I’m sure he’s totally telling the truth this time.
chillywanton on
, on one of Jeffrey Epstein’s planes-of-shame.
trundyl on
He thinks to highly of himself. My guess is he is trying to get the USA to run away from him.
everythingbeeps on
It’s really hard to imagine Trump fleeing to another country. Certainly there’d be no point in him fleeing to one with an extradition treaty, but where else would he go where he could live like he does here?
grieveancecollector on
I understand this is a joke but can you imagine a former president of the United States living in exile to avoid going to prison? It’s mind blowing where we are right now.
ScottHoward1 on
MTG would
BarryZZZ on
Why hasn’t he surrendered his passport yet?
n3buo on
Lock him up!!!
atreides78723 on
I’d like to think the Secret Service would … take steps to prevent this, but what do I know?
SvenLorenz on
Putin would make him disappear. No way Putin is feeding that orange blob for the next 20 years.
atTheRiver200 on
coincidentally, Venezuela recently ended their extradition treaty with the US
AloneAddiction on
Putin’s already having problems at home, so I don’t think he’ll be wanting this fat twat crying on his shoulder because he got beaten by a brown woman.
Nah, Putin likes to make his annoyances disappear.
Imagine if you joked about leaving the country while out on bail from only 1 felony. You’d be locked away and forgotten about until trial day. And yet this guy can get convicted of over 30, still get bail, literally gets on private jets and makes jokes about it. Fucking embarrassing the justice system in this country. An unfunny joke of a place.
flux_capacitor3 on
lol. What’s hilarious is that secret service wouldn’t let him leave.
agree-with-me on
Thing that gets me the most is that _he_ gets to ride on those planes and have the comforts in life few get to experience. _Him._ A pedo rapist serial lying felon. And one full of hubris such as him.
I’d feel so much better if he _truly has wealth_ that part of his sentencing plan would be to have disadvantaged people enjoy his stuff and have him watch them do it. Sleep on his bed, use his stuff, ride in his cars and planes. I’d love to watch too.
zoroddesign on
The one thing that will guarantee that he never flees the country is the secret service. They work on behalf of the US government to protect Trump. That also mean they have a duty to get him to his court dates and keep him safe in prison. He may be able to visit other countries, but if he wishes to stay long term he would have to forfeit their protection. Do you think after 2 assassination attempts he is willing to give that protection up?
jaws2345679 on
He thinks it would be a punishment to the USA. He’s wrong. Please leave but to whomever gets him we’ll apologize for giving you the worst waste we’ve ever created.
howardzen12 on
Good riddance you piece of slime and scum.
notaredditreader on
Putin will have a diplomatic plane in the air on November 6 headed for a “discreet” location near Mar-a-Lago.
rbartlejr on
He can at least claim the booby prize. When he flees to Mother Russia, Putin can name him “king” of the conservative American enclave in Siberia.
AdAdventurous2597 on
And he’s not in jail for being a flight-risk….why?
Simonthebullettfreak on
He can always go to the uk and buy a football club 🤷🏻♂️
bbbinson123 on
Joke aside, bye-bye, don’t let the door hit you.
parcheesi_bread on
He would love to go to Russia. Putin can still use him to continue sowing discord in our country.
mybotanyaccount on
I thought they took away his passport?
klezart on
It would be really wild for him to flee to Russia and Putin to stick him in a Russian prison since he no longer has a use for him.
AssociationItchy on
I forgot that in 2017 his lawyers and bodyguard raided his wack DR in New York and took all his medical records and told him to take down the pic he had of him and trump in his office , all bc the dr said he prescribed hair growth cream, not really related but still wild
OnceanAggie on
I hope he goes and takes his people with him
Safetosay333 on
Don’t threaten us with a good time… again. Everyone said that last time.
Future-Ad-4521 on
Pull his passport and close the borders. He has a date in the big house!
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I’m sure he’s totally telling the truth this time.
, on one of Jeffrey Epstein’s planes-of-shame.
He thinks to highly of himself. My guess is he is trying to get the USA to run away from him.
It’s really hard to imagine Trump fleeing to another country. Certainly there’d be no point in him fleeing to one with an extradition treaty, but where else would he go where he could live like he does here?
I understand this is a joke but can you imagine a former president of the United States living in exile to avoid going to prison? It’s mind blowing where we are right now.
MTG would
Why hasn’t he surrendered his passport yet?
Lock him up!!!
I’d like to think the Secret Service would … take steps to prevent this, but what do I know?
Putin would make him disappear. No way Putin is feeding that orange blob for the next 20 years.
coincidentally, Venezuela recently ended their extradition treaty with the US
Putin’s already having problems at home, so I don’t think he’ll be wanting this fat twat crying on his shoulder because he got beaten by a brown woman.
Nah, Putin likes to make his annoyances disappear.
Donald needs to brush up on his next set of destinations: [https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-without-extradition](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-without-extradition)
I recommend Iran.
Before the election please and thank you,
Imagine if you joked about leaving the country while out on bail from only 1 felony. You’d be locked away and forgotten about until trial day. And yet this guy can get convicted of over 30, still get bail, literally gets on private jets and makes jokes about it. Fucking embarrassing the justice system in this country. An unfunny joke of a place.
lol. What’s hilarious is that secret service wouldn’t let him leave.
Thing that gets me the most is that _he_ gets to ride on those planes and have the comforts in life few get to experience. _Him._ A pedo rapist serial lying felon. And one full of hubris such as him.
I’d feel so much better if he _truly has wealth_ that part of his sentencing plan would be to have disadvantaged people enjoy his stuff and have him watch them do it. Sleep on his bed, use his stuff, ride in his cars and planes. I’d love to watch too.
The one thing that will guarantee that he never flees the country is the secret service. They work on behalf of the US government to protect Trump. That also mean they have a duty to get him to his court dates and keep him safe in prison. He may be able to visit other countries, but if he wishes to stay long term he would have to forfeit their protection. Do you think after 2 assassination attempts he is willing to give that protection up?
He thinks it would be a punishment to the USA. He’s wrong. Please leave but to whomever gets him we’ll apologize for giving you the worst waste we’ve ever created.
Good riddance you piece of slime and scum.
Putin will have a diplomatic plane in the air on November 6 headed for a “discreet” location near Mar-a-Lago.
He can at least claim the booby prize. When he flees to Mother Russia, Putin can name him “king” of the conservative American enclave in Siberia.
And he’s not in jail for being a flight-risk….why?
He can always go to the uk and buy a football club 🤷🏻♂️
Joke aside, bye-bye, don’t let the door hit you.
He would love to go to Russia. Putin can still use him to continue sowing discord in our country.
I thought they took away his passport?
It would be really wild for him to flee to Russia and Putin to stick him in a Russian prison since he no longer has a use for him.
I forgot that in 2017 his lawyers and bodyguard raided his wack DR in New York and took all his medical records and told him to take down the pic he had of him and trump in his office , all bc the dr said he prescribed hair growth cream, not really related but still wild
I hope he goes and takes his people with him
Don’t threaten us with a good time… again. Everyone said that last time.
Pull his passport and close the borders. He has a date in the big house!
That’s fine go to Russia. We don’t need you here