Please send every military available asset to Ukraine. Russia is crumbling and zero more Ukrainians should suffer because of Putins wrath.
Ban-Circumcision-Now on
There you go Trump, he’ll give you immunity!
monkeygoneape on
That desperate eh?
Perfidious0Albion on
4 years later
*Putin signs law revoking criminal immunity*
thefirstmoneth on
maybe, prison maintenance costs are expensive now.
MrWFL on
So if you kill Putin, you can just go to the army to fight, and surrender?
lunchsnek on
So they can continue committing crimes outside of prison
OkayButFoRealz on
Next step: Frivolous law signings and mass arrests?
Aka conscription with extra steps..
TK7000 on
I suspect the bar for “crime” is going to be set quite low very quickly.
bestestopinion on
I certainly hope this doesn’t lead to people being unduly accused of crimes
Zenshinn on
So they can just arrest anybody for any BS reason then offer them this deal. Genius.
SquirrelTeamSix on
Doesn’t matter long term since he’s sending them all to be killed anyway.
MusicFilmandGameguy on
🧠
Majik_Sheff on
So they’re just adding retroactivity to the criminal immunity of their soldiers.
Keep beating that drum, Putin. It’ll make it harder to tell if the boots are marching toward or away from you.
Klarthy on
The fine print probably says: “immunity for crimes committed within Ukraine”. But they probably aren’t making it back anyways.
E4g6d4bg7 on
A lot of Russian officers about to fragged Vietnam style.
BinaryPear on
This can’t end well
bpeden99 on
To defeat “criminals”, they will deploy criminals… (Criminals of their own laws)
The eyes of the world are upon them, and it’s dismaying
secretusername555 on
Maybe the plan all along is to reduce numbers of people to get rid of the bad Apples. Once he’s got enough killed he may retreat.
humpherman on
I really hope that bites him in the ass.
StressfulRiceball on
So… Steal money, send offshore, go to jail, deploy to Ukraine, defect to Ukraine using offshore money, repeat
Infinite money glitch?
_Ludovico on
Apparently refusing to submit to conscription is a criminal offense for which joining the army would give immunity 🤔🙃
macross1984 on
Join the army, receive immunity, and die quickly at the front.
Sucih on
So it’s the purge
skudzthecat on
Immunity + army = death sentence
alppu on
So anyone dragged to court system can choose their punishment method to be torture in the army and execution by Ukrainian drone.
rodgee on
Any one not facing a death penalty is now wether they go or stay catch 22
Aedeus on
Why do this if you’re supposed to have such a lopsided manpower advantage?
ThaiKay on
I watched a video translating a few articles from Russian media. Due to prison conditions even people who got there because of their anti-war or anti-government rhetoric sign up for the army. People prefer a chance on the front lines than to rot there. They even streamlined the process; you can enlist in the army without a court sentence. What a wonderful death industry they created there. Citizen goes in, cargo 200 goes out.
hiricinee on
shoot Putin then join the military.
txkwatch on
Seems like a good time to go into crime if you are Russian. Get caught. Get sent to Ukraine. Steal a piece of heavy equipment and sell it to Ukraine and defect there. Then you no longer have to be Russian, and if you die trying you still no longer have to be Russian.
xerthighus on
It’s important to note that with the Russian criminal justice system, it is likely that most of those individuals are likely in jail for having differing political opinions as the government or simply lacked the funds needed to pay a bribe.
PMzyox on
“I grant you immunity from all things except death in my pointless war.”
Horror-Possible5709 on
Welp there it is. Desperation
GlobalTravelR on
Maybe someone will kill Putin and then join the army.
Wouldn’t that be ironic.
jennasea412 on
“Hey, my bone spurs are suddenly feeling better…I can finally join”
SaltyRenegade on
Stalin did this during WW2 where he would offer gulag prisoners freedom if they fought in the war.
After the war most of the soldiers got sent back to the gulag lol
Lleonharte on
the army is a death sentence anyway makes sense i guess
boredomreigns on
That seems desperate. Is he desperate?
