Hey they told them no more jumping on the bed, but those monkeys never listen
PatRice695 on
Do your best monkey virus. I’ll fe waiting patiently for your arrival
Deepcookiz on
Tonka!
great_whitehope on
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone, they’ve problems enough as it is!
Totalanimefan on
Get ready for a whole decade of pandemics.
JoeSchmoeToo on
Ok, who is eating the monkeys?!
hairynips007 on
Which monkey had the most to gain from their deaths, that’s what we should be asking
monkeysuffrage on
Discount Brad Pitt and discount Bruce Willis unavailable for comment.
Dirty-D29 on
It’s Covid 2 bro
Antimutt on
Were they pro democracy?
Young_Economist on
Pack the toilet paper, the yeast packages and prepare for another two year stay at home hiatus.
wahleofstyx on
Ah yes, someone finally threw the ring in the fire
Secret_Cow_5053 on
Turned into boner pills.
digital_cucumber on
Grape Kool-Aid?..
LD_Minich on
Since no comments yet actually imply anyone read the article…
The ninth monkey died on Sunday after 8 other monkeys, of various species, died in days prior. They were all in the mammal section of the same zoo. Government authorities are expediting testing while the zoo focuses on sanitation.
My opinion: Since this unknown cause has killed only a few monkeys across several exhibits, rather than several within the same exhibit (which is likely how a virus would behave) I would guess that this is something environmental. Possibly a bacteria, but I’m thinking it’s more likely to be tainted food. Monkey groups seem to have hierarchies where the strongest gets more food than others, so it’s possible the stronger ones of these various monkey groups were eating more of whatever was causing these deaths. Hopefully, we’ll see in the following days and weeks.
KakashiTheRanger on
Mb. I was hungry.
BernardMatthewsNorf on
Were they protesting for democratic reform?
PJKT42 on
Are the monkeys insured?
who-dini on
I’ve seen this movie
boomeronkelralf on
Time to make some yummy monkey stew
frypiggy on
Monkeys got out for a night on the town eating at the local street vendors.
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Just 3 more would make it 12… Scary
It was an inside job!
Hey they told them no more jumping on the bed, but those monkeys never listen
Do your best monkey virus. I’ll fe waiting patiently for your arrival
Tonka!
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone, they’ve problems enough as it is!
Get ready for a whole decade of pandemics.
Ok, who is eating the monkeys?!
Which monkey had the most to gain from their deaths, that’s what we should be asking
Discount Brad Pitt and discount Bruce Willis unavailable for comment.
It’s Covid 2 bro
Were they pro democracy?
Pack the toilet paper, the yeast packages and prepare for another two year stay at home hiatus.
Ah yes, someone finally threw the ring in the fire
Turned into boner pills.
Grape Kool-Aid?..
Since no comments yet actually imply anyone read the article…
The ninth monkey died on Sunday after 8 other monkeys, of various species, died in days prior. They were all in the mammal section of the same zoo. Government authorities are expediting testing while the zoo focuses on sanitation.
My opinion: Since this unknown cause has killed only a few monkeys across several exhibits, rather than several within the same exhibit (which is likely how a virus would behave) I would guess that this is something environmental. Possibly a bacteria, but I’m thinking it’s more likely to be tainted food. Monkey groups seem to have hierarchies where the strongest gets more food than others, so it’s possible the stronger ones of these various monkey groups were eating more of whatever was causing these deaths. Hopefully, we’ll see in the following days and weeks.
Mb. I was hungry.
Were they protesting for democratic reform?
Are the monkeys insured?
I’ve seen this movie
Time to make some yummy monkey stew
Monkeys got out for a night on the town eating at the local street vendors.
So it begins…