Please, remain still while…. The Nozzle… finishes calibrating
Etiennera on
I’ll take the doctor thanks. FAR more pleasurable.
Rather, we are far from robots with tactile sensitivity of a finger.
a_modal_citizen on
I’m sure we’ll see it on Adam & Eve before we see it in a doctor’s office.
CurrentlyLucid on
Sure, that is what it will be used for in 10 years.
gordonjames62 on
What could possibly go wrong?
_daybowbow_ on
“Penetrating… Please do not resist.”
supadupa82 on
Am I allowed to bring it home with me for.. at home healthcare reasons?
quibbbit on
Ribbed for pleasure.
Delicious-Advance120 on
Now if only someone can invent a viable, just-as-effective alternative to typical prostate exams…
United-Cheesecake695 on
Sorry doc, I am more comfortable with your expert hands.
highoncatnipbrownies on
I just want a robot to clean my house dammit!
BurnZ_AU on
Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position.
austerlitz7 on
That second image, ooof
gordonjames62 on
Funny story
I was getting my “full physical” before going in the Canadian military as a chaplain (pastor/priest/social worker).
My wife and I had the same family doctor. She was a fairly new doctor and a strong Catholic.
In the “small talk” while doing the prostate exam she asked me what I did for a living.
I told her.
she was traumatized and said in a loud, shocked voice.
#”I’ve never done this to a priest before”
I broke out laughing at her trauma.
So many things came to mind for me to say, but I managed to stay mostly quiet.
quihgon on
I can’t wait to put this up my …..😏
QueenOfQuok on
I’d feel safer being touched by human hands, TBH
LeBidnezz on
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Meriwether1 on
Is it gay if it’s a robot finger?
TeddysRevenge on
Fisto approved
thePsychonautDad on
I didn’t think we’d get fingered by robots within my lifetime, but here we are…
pheezy42 on
I should call her
austerlitz7 on
This is too funny,
Man I needed a good laugh this morning
Can you just imagine going in for your physical and the doctor tells you it’s time for your prostate exam and they introduce you Dexter the robot finger, you pan to look and the finger does a little twitch to say hello and all you can think of is Christopher Walken say something about that’s gonna go up your ass. Hahahahaha
Consider while Dexter is doing the business, they tell you, “oh it’s in the wrong position we gotta take Dexter out and re insert, you might feel a little pressure,”
I wonder if they will give me a cigarette at the end of the appointment hahahahaha
The best part the bill will probably be not even slightly discounted because I was digitally manipulated by a robot named Dexter than an actual doctor. Hahahaha
-QueenAnnesRevenge- on
Jokes aside, if this is for a prostate exam my Dr won’t do the finger check. He prefers the blood test as it’s more accurate now.
blackop on
You know, my urologist is a women and she has really slender fingers. I think i will just keep going to her.
hectorinwa on
So they can *digitally* digitally palpate the region.
takesthebiscuit on
*For all the good it will do I may as well shove it up my arse!!!*
bailaoban on
“Oh wait, I forgot. That one is for your mouth, this one is for your ass.”
DigitalJedi850 on
Bet it won’t.
radix89 on
I dunno, I guess I’m old and used to the exams but this seems creepier than the fingers. It reminds me of those movies Existenze and Videodrome…
Mythmatic on
Always remember, one major motivation for technological advancement is the question “Can you have sex with it?”
Jimmy321123 on
Thank you Cum again
TravelerMSY on
Does it come in a tongue version?
Prudent-Employee-334 on
Why does the base look like it’s going to be static? As in bolted to a wall? That is going to be way more awful, I’ll take the doctor I ain’t backing up into the wall finger like I have bills to pay
O-parker on
So , Thing has graduated Med school ?
Anyawnomous on
Will it email flowers the next day?
twoworldsin1 on
Ironically, now it is Bender who will put his finger in my shiny ass! 🤣
Ghostbuster_119 on
I think I’d rather me and a doctor both share a brief moment of shame than let R2 Me2 probe me.
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Or keep the doorknob from hitting the wall
This seems worse. Just probe me, doc
Please, remain still while…. The Nozzle… finishes calibrating
I’ll take the doctor thanks. FAR more pleasurable.
Rather, we are far from robots with tactile sensitivity of a finger.
I’m sure we’ll see it on Adam & Eve before we see it in a doctor’s office.
Sure, that is what it will be used for in 10 years.
What could possibly go wrong?
“Penetrating… Please do not resist.”
Am I allowed to bring it home with me for.. at home healthcare reasons?
Ribbed for pleasure.
Now if only someone can invent a viable, just-as-effective alternative to typical prostate exams…
Sorry doc, I am more comfortable with your expert hands.
I just want a robot to clean my house dammit!
Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position.
That second image, ooof
Funny story
I was getting my “full physical” before going in the Canadian military as a chaplain (pastor/priest/social worker).
My wife and I had the same family doctor. She was a fairly new doctor and a strong Catholic.
In the “small talk” while doing the prostate exam she asked me what I did for a living.
I told her.
she was traumatized and said in a loud, shocked voice.
#”I’ve never done this to a priest before”
I broke out laughing at her trauma.
So many things came to mind for me to say, but I managed to stay mostly quiet.
I can’t wait to put this up my …..😏
I’d feel safer being touched by human hands, TBH
Important note: The box to option out of the live twitch stream is not pre checked
Is it gay if it’s a robot finger?
Fisto approved
I didn’t think we’d get fingered by robots within my lifetime, but here we are…
I should call her
This is too funny,
Man I needed a good laugh this morning
Can you just imagine going in for your physical and the doctor tells you it’s time for your prostate exam and they introduce you Dexter the robot finger, you pan to look and the finger does a little twitch to say hello and all you can think of is Christopher Walken say something about that’s gonna go up your ass. Hahahahaha
Consider while Dexter is doing the business, they tell you, “oh it’s in the wrong position we gotta take Dexter out and re insert, you might feel a little pressure,”
I wonder if they will give me a cigarette at the end of the appointment hahahahaha
The best part the bill will probably be not even slightly discounted because I was digitally manipulated by a robot named Dexter than an actual doctor. Hahahaha
Jokes aside, if this is for a prostate exam my Dr won’t do the finger check. He prefers the blood test as it’s more accurate now.
You know, my urologist is a women and she has really slender fingers. I think i will just keep going to her.
So they can *digitally* digitally palpate the region.
*For all the good it will do I may as well shove it up my arse!!!*
“Oh wait, I forgot. That one is for your mouth, this one is for your ass.”
Bet it won’t.
I dunno, I guess I’m old and used to the exams but this seems creepier than the fingers. It reminds me of those movies Existenze and Videodrome…
Always remember, one major motivation for technological advancement is the question “Can you have sex with it?”
Thank you Cum again
Does it come in a tongue version?
Why does the base look like it’s going to be static? As in bolted to a wall? That is going to be way more awful, I’ll take the doctor I ain’t backing up into the wall finger like I have bills to pay
So , Thing has graduated Med school ?
Will it email flowers the next day?
Ironically, now it is Bender who will put his finger in my shiny ass! 🤣
I think I’d rather me and a doctor both share a brief moment of shame than let R2 Me2 probe me.