If he wasn’t the father, he would have dated IVF.

Posted by JulietAlfaTango

26 Comments

  1. “Nobody knows more about fertilizing women than Donald Trump!”

    —Donald Trump, any second now

  2. rosebudlightsaber on

    Wow. They need a new word for lies that are so blatantly false that they exceed the typical definition of a lie.

  3. StrangeExpression481 on

    Remember last month when the Magas were carrying around cups of “JD Vance Sperm” to make fun of Walz because Walz and his wife used IVF??? Fuck these assholes so hard!

  4. Commercial-East4069 on

    He clearly meant he’s only a father because of IVF. Let’s start carrying around cups of Biden seamen! That will get him.

  5. Atticus_Flinch_Esq on

    He still wants to fuck IVF, even if he is the father. Hell, he may have molested IVF.

  6. Yeah, Trump and the GOP are all in on protecting IVF.

    **Senate Republicans block IVF bill, as Democrats elevate issue ahead of November election**

    September 17, 2024
    4:37 PM ET

    Deirdre Walsh

    Senate Republicans blocked a Democratic bill to provide a nationwide right to IVF treatments. It was the second time Senate Democrats tried and failed to advance the measure.

    Reproductive freedom has remained a central issue in several Senate contests that will determine which party controls of the chamber after the November election. Democrats used the vote in an effort to draw a public contrast with Republicans over an issue that has animated voters across the country.

    The procedural vote required 60 votes to advance he bill, but it failed 51- 44.

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  7. I remember when Al Gore invented the internet, so I’m sure this will go exactly the same way.

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  8. GOP gaslighting only shows what a weak, ineffectually pathetic party they are. They go all in on something until it’s proven wildly unpopular then they act like they never did. Even with mountains of proof. They’re lying fascists.

    I always just ignore what this dipshit says or does. He’s just a distraction and an insanely stupid and mentally unbalanced one at that.

  9. otherwise_data on

    what the hell does that even mean? is he saying he invented ivf? and what the (and i can not stress this enough) *fuck* does “we want fertilization” mean?

    and (if you believe the polls) half the country think he is capable of being president?

    mankind is seriously doomed.