I can’t really think of anything criminal Elon has done. Slimey, sure, but what makes him think he would actually do time? The closest I can think of would be negligence in running his companies or maybe tax evasion. Not even sure those would be more than a fine anyhow.
jedburghofficial on
Elon knows what he did last summer.
According_Physics624 on
I can’t wait to vote! My wife and I are going together, we are taking our daughter too so we can do group photos before and after casting the ballot, we checked federal laws, and we can’t take pictures (even selfies) during the voting process so we’ll do the public library location and do pictures out at the statues/modern art at the front of the building, and then walk across the street for a picnic at the play ground. My baby is only 1 so she can’t vote yet, but we want to remember the entire day. Best part, I live in Kansas and we can vote early on Saturday and Sundays starting on the 19th of October. We plan to be the first ones in our county!
Yeah!👍
WaitingForNormal on
Cool. He loves to admit publicly that he definitely did something illegal but is just being coy about it. I look forward to someone calling his bluff, investigating this motherfucker and finding out exactly what “kung fu practice” meant.
williamtheblock on
Because every accusation is a confession with these hard-right wackjobs, I’m 99% confident that Elon diddles children after he randomly called that rescue coordinator a pedo during that mine rescue operation a few years ago. He’s undoubtedly got a lot of skeletons in his closet and I’ll bet that’s one of them.
Dcajunpimp on
Musks just upset he may have to pay slightly higher taxes in a few years if Trump loses the White House and Democrats take the House and Senate. He would still have tens of billions of dollars and still be the richest person on earth.m
GarbageCleric on
Quit selling. I’m already 100% in on Harris.
Misty2484 on
If it’s possible, I will now be voting even harder for Harris.
negativepositiv on
Things people who didn’t do anything wrong say.
rubbarz on
I would bet his fortune that SpaceX, Tesla, Star-Link will be just fine.
funkymunkPDX on
Nothing says genius like going into an interview days after endorsing a candidate and saying if their opponent loses I’m in major legal trouble…
Sad-Status-4220 on
Another reason to vote Harris.
StrengthMedium on
Sweet.
trundyl on
Toss his mom in there as well.
tjallilex on
So proof of mens rea for Musk.
Donald trump and Elon musk. If Harris wins, the Department of Justice is going to have a field trip.
Comfortable_Swim_380 on
They had me at prison..
RebelliousInNature on
Kamala sends thanks for your campaigning efforts.
Expect a muffin basket, Elon.
Flabberingfrog on
Same old “If the Democrats win, I’ll flee the country/dead/thrown in jail for nothing” etc.
milderhappiness on
He is displaying a consciousness of guilt.
Less-Dragonfruit-294 on
He could always flee to his home country of South Africa
hairymoot on
Why? What did Elon do? He must have done something bad.
AloneAddiction on
What he means is that he knows his election interference won’t be investigated if Trump wins but possibly will if Harris wins.
That’s why he’s worried.
To be honest he *should* be worried. One of the first things Kamala Harris needs to do is get the DoJ to investigate *all* these fucking people.
We already have evidence that Russia has been secretly funding right-wing youtubers and “commentators” into pushing anti-American pro-Putin messaging so extend that to all media figures. Expose and prosecute.
*Really* clean the fucking swamp.
Fast-Reaction8521 on
He sealed me in for harris
TessaV66 on
Especially since he was trying to buy votes for Trump
ras_1974 on
All the lies and misinformation he puts on xwitter, he should already be in jail. Either him or that doge fellow he seems to be best friends with.
Utterlybored on
I’m okay with this.
chazz1962 on
They can be cellmates.
needsmoarbokeh on
Don’t threaten me with a good time. The impunity of the GOP and it’s followers must go down
Planetofthetakes on
VOTE BLUE BECAUSE YOU HATE ELON TOO!
I was always going to vote blue but this would be the cherry on top
morsindutus on
Elon, I regret that I have but one vote to cast for sending you to prison.
jeffvillone on
Dork maga playing the victim card already.
he’s on mushroom duty, no doubt.
Fuck him.
