What’s funny is that Ben Stiller’s character is really similar to how the current dudebros in the GOP really are. And it’s horrifying
Woodlog82 on
Liar: That was not a little bit.
frizzinghere on
Ew!
UniqueVast592 on
Yeah, everybody loves a big round face, snake oil salesman that wears black eyeliner; my dream man, sigh
definitivescribbles on
Conservatives coming at women with the “I know you can’t deny *this*” awkward penguin approach.
No wonder these guys are fucking radioactive on dating sites.
NegaDeath on
CanaDoug420 on
I’m starting to think these Republican talkin heads might be a little weird about JD Vance
olddawg43 on
Republicans for some reason, are convinced that women will only really be happy if they’re barefoot and pregnant with a black eye. That women are currently out performing males in colleges across the country seems to be lost on them.
Scruffy11111 on
“When they say No they actually mean Yes”
joevinci on
“Ooh, yeah. Take away my rights harder!”
DonoTodo on
I ALSO just threw up. A LOT!
TintedApostle on
and they continue to rationalize why women won’t date them or would rather be childless cat people. Guess who will actually be single the longest.
bard329 on
Shit, I need to go have a talk with my left wing wife …
misselphaba on
They really think saying things makes them true. It’s baffling.
CarlSpencer on
Vance: Trump’s Little Bitch
MuzzledScreaming on
That was a lot of words to say, “I know; I can’t get dates because women aren’t good enough for me!”
Cargobiker530 on
I grew up in San Francisco: JD is so far back in the closet he’s picking fights with Narnia.
Dec 28, 2022 — Twelve weeks after its rocky launch, conservative *dating* app The *Right* Stuff is still failing to seduce large numbers of *right*-*wing* users.
*”These days, it’s hard to find a woman who values my patriotism. My faith. And so after being ghosted by every match on Tinder, I decided to give this app a try. […] But the weird thing was, I couldn’t find any women on it. I don’t know, maybe the app is bugged?”*
Lower_Ad2891 on
Yes, we all want a man who refer to our mothers purpose as being childcare
Every single woman wants to be a rich white man’s token minority that he uses like a pawn to further his grift!
jeffreycoley on
Alot of right wing pundits sure are moist for Kirkland Chris Gaines
Drexelhand on
“ladies secretly crave a man baby who doesn’t know how to order donuts on his own.” – a take that even andrew tate would find too cringey
Skimable_crude on
I think Clay might be in love.
DVariant on
As a straight male, I’m gonna make an educated guess that (other than “wants kids”, which is only true for some) these traits are so generic as to be meaningless.
* Makes six figures? Okay so he has a decent middle class job. “Makes six figures” hasn’t meant “wealthy” in decades.
* Loves his wife? Sure but that’s a gimme; obviously if she marries him she expects him to love her, is that even an option? Unless “loves his wife” refers to another person, in which case this is Republican cuckquean fetish scenario. (Can’t put it past them.)
* Six feet? Weird ask, but I guess insect-men need love too.
No mention of interests or life goals. Conveniently ignores the massive gap in values between normal person and JD Vance. I don’t think this tweet is a good representation of what women want.
But I’m just guessing
SiidChawsby on
Lmao whatever you gotta tell yourself maga
Sharts_in_Jorts on
Is that chubby little cherub really six feet tall?
Heavy_Law9880 on
Is that why he had to settle for a DEI hire as his wife?
sunward_Lily on
How in the world do so many right-wing nutjobs manage to create a delusion that is exactly 180 degrees reversed from reality?
I’m a submissive woman. My relationships tend towards 24/7 D/s. I love being the submissive partner, i love being a subby li’l domestic housewife. I love cooking and taking care of the house, providing a warm and cozy home for my partner to come home to after a hard day. I love making them feel like a king.
I’m everything these fuckbois want in a woman, with one glaring exception: I respect myself and my submission **waaaaay** too much to let one of *them* so much as lay a finger on me.
And I’m not alone. I’m active in my local kink community, and 99 out of 100 women that I interact with who also practice BDSM would never ever let a right-wing asshole touch them. Right-wing ideology is listed as a hard limit on *so many* fetlife profiles, it’s not even funny.
So once again, these right-wing assholes have it completely wrong. *they’re* the ones who want the submissive, liberal women…and they’ll never get us…
They compensate by creating a fiction in their heads where *we’re* the ones who are unfulfilled.
Real_Size2138 on
I suppose some find him “attractive” but he looks softer then a wet paper bag… only thing softer then JDvagans is trump tiny ass hands.
