<Blurgle gaak hurl> Sorry. That thought turned my stomach.
newnewtonium on
Trump should be in a dementia ward.
Unfriendly_eagle on
Waddles is built like a 55 gallon drum liner full of congealed oatmeal. I’m sure that in his mind, he really is a sculpted, buff Adonis, like in those Trumpie murals where he’s riding an eagle. But in real life, he’s a wedding cake of pure flab. Huge gut, pendulous man-hooters, and a dumper that spreads out like a lava flow when he sits down. And underneath the makeup he’s all pink, like a baby mole. If he went to the beach, it’d be national news when those pics hit the web.
Njabachi on
It’s very weird to talk about yourself like that.
I mean, what the shit?
This is a man that’s running for president.
welding-guy74 on
Fat old man moobs..
howardzen12 on
Trump looks like a pig.
OnBorrowedTimes on
I will never understand this obsession Republicans have with [arguing that their old man standard-bearer is “sexier” than their opponent party’s old man standard-bearer](https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/s/IuklRn4gDK).
Miri5613 on
Trump is plain and simple fugly
Hour-Room-3337 on
Diaper Donnie is a tub of goo!
blackmobius on
Why does he care that much about looking better than Biden. Jesus
FarDig9095 on
43 foot statue is true to life replica.
blastoise0991 on
i hope he gets aids
Gokdencircle on
The smell !!!!
revrurik on
Traitor Trump makes Jabba the Hut look like a Sexy, Svelte Beast.
What a fucking tub of lumpy, month-old oatmeal in a balloon about to explode….
Vote against Weird, old oatmeal balloon narcissists!
rswoodr on
The guy is bald and has man boobs, sunken shoulders, a huge gut, a big butt, and a pasty face. He’s gross. Biden rides a bike and Trump sits in a golf cart eating Big Macs. Trump is gross. 🤢
PlayCertain on
Looks like a character from Deliverance.
datbackup on
Lmao, hey OP I don’t think you want to be sharing this kind of news unless you’re trying to get Trump elected
ObiJuanKenobi3 on
Why does Trump still think he’s running against Joe Biden, anyways?
kaukanapoissa on
Narcissist dementia patient.
Top-Philosophy-5791 on
He’s repulsive, especially with that greasy orange face.
I saw a picture of him standing next to Laura Loomer about a week or so ago and he looked like he lost quite a bit of weight though.
Mean-Association4759 on
He’s damn near a saggy b cup.
Emotional_Garbage602 on
Crazy words from someone who’s trying to be president (again). The world is going to be in worse shape if this total wanker wins!
ZoGin49 on
He is despicable and a creep. Joe Biden is a handsome gentleman next to him. A thousand times better. Trump the dump.
toyegirl1 on
I understand a giant replica of him in the buff is in Los Vegas. I’m not impressed.
hokeyphenokey on
Is it possible to for SNL to too when parodying this pig?
I mean there are standards for TV broadcast but are there lows and deranged things Trump actually has said that nobody would find believable as a SNL skit now?
Literally anything they can think of seems within the realm of actual Trump quotes.
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That is a most disgusting thought.
<Blurgle gaak hurl> Sorry. That thought turned my stomach.
Trump should be in a dementia ward.
Waddles is built like a 55 gallon drum liner full of congealed oatmeal. I’m sure that in his mind, he really is a sculpted, buff Adonis, like in those Trumpie murals where he’s riding an eagle. But in real life, he’s a wedding cake of pure flab. Huge gut, pendulous man-hooters, and a dumper that spreads out like a lava flow when he sits down. And underneath the makeup he’s all pink, like a baby mole. If he went to the beach, it’d be national news when those pics hit the web.
It’s very weird to talk about yourself like that.
I mean, what the shit?
This is a man that’s running for president.
Fat old man moobs..
Trump looks like a pig.
I will never understand this obsession Republicans have with [arguing that their old man standard-bearer is “sexier” than their opponent party’s old man standard-bearer](https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/s/IuklRn4gDK).
Trump is plain and simple fugly
Diaper Donnie is a tub of goo!
Why does he care that much about looking better than Biden. Jesus
43 foot statue is true to life replica.
i hope he gets aids
The smell !!!!
Traitor Trump makes Jabba the Hut look like a Sexy, Svelte Beast.
What a fucking tub of lumpy, month-old oatmeal in a balloon about to explode….
Vote against Weird, old oatmeal balloon narcissists!
The guy is bald and has man boobs, sunken shoulders, a huge gut, a big butt, and a pasty face. He’s gross. Biden rides a bike and Trump sits in a golf cart eating Big Macs. Trump is gross. 🤢
Looks like a character from Deliverance.
Lmao, hey OP I don’t think you want to be sharing this kind of news unless you’re trying to get Trump elected
Why does Trump still think he’s running against Joe Biden, anyways?
Narcissist dementia patient.
He’s repulsive, especially with that greasy orange face.
I saw a picture of him standing next to Laura Loomer about a week or so ago and he looked like he lost quite a bit of weight though.
He’s damn near a saggy b cup.
Crazy words from someone who’s trying to be president (again). The world is going to be in worse shape if this total wanker wins!
He is despicable and a creep. Joe Biden is a handsome gentleman next to him. A thousand times better. Trump the dump.
I understand a giant replica of him in the buff is in Los Vegas. I’m not impressed.
Is it possible to for SNL to too when parodying this pig?
I mean there are standards for TV broadcast but are there lows and deranged things Trump actually has said that nobody would find believable as a SNL skit now?
Literally anything they can think of seems within the realm of actual Trump quotes.
This should be in r/roastme, right?