Throw in one of them jewy space lasers and you got yourself a deal!
peter-doubt on
Is there more than one? Can you arrange quantity discounts? I’ll stop buying houses for cash and get a dozen of these!
SnooStrawberries3391 on
Dems only! Free shipping! Whattah deal!
MagmulGholrob on
I call shenanigans. That is obviously a Jewish space laser.
thezekroman on
Isn’t that a diagram from a star wars book?
RyuichiSakuma13 on
Can we use it at a tRUMP rally?
poshlivyna1715b on
It is my 2nd Amendment right to have a Weather Weapon!
ThrowRA-James on
What looks like a jet engine without its coverings is a weather machine to conspiracy theorists. Then I guess every jet airplane is a secret Democrat plot to change the weather.
XXed_Out on
Oh, I remember when they finally incorporated the inverse reactive current in the unilateral phase detractors, which synchronized the cardinal grammeters of the turbo encabulator that runs this thing! I wonder if they ever replaced the pre-famulated amulite base plate?
EmptyNoyse on
But is it kosher?
warthog0869 on
“Care Of, The Deep State”
😆
Zardotab on
Finally we can order the main engine to fix ours! Make Weather Alternation Great Again!
I think they’re leaving out that the off switch is a bit temperamental and the switch for tornado and hurricane doesn’t always work.
Cargobiker530 on
Don’t bother. I bought one of those. Read the instruction manual twice. Set it to rain in California last August and the thing went up in flames. Total scam.
morts73 on
Republicans should spend all their time and money learning to control the weather like the dems. Repubs can you send hurricanes into Cali when the wildfires are going, it would be much appreciated.
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Throw in one of them jewy space lasers and you got yourself a deal!
Is there more than one? Can you arrange quantity discounts? I’ll stop buying houses for cash and get a dozen of these!
Dems only! Free shipping! Whattah deal!
I call shenanigans. That is obviously a Jewish space laser.
Isn’t that a diagram from a star wars book?
Can we use it at a tRUMP rally?
It is my 2nd Amendment right to have a Weather Weapon!
What looks like a jet engine without its coverings is a weather machine to conspiracy theorists. Then I guess every jet airplane is a secret Democrat plot to change the weather.
Oh, I remember when they finally incorporated the inverse reactive current in the unilateral phase detractors, which synchronized the cardinal grammeters of the turbo encabulator that runs this thing! I wonder if they ever replaced the pre-famulated amulite base plate?
But is it kosher?
“Care Of, The Deep State”
😆
Finally we can order the main engine to fix ours! Make Weather Alternation Great Again!
https://preview.redd.it/5kjdzx71o9ud1.png?width=1143&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e08918752e5d09fa41db3e35b62eadb4e3d53d3
I think they’re leaving out that the off switch is a bit temperamental and the switch for tornado and hurricane doesn’t always work.
Don’t bother. I bought one of those. Read the instruction manual twice. Set it to rain in California last August and the thing went up in flames. Total scam.
Republicans should spend all their time and money learning to control the weather like the dems. Repubs can you send hurricanes into Cali when the wildfires are going, it would be much appreciated.
*no low ballers, I know what i have*
https://preview.redd.it/8d9tmjawhaud1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8cebc084a51e19276c56d2a177f8f84a5a5dcc