A listening device was found in Boris Johnson’s personal bathroom at the Foreign Office after it had been used by Benjamin Netanyahu, the former Prime Minister has claimed.
Mr Johnson has alleged that when the Israeli Prime Minister visited his department in 2017, his security team found bugging devices in the toilets after he had used the facilities.
During their meeting in his old office, Mr Johnson says Mr Netanyahu, who he calls Bibi, excused himself to go to the bathroom, which Mr Johnson describes as similar to “the gents in a posh London club” which exist within a “secret annexe”.
In his book, ‘Unleashed’, Mr Johnson writes: “Thither Bibi repaired for a while, and it may or may not be a coincidence but I am told that later, when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunderbox.”
When asked during an interview with The Telegraph if he could give any more detail on what happened, Mr Johnson said: “I think everything you need to know about that episode is in the book.”
What kind of sick person wants to listen to Boris Johnson take a dump?
chockedup on
Netanyahu placed the bugs himself? Or does Netanyahu have a security team that checks the bathroom?
FlanneurInFlannel on
two arseholes connect in the shitter. who’d a guessed?
Monster-Zero on
I find bugs in my bathroom all the time. Just yesterday I found a couple ants in there. Is Netanyahu visiting me without my knowledge???
dolandonline on
Sometimes when I find a bug in my bathroom I think it should make national headlines, but that’s just because I’m afraid of spiders
TeensyTrouble on
Netanyahu once took a dump at my place and it attracted several insects
Numerous-Ad6460 on
What kind of bug tho, a fly, a cricket, or maybe even a millipede? We need to know Boris!
dumuz1 on
Jesus, is that really how Boris writes?
elspiderdedisco on
“Thither Bibi repaired for a while”, and “thunderbox” are incredible
The_Kert on
Plot twist, Netanyahu personally bugs every bathroom he uses because he has a scat fetish
Moloko_Drencron on
Bibi took some worm medicine and shat a bug
Strange-Bee5626 on
But… why the bathroom? What top secret info would he think he was going to get there? That Boris Johnson is nasty? I think we could have already assumed that.
754175 on
Could have been worse, at least it wasn’t a pager !
Heliocentrist on
dumb place for a bug. how did they differentiate between him speaking and him passing wind?
stevehuffmagooch on
Well, with the stench of death on him I’d imagine bugs follow him everywhere
GrassyTreesAndLakes on
So it could have been anyone, but because bibi used the bathroom at some point in the day, they attribute it to him?
_SheepishPirate_ on
Netanyanu just wanted to get some decent Russian intelligence.
tebbus on
Bibi is buggin’ on a stack.
Edit: A serious thought: Are we sure Boris isn’t just making all of this up so people pay attention to him again?
Peac3fulWorld on
Shocker. Netanyahu is as much a thug as Putin. Possibly more conniving, which would be more impressive if it wasn’t so depressing.
Away-Trifle1907 on
Wish Boris just fucked off
Away-Trifle1907 on
Wish Boris just fucked off
human_totem_pole on
Does anyone actually believe a word he says?
NewYorkRocker on
Netanyahu is a piece of shit , as is Boris
Memes_Haram on
Did he put a glass over it and use the Daily Mail to get it out of his room?
blueyork on
Men’s room called “gents” and “thunderbox” in the article
Comassion on
Gotta git dem upskirt Boris vids.
Dubsecs- on
Someone’s fetish is listening to Boris struggle to poo.
Iucidium on
It was a pubic louse
Atlanta_Mane on
Downvote for sharing attention seeking behavior.
V-r1taS on
He’s as clueless as we all thought if he doesn’t realize every country is doing this to every other country at all times.
Or it is a hit job by a guy with an ego that requires constant stoking with unearned attention…
Not_that_Lazy on
Israel spies on all its allies. This is a fact.
masteeJohnChief117 on
Probably thought he deals with classified information in the dump like Trump
Gowlhunter on
‘After being informed of the bug, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson exclaimed that Bibi was a great, supine, protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.’
