43 Comments

  1. NativePhoenician on

    Prison isn’t made for comfort there Karen. Should have thought about that before committing crime.

  2. Notapplesauce11 on

    For those that didn’t read the article , it’s not even like a memory foam or sleep number type mattress.  It’s a …. Wait for it…. Magnetic mattress.

  3. Unfriendly_eagle on

    That’s unfortunate. The Trumpie election-riggers and violent rioting psychopaths are treasonous felons, who’ve all gotten off quite easy, as they really should have been blindfolded and lined up against a wall. The response to their treason has actually been very benevolent and compassionate.

  4. inflatableje5us on

    well, good news. you probably wont have a mattress if you get sent to general pop in a crowded prison.

  5. Existing_View4281 on

    “I am appalled about how other people think of me”

    is not “I am truly repentant for what I have done.”

  6. Mountain-Painter2721 on

    She should have a mattress of apple tree branches wrapped up in an old thin sheet.

  7. FAFO!! Too bad she won’t have her fucking magnetic bed to sleep on. Using that privilege even in court

  8. Fresh-Willow-1421 on

    Wait until she gets a load of the mattress she gets to keep vs the one issued to her. She won’t have a new one for an hour.

  9. I sleep on a special mattress? Are all Republicans this weird. Everyone of them believes theirs moms when they said you’re special. They took it literally.

  10. If I was the judge, I would tell her, for laughs, no problem, We’ll get you that mattress.

    What a dumbass😂

  11. Informal_Phrase4589 on

    Maybe the My Pillow guy can make a special “Felon Edition” for all his friends in prison.

  12. She’s basically making the same plea the Q-Anon Shaman made.

    Seriously, could these people be any less self aware?

  13. ThE_LAN_B4_TimE on

    Wow she says she can’t do it because she needs a special Mattress???????? Well maybe next time don’t comitt a crime dumbass

  14. tweaktasticBTM on

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bitch please, they don’t give a shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