ExploreTrails on
They get immunity because he doesn’t expect them to survive.
tonyislost on
I’d take this offer and immediately surrender to Ukraine first chance I got.
martusfine on
Good. The Russians are losing. These “soldiers” are going to be worthless.
reidzen on
Less “army” and more “barbarian horde” at that point, no?
killabeesplease on
In a twist, Putin, himself a criminal of the highest order, heads straight to the front lines
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Please send every military available asset to Ukraine. Russia is crumbling and zero more Ukrainians should suffer because of Putins wrath.
There you go Trump, he’ll give you immunity!
That desperate eh?
4 years later
*Putin signs law revoking criminal immunity*
maybe, prison maintenance costs are expensive now.
So if you kill Putin, you can just go to the army to fight, and surrender?
So they can continue committing crimes outside of prison
Next step: Frivolous law signings and mass arrests?
Aka conscription with extra steps..
I suspect the bar for “crime” is going to be set quite low very quickly.
I certainly hope this doesn’t lead to people being unduly accused of crimes
So they can just arrest anybody for any BS reason then offer them this deal. Genius.
Doesn’t matter long term since he’s sending them all to be killed anyway.
🧠
So they’re just adding retroactivity to the criminal immunity of their soldiers.
Keep beating that drum, Putin. It’ll make it harder to tell if the boots are marching toward or away from you.
The fine print probably says: “immunity for crimes committed within Ukraine”. But they probably aren’t making it back anyways.
A lot of Russian officers about to fragged Vietnam style.
This can’t end well
To defeat “criminals”, they will deploy criminals… (Criminals of their own laws)
The eyes of the world are upon them, and it’s dismaying
Maybe the plan all along is to reduce numbers of people to get rid of the bad Apples. Once he’s got enough killed he may retreat.
I really hope that bites him in the ass.
So… Steal money, send offshore, go to jail, deploy to Ukraine, defect to Ukraine using offshore money, repeat
Infinite money glitch?
Apparently refusing to submit to conscription is a criminal offense for which joining the army would give immunity 🤔🙃
Join the army, receive immunity, and die quickly at the front.
So it’s the purge
Immunity + army = death sentence
So anyone dragged to court system can choose their punishment method to be torture in the army and execution by Ukrainian drone.
Any one not facing a death penalty is now wether they go or stay catch 22
Why do this if you’re supposed to have such a lopsided manpower advantage?
I watched a video translating a few articles from Russian media. Due to prison conditions even people who got there because of their anti-war or anti-government rhetoric sign up for the army. People prefer a chance on the front lines than to rot there. They even streamlined the process; you can enlist in the army without a court sentence. What a wonderful death industry they created there. Citizen goes in, cargo 200 goes out.
shoot Putin then join the military.
Seems like a good time to go into crime if you are Russian. Get caught. Get sent to Ukraine. Steal a piece of heavy equipment and sell it to Ukraine and defect there. Then you no longer have to be Russian, and if you die trying you still no longer have to be Russian.
It’s important to note that with the Russian criminal justice system, it is likely that most of those individuals are likely in jail for having differing political opinions as the government or simply lacked the funds needed to pay a bribe.
“I grant you immunity from all things except death in my pointless war.”
Welp there it is. Desperation
Maybe someone will kill Putin and then join the army.
Wouldn’t that be ironic.
“Hey, my bone spurs are suddenly feeling better…I can finally join”
Stalin did this during WW2 where he would offer gulag prisoners freedom if they fought in the war.
After the war most of the soldiers got sent back to the gulag lol
the army is a death sentence anyway makes sense i guess
That seems desperate. Is he desperate?
They get immunity because he doesn’t expect them to survive.
I’d take this offer and immediately surrender to Ukraine first chance I got.
Good. The Russians are losing. These “soldiers” are going to be worthless.
Less “army” and more “barbarian horde” at that point, no?
In a twist, Putin, himself a criminal of the highest order, heads straight to the front lines