu on
If you drink the whole bottle in one go, you will be able to jump like a roo
OrganicPlasma on
How dare you call it snake oil!? Are you saying that kangaroo essence doesn’t give you the pure strength of the kangaroo!?
SaltpeterSal on
This isn’t snake oil. The label clearly says it’s roo semen.
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Wtf? I had to look it up but this is the ingredients:
Each capsule contains:
Kangaroo essence powder equiv. to kangaroo fresh meat 6g (6000mg).
Other ingredients: Coloured Gelatin capsule, Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Calcium Hydrogen Phosphate Dihydrate, Microcrystalline Cellulose, Colloidal Anhydrous Silica.
Roo shit, its a probiotic, 4 billion parasites per uh capsule.
The same snake oil as everything else in that genre
‘supports’ is one of the biggest snake oil words
Technically it’s kangaroo oil.
I just tried to imagine how “essence of kangaroo” would smell and outwardly wrinkled my nose at the thought of that stank. Yuuuuck. People pay money to consume this stuff??
They should get Raygun as their mascotÂ
I would have thought it contained hops
Snake oil? It’s clearly kangaroo oil. The snake oil is in aisle 4
Yeah! after just two doses I was jumping head first into on coming traffic.
Side effects include restlessness at dawn and dusk and a propensity to run into moving traffic.
Premium essence! As opposed to regular road kill essence? The world’s truly fucked.
It’s shit like this that makes me understand how someone discovered that beaver ass secretions were a suitable cheap alternative to vanilla essence :/
This will put a spring in your step
Let me guess, this is for sale at the airport?
Is there also a budget kangeroo essence? Collected from roadside accidents and nature strips
60% of the time, it works every time.
Call Sonny Hammond and ask him.
To put a spring/hop in your step
Kangaroo < Podling < Gelfling
It’s roo oil. The juicy oil from the roo sac.
Okay so that entire tub contains 720g of kangaroo meat. It costs $44 on their website. K-roo branded kangaroo meat costs $22 per kilogram , so it’s roughly $16 for the same amount of kangaroo lol. Not sure why someone living in Australia wouldn’t just buy kangaroo meat tbh
You’ll freak when you find out about emu oil then.
These capsules will make you hard. Packed with essence de kangourou
All you haters out there. Pffft.
I’ve been taking this for 3 months and I am now able to jump over my garden fence for the first time in years. The downside is that I find it impossible to walk in a straight line, and all this random turning left and right is making me dizzy.
/s just in case anyone wondered.
Mate, hate to break it to ya, but that ain’t no snake
It’ll rip your insides out, just like a real kangaroo.
A similar product on Amazon proclaims to Enhane Male Stamina and Energy and underneath has a picture of sperm swimming towards an egg 🤣
Tell the Yanks it is,great for body building and provide picture of a jack flexing. It would sell well
If you drink the whole bottle in one go, you will be able to jump like a roo
How dare you call it snake oil!? Are you saying that kangaroo essence doesn’t give you the pure strength of the kangaroo!?
This isn’t snake oil. The label clearly says it’s roo semen.