I’m not one of those people crying because Irma closed. It wasn’t such a fantastic dick anyway.

But there is one thing I always bought from Irma (and now the other Coop stores that stock Irma products) and that was their toilet paper.

There weren’t all sorts of floral patterns and soft lambs on the package/paper. But just a simple roll of surprisingly durable, but at the same time a lot "smooth" paper.

Like wiping yourself with soft but durable tissue paper.

Nothing else works once you get used to it.

So that SuperBrugsen had an offer for it a week ago, so bought a nice little stock.

But have now found out that it is some new paper.

They’ve changed it to be the same nubby, flowery, hemorrhoid-inducing bra that everyone else sells (with two blue stripes on it).

However, they are not there "soft rolls" where the paper disintegrates just looking at it strangely, but it’s kind of cool to pull through some sensitive areas.

What happened to my tissue paper?

Anyone know of an alternative, or do you really have to go out and have a bidet?

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Posted by DrDukcha

5 Comments

  1. Worldly-Stranger7814 on

    Jamen jamen jamen FDB-Coop-Brugsen-Surperbrugsen-Coop-SuperBrugsen lovede da at det var de samme varer i samme kendte Irmakvalitet…

    Tildlæflidgvis uden noget af det personale på deres hovedkontor som indkøbte og forhandlede på Irmas vegne vel at mærke.

  2. Alt bliver forringet i disse dage. Jeg plejede at elske Folia-plastfolie i 60m-ruller fra den hedengangne Aldi, men efter at have opdaget, at filmkvaliteten er blevet drastisk fortyndet i de nye 75m-pakker, får jeg pludselig lyst til at kyle hele mit lager ud.

    Det der ovenover er virkelig fucking sell-out. Skamløs brand-hype uden kvalitetsmæssigt belæg. Smid dem i brændeovnen. De luner sikkert bedre end de suger.