It’s hard to decide!

Posted by imish_24

16 Comments

  1. I wish folk would stop giving Don Old Chump an out with the dementia schtick.

    He’ll use it in court if he loses the election.

    Both of these ideas have nothing to do with cognitive decline and everything to do with being a dripping asshole.

  2. My current theory is that Trump is playing a game to see the most ridiculous shit he can get people to believe and he hasn’t lost yet.

  3. CurrentlyLucid on

    trump supporters are so stupid, it is scary. These people drive. They work. They could be anywhere.

  4. In his defense, lots of kids are killed after their 9th month. It’s called school shootings

  5. poshlivyna1715b on

    Trump is so lost in his own lies (because he has been lying his whole life) that he has lost the ability to gauge their absurdity

  6. Well, I mean babies are aborted out of the womb and are killed in elementary school, so there IS some truth to that.

    But I find it incredibly hard to skew B towards any logics. That’s easily the most never-happened one of the two.

  7. Comfortable_Swim_380 on

    Trick question. The baby was killed during a sex change operation at school. Sex change operation is 100% mortality rate.. Don’t look at onlyfans. Its the covid vaccine messing with your brain. 100% I tell you.

    Nicole Maines doesn’t exist.. She’s the vaccine.. /s

  8. MessagingMatters on

    I guess school nurses are better trained now. Ours had no medical abilities beyond giving out Fig Newtons to move the bowels.

  9. It’s always a boy that goes home a girl. Why? Why not a girl that goes home a boy? I mean, if we’re just making up stupid shit, mix it up a little. I think Trump just likes thinking about wieners maybe.

  10. Don’t forget the litter boxes cat children shit in during social studies. A presentation of sorts.

  11. If there was a headline ” man performs six after birth abortions”, rather than “six dead in school shooting” the Rs might… MIGHT… Think twice about it.

    … Then of course they’d pocket their ~~blood money~~ campaign donations and go home to bed, with their security staff firmly in place.

    Edit – I hate this stupid Reddit app, it doesn’t reply the way it should about three times in ten, this was a response to someone else in comments.