“We know we are in PR freefall, but don’t worry. You have our word, investors. PR suicide is coming. Give us your money.”
supercyberlurker on
Yeah okay sure whatever.
I too also vow ‘reunification’ with all the girls in high school who rejected me.
nubsauce87 on
Oh good… I’m sure this will end well…
seedstarter7 on
Oct 1st. So like within the next few hours?
Remus88Romulus on
Sooner or later Xi will make an attempt at taking Taiwan. It’s coming….
Shachar2like on
West Taiwan & East Taiwan will reunite again!
One day… like North & South Korea… in one of the coming centuries…
Hydra_Tyrant on
West Taiwan wishes to reunite with Mainland Taiwan, what a heartfelt moment. /j
DarkenedSkies on
He’s been honking that horn every-time he opens his mouth. Still, better not become complacent.
Ghostiemann on
You spelled ‘invasion of’ wrong.
macross1984 on
Xi is sounding more bellicose here.
Mr_Redittor on
Paper dragon’s final warning.
Verl0r4n on
Did he actually say that or is this another convenient translation by a westurn jounalist?
Mister_Dwill on
Maybe they can start with fixing their new submarine first.
Dry-Signal-3755 on
Help me: what date is he talking about?
Wizchine on
Kings and their grandiose ambitions to leave a legacy by conquering territory….
extopico on
“Reunification” is such bullshit. The PRC never ruled Taiwan. There is nothing to reunify.
hanzoh on
One China bruh has ruffled some chicken feathers around here LOL
BlueBlooper on
ah leave em alone
LostDreams44 on
Isn’t there somebody he forgot to ask?
picknicksje85 on
Just let it go man. Let those people be happy. As if you don’t have enough.
ComradeGibbon on
Soon the Rebellious Eastern Chinese provinces will liberated from the communist running dogs.
Arashmickey on
Every great leader knows that timing large scale complex military operations to conclude on anniversaries is the height of strategy and warfare.
Legitimate-Act-7134 on
Yawn, whatever, next.
esperstrazza on
He has been promising that every year
marysalad on
China has the largest land mass of any country. They could do whatever they wanted with what they have, if they didn’t have to fuck everything up with whatever version of politics they run with that requires them to import innovation and higher education. Why not just do that (experiment with different economic zones and modes of productivity) instead of bodysnatching Taiwan etc?
T4lsin on
Choke on vomit. Do the world a favor.
IndividualAd3015 on
The emperor has spoken.
Brandoe on
Whenever I hear stuff like this, it reminds me of a stalker ex trying to get back with their ex, who wants nothing to do with them.
Covfefe-Drinker on
IIRC, I watched a video by William Spaniel or some other such geopolitical analyst who said that an invasion of Taiwan would make the landing at Normandy look like a field day. Probably the bloodiest battle in history.
jorgepolak on
Abusive boyfriend to ex: “I’m coming back for you!”
user6593a on
Then do it, coward.
Taiwan is a de-facto COUNTRY whether you like it or not.
dxiao on
alright let’s hear it reddit arm chair generals…..
Polytechnika on
“Blood is thicker than water, and people on both sides of the strait are connected by blood,”
So i assume this means they also want all the other places with notable ethnic chinese populations, e.g. Singapore?
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Continental Taiwan coming hoooooooome
“I am short, fat, and proud of that.”
– Winnie the Pooh
“We know we are in PR freefall, but don’t worry. You have our word, investors. PR suicide is coming. Give us your money.”
Yeah okay sure whatever.
I too also vow ‘reunification’ with all the girls in high school who rejected me.
Oh good… I’m sure this will end well…
Oct 1st. So like within the next few hours?
Sooner or later Xi will make an attempt at taking Taiwan. It’s coming….
West Taiwan & East Taiwan will reunite again!
One day… like North & South Korea… in one of the coming centuries…
West Taiwan wishes to reunite with Mainland Taiwan, what a heartfelt moment. /j
He’s been honking that horn every-time he opens his mouth. Still, better not become complacent.
You spelled ‘invasion of’ wrong.
Xi is sounding more bellicose here.
Paper dragon’s final warning.
Did he actually say that or is this another convenient translation by a westurn jounalist?
Maybe they can start with fixing their new submarine first.
Help me: what date is he talking about?
Kings and their grandiose ambitions to leave a legacy by conquering territory….
“Reunification” is such bullshit. The PRC never ruled Taiwan. There is nothing to reunify.
One China bruh has ruffled some chicken feathers around here LOL
ah leave em alone
Isn’t there somebody he forgot to ask?
Just let it go man. Let those people be happy. As if you don’t have enough.
Soon the Rebellious Eastern Chinese provinces will liberated from the communist running dogs.
Every great leader knows that timing large scale complex military operations to conclude on anniversaries is the height of strategy and warfare.
Yawn, whatever, next.
He has been promising that every year
China has the largest land mass of any country. They could do whatever they wanted with what they have, if they didn’t have to fuck everything up with whatever version of politics they run with that requires them to import innovation and higher education. Why not just do that (experiment with different economic zones and modes of productivity) instead of bodysnatching Taiwan etc?
Choke on vomit. Do the world a favor.
The emperor has spoken.
Whenever I hear stuff like this, it reminds me of a stalker ex trying to get back with their ex, who wants nothing to do with them.
IIRC, I watched a video by William Spaniel or some other such geopolitical analyst who said that an invasion of Taiwan would make the landing at Normandy look like a field day. Probably the bloodiest battle in history.
Abusive boyfriend to ex: “I’m coming back for you!”
Then do it, coward.
Taiwan is a de-facto COUNTRY whether you like it or not.
alright let’s hear it reddit arm chair generals…..
“Blood is thicker than water, and people on both sides of the strait are connected by blood,”
So i assume this means they also want all the other places with notable ethnic chinese populations, e.g. Singapore?
😬
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fuck xi