JayNotAtAll on
Yes because there are no 6 ft men who make six figures, look good and love their wife who also happens to be liberal.
Like, have these people ever stepped outside of their small town.
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What’s funny is that Ben Stiller’s character is really similar to how the current dudebros in the GOP really are. And it’s horrifying
Liar: That was not a little bit.
Ew!
Yeah, everybody loves a big round face, snake oil salesman that wears black eyeliner; my dream man, sigh
Conservatives coming at women with the “I know you can’t deny *this*” awkward penguin approach.
No wonder these guys are fucking radioactive on dating sites.
I’m starting to think these Republican talkin heads might be a little weird about JD Vance
Republicans for some reason, are convinced that women will only really be happy if they’re barefoot and pregnant with a black eye. That women are currently out performing males in colleges across the country seems to be lost on them.
“When they say No they actually mean Yes”
“Ooh, yeah. Take away my rights harder!”
I ALSO just threw up. A LOT!
and they continue to rationalize why women won’t date them or would rather be childless cat people. Guess who will actually be single the longest.
Shit, I need to go have a talk with my left wing wife …
They really think saying things makes them true. It’s baffling.
Vance: Trump’s Little Bitch
That was a lot of words to say, “I know; I can’t get dates because women aren’t good enough for me!”
I grew up in San Francisco: JD is so far back in the closet he’s picking fights with Narnia.
[https://www.thedailybeast.com/peter-thiels-conservative-dating-app-floundering-after-3-months](https://www.thedailybeast.com/peter-thiels-conservative-dating-app-floundering-after-3-months)
Dec 28, 2022 — Twelve weeks after its rocky launch, conservative *dating* app The *Right* Stuff is still failing to seduce large numbers of *right*-*wing* users.
*”These days, it’s hard to find a woman who values my patriotism. My faith. And so after being ghosted by every match on Tinder, I decided to give this app a try. […] But the weird thing was, I couldn’t find any women on it. I don’t know, maybe the app is bugged?”*
Yes, we all want a man who refer to our mothers purpose as being childcare
https://i.redd.it/es3kcwzbvssd1.gif
Every single woman wants to be a rich white man’s token minority that he uses like a pawn to further his grift!
Alot of right wing pundits sure are moist for Kirkland Chris Gaines
“ladies secretly crave a man baby who doesn’t know how to order donuts on his own.” – a take that even andrew tate would find too cringey
I think Clay might be in love.
As a straight male, I’m gonna make an educated guess that (other than “wants kids”, which is only true for some) these traits are so generic as to be meaningless.
* Makes six figures? Okay so he has a decent middle class job. “Makes six figures” hasn’t meant “wealthy” in decades.
* Loves his wife? Sure but that’s a gimme; obviously if she marries him she expects him to love her, is that even an option? Unless “loves his wife” refers to another person, in which case this is Republican cuckquean fetish scenario. (Can’t put it past them.)
* Six feet? Weird ask, but I guess insect-men need love too.
No mention of interests or life goals. Conveniently ignores the massive gap in values between normal person and JD Vance. I don’t think this tweet is a good representation of what women want.
But I’m just guessing
Lmao whatever you gotta tell yourself maga
Is that chubby little cherub really six feet tall?
Is that why he had to settle for a DEI hire as his wife?
How in the world do so many right-wing nutjobs manage to create a delusion that is exactly 180 degrees reversed from reality?
I’m a submissive woman. My relationships tend towards 24/7 D/s. I love being the submissive partner, i love being a subby li’l domestic housewife. I love cooking and taking care of the house, providing a warm and cozy home for my partner to come home to after a hard day. I love making them feel like a king.
I’m everything these fuckbois want in a woman, with one glaring exception: I respect myself and my submission **waaaaay** too much to let one of *them* so much as lay a finger on me.
And I’m not alone. I’m active in my local kink community, and 99 out of 100 women that I interact with who also practice BDSM would never ever let a right-wing asshole touch them. Right-wing ideology is listed as a hard limit on *so many* fetlife profiles, it’s not even funny.
So once again, these right-wing assholes have it completely wrong. *they’re* the ones who want the submissive, liberal women…and they’ll never get us…
They compensate by creating a fiction in their heads where *we’re* the ones who are unfulfilled.
I suppose some find him “attractive” but he looks softer then a wet paper bag… only thing softer then JDvagans is trump tiny ass hands.
Yes because there are no 6 ft men who make six figures, look good and love their wife who also happens to be liberal.
Like, have these people ever stepped outside of their small town.