Coles, Woolworths and IGA, all sell burgers in packs of four, but hamburger buns in packs of 6.

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40 Comments

  1. Maltesers fun size is a pack of 11!

    11! What if you’re a family of three? A family of four even? Always have to leave someone out? Utterly blasphemous.

  2. Casual_Rubber-Ducky on

    divide the patties into 3 pieces each, and then use 2 pieces per burger bread things

    /s

  3. blushingelephant on

    And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the hamburger company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the Australian public. Because they think the Australian public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits…
    If you know, you know…

  4. LGBT-Barbie-Cookout on

    4 carnivores get a tasty burger in a bun.

    2 veggie guests get a bun full of sadness.

  5. This is why we get taught fractions in primary school. Two packs of buns and three of burgers and all balances out.

  6. Colesworth can fix this, sell us packs of buns of 4, and charge is the same price as 6…

  7. It’s like getting an entree of arancini that always hs 3 pieces. What am I, a Mormon? Give us 4 or 2 or there will be a divorce

  8. Maths trivia problem: what’s the minimum number of carnivorous guests that you need to invite to ensure that no buns and patties go
    to waste?

  9. The bigger issue is that people eat this shit. They taste artificial, have the consistency of rubber, the time save is nominal, and it costs more than mixing mince, salt, and pepper, and some spices. Fucking beyond me.

  10. DueDependent3904 on

    Those burgers are garbage anyway, why do we insist on adding egg and breadcrumbs and shit to burgers.

  11. Listen, you don’t get your hands chopped for giving fewer burger patties. But short-changing bread gets you sent to the gulag!

  12. This was also mentioned in the 1986 movie, “True Stories”, by the character “The Lazy Woman”. That’s how much this is Not Fucking News.

  13. spectacularfall on

    Just make your own bro, mince, some panko, an egg, salt and pepper and you’ve made your own patties.

  14. By two packs of patties mum and dad have double patties burgers kids have single patties burger.

    Or buy mince and make your own patties with out all the filler

  15. Then there’s hotdogs, these dickheads are going for gold in the spider fucking Olympics. I’ll squish my own patties and forget the hotdog franks I’ll just have a bit of sliced mysterywurst. Everything tastes good when you fry it in butter.

  16. Go to a butcher, buy real mince, shape into patties, season with salt n pepper. Takes 5 minutes, and you’re not spitting bits of gristle and other unknown shit out while you’re eating them.

  17. Private62645949 on

    2 for the vegan that gets invited to the bbq as a joke, but actually turn up to spite you.

    Not at all based on true events 😕