Used_Bridge488 on
vote blue to save democracy 💙
mapped_apples on
This feels like a Borat joke.
HuntsWithRocks on
Guys! Calm down!
This was just the Israel movie department’s foley artist trying to source new material
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***The Telegraph reports:***
A listening device was found in Boris Johnson’s personal bathroom at the Foreign Office after it had been used by Benjamin Netanyahu, the former Prime Minister has claimed.
Mr Johnson has alleged that when the Israeli Prime Minister visited his department in 2017, his security team found bugging devices in the toilets after he had used the facilities.
During their meeting in his old office, Mr Johnson says Mr Netanyahu, who he calls Bibi, excused himself to go to the bathroom, which Mr Johnson describes as similar to “the gents in a posh London club” which exist within a “secret annexe”.
In his book, ‘Unleashed’, Mr Johnson writes: “Thither Bibi repaired for a while, and it may or may not be a coincidence but I am told that later, when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunderbox.”
When asked during an interview with The Telegraph if he could give any more detail on what happened, Mr Johnson said: “I think everything you need to know about that episode is in the book.”
***Find out more here:*** [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/03/boris-johnson-bug-found-bathroom-netanyahu-visit/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/03/boris-johnson-bug-found-bathroom-netanyahu-visit/)
What kind of sick person wants to listen to Boris Johnson take a dump?
Netanyahu placed the bugs himself? Or does Netanyahu have a security team that checks the bathroom?
two arseholes connect in the shitter. who’d a guessed?
I find bugs in my bathroom all the time. Just yesterday I found a couple ants in there. Is Netanyahu visiting me without my knowledge???
Sometimes when I find a bug in my bathroom I think it should make national headlines, but that’s just because I’m afraid of spiders
Netanyahu once took a dump at my place and it attracted several insects
What kind of bug tho, a fly, a cricket, or maybe even a millipede? We need to know Boris!
Jesus, is that really how Boris writes?
“Thither Bibi repaired for a while”, and “thunderbox” are incredible
Plot twist, Netanyahu personally bugs every bathroom he uses because he has a scat fetish
Bibi took some worm medicine and shat a bug
But… why the bathroom? What top secret info would he think he was going to get there? That Boris Johnson is nasty? I think we could have already assumed that.
Could have been worse, at least it wasn’t a pager !
dumb place for a bug. how did they differentiate between him speaking and him passing wind?
Well, with the stench of death on him I’d imagine bugs follow him everywhere
So it could have been anyone, but because bibi used the bathroom at some point in the day, they attribute it to him?
Netanyanu just wanted to get some decent Russian intelligence.
Bibi is buggin’ on a stack.
Edit: A serious thought: Are we sure Boris isn’t just making all of this up so people pay attention to him again?
Shocker. Netanyahu is as much a thug as Putin. Possibly more conniving, which would be more impressive if it wasn’t so depressing.
Wish Boris just fucked off
Wish Boris just fucked off
Does anyone actually believe a word he says?
Netanyahu is a piece of shit , as is Boris
Did he put a glass over it and use the Daily Mail to get it out of his room?
Men’s room called “gents” and “thunderbox” in the article
Gotta git dem upskirt Boris vids.
Someone’s fetish is listening to Boris struggle to poo.
It was a pubic louse
Downvote for sharing attention seeking behavior.
He’s as clueless as we all thought if he doesn’t realize every country is doing this to every other country at all times.
Or it is a hit job by a guy with an ego that requires constant stoking with unearned attention…
Israel spies on all its allies. This is a fact.
Probably thought he deals with classified information in the dump like Trump
‘After being informed of the bug, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson exclaimed that Bibi was a great, supine, protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.’
vote blue to save democracy 💙
This feels like a Borat joke.
Guys! Calm down!
This was just the Israel movie department’s foley artist trying to source new material