Shaman7102 on
His mother is going too for encouraging voter fraud.
davocvi on
Mens rea
darklordskarn on
What an odd thing to say…
ZeekLTK on
What would be different under Harris compared to currently under Biden?
If he would be in trouble under Harris, why is he not already?
Familiar_Position418 on
I’m voting for Kamala
cinereoargenteus on
Richest goddamn man in the world and he has to play the victim. Poor baby.
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I can’t really think of anything criminal Elon has done. Slimey, sure, but what makes him think he would actually do time? The closest I can think of would be negligence in running his companies or maybe tax evasion. Not even sure those would be more than a fine anyhow.
Elon knows what he did last summer.
I can’t wait to vote! My wife and I are going together, we are taking our daughter too so we can do group photos before and after casting the ballot, we checked federal laws, and we can’t take pictures (even selfies) during the voting process so we’ll do the public library location and do pictures out at the statues/modern art at the front of the building, and then walk across the street for a picnic at the play ground. My baby is only 1 so she can’t vote yet, but we want to remember the entire day. Best part, I live in Kansas and we can vote early on Saturday and Sundays starting on the 19th of October. We plan to be the first ones in our county!
Yeah!👍
Cool. He loves to admit publicly that he definitely did something illegal but is just being coy about it. I look forward to someone calling his bluff, investigating this motherfucker and finding out exactly what “kung fu practice” meant.
Because every accusation is a confession with these hard-right wackjobs, I’m 99% confident that Elon diddles children after he randomly called that rescue coordinator a pedo during that mine rescue operation a few years ago. He’s undoubtedly got a lot of skeletons in his closet and I’ll bet that’s one of them.
Musks just upset he may have to pay slightly higher taxes in a few years if Trump loses the White House and Democrats take the House and Senate. He would still have tens of billions of dollars and still be the richest person on earth.m
Quit selling. I’m already 100% in on Harris.
If it’s possible, I will now be voting even harder for Harris.
Things people who didn’t do anything wrong say.
I would bet his fortune that SpaceX, Tesla, Star-Link will be just fine.
Nothing says genius like going into an interview days after endorsing a candidate and saying if their opponent loses I’m in major legal trouble…
Another reason to vote Harris.
Sweet.
Toss his mom in there as well.
So proof of mens rea for Musk.
Donald trump and Elon musk. If Harris wins, the Department of Justice is going to have a field trip.
They had me at prison..
Kamala sends thanks for your campaigning efforts.
Expect a muffin basket, Elon.
Same old “If the Democrats win, I’ll flee the country/dead/thrown in jail for nothing” etc.
He is displaying a consciousness of guilt.
He could always flee to his home country of South Africa
Why? What did Elon do? He must have done something bad.
What he means is that he knows his election interference won’t be investigated if Trump wins but possibly will if Harris wins.
That’s why he’s worried.
To be honest he *should* be worried. One of the first things Kamala Harris needs to do is get the DoJ to investigate *all* these fucking people.
We already have evidence that Russia has been secretly funding right-wing youtubers and “commentators” into pushing anti-American pro-Putin messaging so extend that to all media figures. Expose and prosecute.
*Really* clean the fucking swamp.
He sealed me in for harris
Especially since he was trying to buy votes for Trump
All the lies and misinformation he puts on xwitter, he should already be in jail. Either him or that doge fellow he seems to be best friends with.
I’m okay with this.
They can be cellmates.
Don’t threaten me with a good time. The impunity of the GOP and it’s followers must go down
VOTE BLUE BECAUSE YOU HATE ELON TOO!
I was always going to vote blue but this would be the cherry on top
Elon, I regret that I have but one vote to cast for sending you to prison.
Dork maga playing the victim card already.
he’s on mushroom duty, no doubt.
Fuck him.
His mother is going too for encouraging voter fraud.
Mens rea
What an odd thing to say…
What would be different under Harris compared to currently under Biden?
If he would be in trouble under Harris, why is he not already?
I’m voting for Kamala
Richest goddamn man in the world and he has to play the victim. Poor baby.
Whistleblower incoming..