Boo. F-ing. Hoo. You’ve made your prison bed. Now SLEEP IN IT! 🤣
doctorfortoys on
Wait until she finds out about the menu.
NativePhoenician on
Prison isn’t made for comfort there Karen. Should have thought about that before committing crime.
rshni67 on
Wait until she sees the showers.
Go_Back_To_SchoolBB on
Lol.
So anyway.
Bye, traitor.
Unicorn_Warrior1248 on
She’s gonna love her mattress in prison
Idrisdancer on
Did she care about the living conditions of inmates before?
Beginning_Emotion995 on
She’s bitter and dry…use your imagination
Notapplesauce11 on
For those that didn’t read the article , it’s not even like a memory foam or sleep number type mattress. It’s a …. Wait for it…. Magnetic mattress.
Unfriendly_eagle on
That’s unfortunate. The Trumpie election-riggers and violent rioting psychopaths are treasonous felons, who’ve all gotten off quite easy, as they really should have been blindfolded and lined up against a wall. The response to their treason has actually been very benevolent and compassionate.
DesertCoyote57 on
Maybe pillow man can help out.
SpecialistPlatform60 on
She’s going to be sleeping on the floor under her bed
Popular-Eggplant8111 on
Trumpites dont know the meaning jail time bitch
aotus_trivirgatus on
“special mattress”
JD Vance has entered the chat
inflatableje5us on
well, good news. you probably wont have a mattress if you get sent to general pop in a crowded prison.
Pristine_Serve5979 on
The pillow guy can make her one
Existing_View4281 on
“I am appalled about how other people think of me”
is not “I am truly repentant for what I have done.”
Mountain-Painter2721 on
She should have a mattress of apple tree branches wrapped up in an old thin sheet.
wutsupwidya on
FAFO!! Too bad she won’t have her fucking magnetic bed to sleep on. Using that privilege even in court
Devils_Advocate-69 on
“Well in that case you’re free to go”
Pure_Bike_5579 on
All the prison mattresses are special.
m_p_gar on
you’ll adapt darling… lol It’s prison, not Club Med
StatisticianSure2349 on
And donnky will say who the fuck is that woman. I didnt touch her
Torrens39 on
That’s a new one
Fresh-Willow-1421 on
Wait until she gets a load of the mattress she gets to keep vs the one issued to her. She won’t have a new one for an hour.
Straight-Storage2587 on
Boo Fucking Hoo.
Curious-Accident-191 on
Well, she’s about to have to a special toilet instead
Princess-Macaroni on
These entitled potatoes
One_Law3446 on
Well, let’s ask everyone who is incarcerated what they need. This is some bull crap!
fountain20 on
I sleep on a special mattress? Are all Republicans this weird. Everyone of them believes theirs moms when they said you’re special. They took it literally.
liamanna on
If I was the judge, I would tell her, for laughs, no problem, We’ll get you that mattress.
What a dumbass😂
Informal_Phrase4589 on
Maybe the My Pillow guy can make a special “Felon Edition” for all his friends in prison.
Aggressive_Bite5931 on
They have thicker mats for whiny bitches. She’ll survive
Present-Perception77 on
She is gonna be really mad when she sees the bar.
Asher_Tye on
She’s basically making the same plea the Q-Anon Shaman made.
Seriously, could these people be any less self aware?
truelikeicelikefire on
A bed with a thousand exposed nails.
ThE_LAN_B4_TimE on
Wow she says she can’t do it because she needs a special Mattress???????? Well maybe next time don’t comitt a crime dumbass
Used_Bridge488 on
vote blue to save our democracy 💙
texxasmike94588 on
Your god won’t help you in prison.
tweaktasticBTM on
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bitch please, they don’t give a shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ProgressMedium2172 on
Snowflake
17tenroh on
See ya in da the Big House bee-ach!
GluckGoddess on
what happens if you go to prison and need a CPAP or something
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Boo. F-ing. Hoo. You’ve made your prison bed. Now SLEEP IN IT! 🤣
Wait until she finds out about the menu.
Prison isn’t made for comfort there Karen. Should have thought about that before committing crime.
Wait until she sees the showers.
Lol.
So anyway.
Bye, traitor.
She’s gonna love her mattress in prison
Did she care about the living conditions of inmates before?
She’s bitter and dry…use your imagination
For those that didn’t read the article , it’s not even like a memory foam or sleep number type mattress. It’s a …. Wait for it…. Magnetic mattress.
That’s unfortunate. The Trumpie election-riggers and violent rioting psychopaths are treasonous felons, who’ve all gotten off quite easy, as they really should have been blindfolded and lined up against a wall. The response to their treason has actually been very benevolent and compassionate.
Maybe pillow man can help out.
She’s going to be sleeping on the floor under her bed
Trumpites dont know the meaning jail time bitch
“special mattress”
JD Vance has entered the chat
well, good news. you probably wont have a mattress if you get sent to general pop in a crowded prison.
The pillow guy can make her one
“I am appalled about how other people think of me”
is not “I am truly repentant for what I have done.”
She should have a mattress of apple tree branches wrapped up in an old thin sheet.
FAFO!! Too bad she won’t have her fucking magnetic bed to sleep on. Using that privilege even in court
“Well in that case you’re free to go”
All the prison mattresses are special.
you’ll adapt darling… lol It’s prison, not Club Med
And donnky will say who the fuck is that woman. I didnt touch her
That’s a new one
Wait until she gets a load of the mattress she gets to keep vs the one issued to her. She won’t have a new one for an hour.
Boo Fucking Hoo.
Well, she’s about to have to a special toilet instead
These entitled potatoes
Well, let’s ask everyone who is incarcerated what they need. This is some bull crap!
I sleep on a special mattress? Are all Republicans this weird. Everyone of them believes theirs moms when they said you’re special. They took it literally.
If I was the judge, I would tell her, for laughs, no problem, We’ll get you that mattress.
What a dumbass😂
Maybe the My Pillow guy can make a special “Felon Edition” for all his friends in prison.
They have thicker mats for whiny bitches. She’ll survive
She is gonna be really mad when she sees the bar.
She’s basically making the same plea the Q-Anon Shaman made.
Seriously, could these people be any less self aware?
A bed with a thousand exposed nails.
Wow she says she can’t do it because she needs a special Mattress???????? Well maybe next time don’t comitt a crime dumbass
vote blue to save our democracy 💙
Your god won’t help you in prison.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bitch please, they don’t give a shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snowflake
See ya in da the Big House bee-ach!
what happens if you go to prison and need a CPAP or something