I was harassed on O’Connell bridge by a Flock of Seagulls once.
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I couldn’t get away
taco-cheese-fries on
I love how sincere the reply sounds. Like something written by Bord Bia.
EchoVolt on
If you don’t eat seagulls they eat you. We’ve learned that lesson the hard way!
DexterousChunk on
I’m seeing a gap in the market…
Shytalk123 on
Yum
Grump_Monk on
Met an Irish man in a Canadian parking lot bagging up seagulls after throwing them McDonald’s fries.
balor598 on
In fairness i have often wondered what they taste like ….swans too
ImpovingTaylorist on
THERE EATING OUR BIRDS
THERE EATING OUR SEAGULLS
Financial_Village237 on
You couldnt pay me to eat seagulls. Ive seen what they eat and while they should be hunted down to the last chick and egg i don’t think there is a single use for the bastards.
LordHubbaBubbles on
Are they millionaires? I can only afford to have seagull at Christmas.
XTR-SNIPER on
Wait till they try the bay gulls 🫣
Cute-Cress-3835 on
This is so wrong.
KFG is KERRY Fried Gull.
dozer_guy on
We have a Mexican guy working with us who can’t speak any English. The other day a seagull landed on the wharf near us, he points and it and shouts KFC! and starts laughing so we all busted out laughing too. This doesn’t relate to the question but I thought it was damn funny.
Inflatable-Elvis on
They should have gone with Kilkenny Fried Gull to make it more plausible for the gullible
The lengths we go to to mess with the Yanks needs to be studied.
AioliKey784 on
This is hilarious 😂, FairPlay to whoever wrote that, I’m sure some would believe it too 😂
nonoriginalname42 on
Can’t wait to see this rehashed as a genuine answer by some search AI.
ShavedMonkey666 on
I am eating some seagull right now! Ran up behind the fucker while he was sitting on my wheelie bin and put a plastic bag over its head and suffocated it swiftly.
Did not even pluck nor gut it,just started ripping pieces off it,swallowing them whole. That’s me good till lunchtime when I’m off to find a rat or a fox for dinner.
Just-Lavishness895 on
i should get telling the english this
rantheman76 on
“Albatros. Albatrosssss!”
What flavour?
“Albatros flavour”
Big_Daddy_Pablo_69 on
Americans will believe anything 😂
Canners19 on
IN DONEGAL THEYRE EATING THE BIRDS. THEYRE EATING THE SEAGULLS THEYRE EATING THE FLYING THINGS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIVING THERE
Seagulls are notoriously conservative. Did you know that they mostly mate for life but have occasionally been known to get “divorced”. Those that do so are, however, ostracised from the flock if they take up with another mate.
Fundamentalist bastards.
Financial-Fix-754 on
In Galway we scatter porridge everywhere to fatten the gulls up.
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Credit/source: https://www.quora.com/Do-Irish-people-eat-seagulls
I’m not sure they’re that gullible.
I was harassed on O’Connell bridge by a Flock of Seagulls once.
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I couldn’t get away
I love how sincere the reply sounds. Like something written by Bord Bia.
If you don’t eat seagulls they eat you. We’ve learned that lesson the hard way!
I’m seeing a gap in the market…
Yum
Met an Irish man in a Canadian parking lot bagging up seagulls after throwing them McDonald’s fries.
In fairness i have often wondered what they taste like ….swans too
THERE EATING OUR BIRDS
THERE EATING OUR SEAGULLS
You couldnt pay me to eat seagulls. Ive seen what they eat and while they should be hunted down to the last chick and egg i don’t think there is a single use for the bastards.
Are they millionaires? I can only afford to have seagull at Christmas.
Wait till they try the bay gulls 🫣
This is so wrong.
KFG is KERRY Fried Gull.
We have a Mexican guy working with us who can’t speak any English. The other day a seagull landed on the wharf near us, he points and it and shouts KFC! and starts laughing so we all busted out laughing too. This doesn’t relate to the question but I thought it was damn funny.
They should have gone with Kilkenny Fried Gull to make it more plausible for the gullible
https://preview.redd.it/b4nh2hh1kisd1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac2cfe7c9347d6cd480fd6081f835090465d063
That op be like:
Love an aul Gull Bag me.
The lengths we go to to mess with the Yanks needs to be studied.
This is hilarious 😂, FairPlay to whoever wrote that, I’m sure some would believe it too 😂
Can’t wait to see this rehashed as a genuine answer by some search AI.
I am eating some seagull right now! Ran up behind the fucker while he was sitting on my wheelie bin and put a plastic bag over its head and suffocated it swiftly.
Did not even pluck nor gut it,just started ripping pieces off it,swallowing them whole. That’s me good till lunchtime when I’m off to find a rat or a fox for dinner.
i should get telling the english this
“Albatros. Albatrosssss!”
What flavour?
“Albatros flavour”
Americans will believe anything 😂
IN DONEGAL THEYRE EATING THE BIRDS. THEYRE EATING THE SEAGULLS THEYRE EATING THE FLYING THINGS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIVING THERE
It’s more of a Northern Ireland thing I think…
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy89r53dzgmo
Seagulls are notoriously conservative. Did you know that they mostly mate for life but have occasionally been known to get “divorced”. Those that do so are, however, ostracised from the flock if they take up with another mate.
Fundamentalist bastards.
In Galway we scatter porridge everywhere to fatten the gulls up.