I believe this is what Evangelicals call “ Gods Will “

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  1. Kingkongcrapper on

    Sheriff puts star deputy sticker on Eric Trump’s shirt.

    “I’M ERIC!!!”

    “You sure are deputy. You sure are.”

    “NO! NOT DUPUTY! ERIC! I’M ERIC!”

    “My apologies. Deputy Eric.”

    “NOT DUPUTY ERIC! JUST ERIC!”

    “Uhhh Sheriff….you think this is a good idea?”

    “Of course it is. Dep…uh…I mean Eric here is a fine man with passion for justice. What could possibly go wrong.”

    “I don’t know Sheriff…he seems a bit…you know. You sure he’s qualified?”

    “ERIC!!! I’M ERIC!!! I DUPUTY AND ERIC!!!”

    “If he isn’t the most qualified person for the job then let god tear down these walls. I swear it.”

    Present day:

    “ERIC NEED GUN!! ERIC SHOOT HURRY CAN!!”

    “Sheriff , I think you errored.”

    “This doesn’t mean anything. I blame poor construction.”

    “ERIC!!! ERIC!!!! ERIC!!!”

    “No Eric! No gun.”

    (Sheriff sprays water at Eric Trump’s face and Eric reals back with soft moans.)

    “No mistakes were made.”

    Crackles of thunder.

    “However I may have had some misjudgments here or there.”

  2. Hunter-Gatherer_ on

    An old black lady from the south would gently say “look at God” while rocking back and forth in her rocking chair followed by umm mmm 😂

  3. So when it’s a blue state, “it’s god’s wrath, god is telling us gay sex is bad” and when it’s a red state it’s, “see how the democrats are controlling the weather”?

    Ok, sure, got it.

  4. war_ofthe_roses on

    Well that is clearly a felony – to destroy a government building.

    Deputy Trump, perform your duty and arrest Milton. You’ll find him in the eye of the hurricane. If you don’t see him at first, just stand outside and keep looking.

  5. Environmental-Arm365 on

    Everything and everyone Cheetolini touches winds up a smoldering wreck. Looks like Eric is a chip off the old orange block.

  6. Sometimes gawd doesn’t move in mysterious ways, he just straight up puts the smack down on stupid.

  7. Can’t be true. All the Christian’s in congress said God only bestows tragedy on total sinners. And there’s no way all the worst Americans could be in the south where all the hurricanes and tornados happen.

  8. MarilynMonroesLibido on

    Good call by the sheriff.
    It takes a thief to catch a thief.
    Eric wail be in charge of catching the pure scum that stole from kids with cancer.
    You know, like he did.
    Grifter can never run a chastity again in NY.