Iran shouldn’t have bothered trying. The plan or concept of a plan isn’t going to be written down. It’s Geraldo and Capone’s vault all over again. And it makes them look foolish.
Lemme put it this way. How can you hack the man who can declassify documents with the power of his mind? How can you decipher the true meaning of covfefe? These amatuers are playing tick-tac-toe with the inventor of ~~trans~~multidimensional 6D ches/s.
der_horst23 on
I guess his password was/is Ivanka
Dcajunpimp on
Did they find any Epstein and Diddy files?
OnceIsawthisthing on
This. This is gold.
sm_see on
Sure he’ll have it to us in a couple weeks
Mestoph on
The concept was to come up with an idea of the possibility of the inspiration of a framework of a foundation of the je ne sais quoi of a plan.
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Full article: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/iranians-who-hacked-trump-say-they
Iran shouldn’t have bothered trying. The plan or concept of a plan isn’t going to be written down. It’s Geraldo and Capone’s vault all over again. And it makes them look foolish.
Lemme put it this way. How can you hack the man who can declassify documents with the power of his mind? How can you decipher the true meaning of covfefe? These amatuers are playing tick-tac-toe with the inventor of ~~trans~~multidimensional 6D ches/s.
I guess his password was/is Ivanka
Did they find any Epstein and Diddy files?
This. This is gold.
Sure he’ll have it to us in a couple weeks
The concept was to come up with an idea of the possibility of the inspiration of a framework of a foundation of the je ne sais quoi of a plan.