I’m really amused that that’s the actual headline.
NyriasNeo on
“sweating” … who wouldn’t?
“it’s ready to face potential IDF ground op” .. but is it ready to face pagers, walkie-talkies and bombs from sky?
Consistent-Bat-20 on
it looks like he’s hiding in a closet
sogdianus on
Fucked around for so long without consequences, now he’ll finally find out and simply die. Shalom!
hosszufaszoskelemen on
Hezbollah would be turned into mincemeat
OB1KENOB on
Israel should call this **Operation Find Out**
iamtehryan on
Can’t wait for the idiots protesting against Israel for this one and instead are supporting a legit terrorist organization.
kiwinoob99 on
I doubt he will be killed. IDF would likely prefer someone weak and uncharismatic to head heznoballs. this would weaken the group further
Far_Broccoli_8468 on
> Qassem said in a speech from an undisclosed location in Beirut.
Mossad: bahahahahahahahahaah
Longjumping_Whole240 on
>Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech,
Must be so hot inside that closet he is hiding in.
GentleSith on
I thought I read **Shitting**. But I read again..
JustBrowsingIt28 on
Well he needs to get in touch with Andrew regarding the sweating.
realKevinNash on
I wonder if a prolonged conflict could make Lebanon rethink its association with Hezbollah. Doubtful as countries seem to never learn but… possible I suppose.
_SummerofGeorge_ on
How about “terrorist organization on edge of collapse”, better title.
Voldemort_Palin2016 on
When you kill the leaders of terrorist geoups especially the rich ones that are hiding that’s when you get changes they have Cush lifestyles that they don’t want to fuck up.
No-State-6384 on
Can’t wait to see the memes that come of that screen cap
Flat-Afternoon-2575 on
The terrorists are being terrorized.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
joe_6699 on
Allah is waiting for him with all the virgins. There is nothing to be afraid of…
Anton338 on
Oblige him.
MikeMurray128 on
Here’s an idea: Acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.
Stop shooting rockets at then.
Abandon terrorism.
I bet it would go a long long way to normalize relations.
umlguru on
All he has to do is order his folks to stop sending missiles, mortars, and drones into Israel. Shouldn’t be that hard. I’m not even going to demand that he stop threatening Israel and Jews around the world.
BTW, when Hezbollah threatens Jewish targets around the globe, anti-Zionism IS antisemitism!
Sithjerky on
I don’t think they’re ready at all. There is said it
badbadleroybrown69 on
This guy is fucked.
rimshot101 on
Of course he’s sweating. Any household appliance near him could explode at any second including the camera he’s looking into.
Intelligent_Top_328 on
Be ready. You are next.
justbrowsington on
“We are totally ready for a ground incursion, bring it on, we will face you head on!”
-Says the sweaty guy probably hiding in a military bunker in Iran.
_TheBored_ on
Mom can we get Nasrallah? No son, we have Nasrallah at home
Logical_Welder3467 on
He really dont want Mossad to consider him tne top leader of Hebollah
Unlucky_Chip_69247 on
In fairness to the guy. I bet it’s super hot over there.
SonOfMcGee on
You think *he’s* sweating. You should see the cameraman, slowly realizing they bought cameras all at once in bulk for an amazing price.
OptimisticRecursion on
Pretty sure he will need a new pair of underwear…
Block_Of_Saltiness on
I honestly feel like Israel has little to gain from a ground op/incursion into Lebanon. Sure, the IDF can go after the rocket sites, and Hezbollah will just move them further back and shoot at the IDF. THe Northern Israel settlements would, however, benefit from a respite from rocket attacks, but for how long? The IDF wont likely stay in southern lebanon forever – too expensive and too draining on manpower. Just keep giving Hezbollah the ‘steel rain’ treatment.
phutch54 on
He’s so far underground,he’s near the earth’s molten core.The IDF will still get him.
Ma1nta1n3r on
That’s like the condemned man saying he’s ready to face the firing squad.
Artistewarholio on
Allah is a lot closer today than he was last week.
MrX_1899 on
someone very high up had to trade their life for information
there’s no way in hell they all get wiped out in a week without it
RudibertRiverhopper on
Someone get this man a few more boxes of tissues please!
Also provide him, on da house, with a new pager and walkie talkie!
Philippines_2022 on
Well, he shouldn’t worry because he has 72 virgins waiting for him. He should actually be happy.
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I’m really amused that that’s the actual headline.
“sweating” … who wouldn’t?
“it’s ready to face potential IDF ground op” .. but is it ready to face pagers, walkie-talkies and bombs from sky?
it looks like he’s hiding in a closet
Fucked around for so long without consequences, now he’ll finally find out and simply die. Shalom!
Hezbollah would be turned into mincemeat
Israel should call this **Operation Find Out**
Can’t wait for the idiots protesting against Israel for this one and instead are supporting a legit terrorist organization.
I doubt he will be killed. IDF would likely prefer someone weak and uncharismatic to head heznoballs. this would weaken the group further
> Qassem said in a speech from an undisclosed location in Beirut.
Mossad: bahahahahahahahahaah
>Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech,
Must be so hot inside that closet he is hiding in.
I thought I read **Shitting**. But I read again..
Well he needs to get in touch with Andrew regarding the sweating.
I wonder if a prolonged conflict could make Lebanon rethink its association with Hezbollah. Doubtful as countries seem to never learn but… possible I suppose.
How about “terrorist organization on edge of collapse”, better title.
When you kill the leaders of terrorist geoups especially the rich ones that are hiding that’s when you get changes they have Cush lifestyles that they don’t want to fuck up.
Can’t wait to see the memes that come of that screen cap
The terrorists are being terrorized.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Allah is waiting for him with all the virgins. There is nothing to be afraid of…
Oblige him.
Here’s an idea: Acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.
Stop shooting rockets at then.
Abandon terrorism.
I bet it would go a long long way to normalize relations.
All he has to do is order his folks to stop sending missiles, mortars, and drones into Israel. Shouldn’t be that hard. I’m not even going to demand that he stop threatening Israel and Jews around the world.
BTW, when Hezbollah threatens Jewish targets around the globe, anti-Zionism IS antisemitism!
I don’t think they’re ready at all. There is said it
This guy is fucked.
Of course he’s sweating. Any household appliance near him could explode at any second including the camera he’s looking into.
Be ready. You are next.
“We are totally ready for a ground incursion, bring it on, we will face you head on!”
-Says the sweaty guy probably hiding in a military bunker in Iran.
Mom can we get Nasrallah? No son, we have Nasrallah at home
He really dont want Mossad to consider him tne top leader of Hebollah
In fairness to the guy. I bet it’s super hot over there.
You think *he’s* sweating. You should see the cameraman, slowly realizing they bought cameras all at once in bulk for an amazing price.
Pretty sure he will need a new pair of underwear…
I honestly feel like Israel has little to gain from a ground op/incursion into Lebanon. Sure, the IDF can go after the rocket sites, and Hezbollah will just move them further back and shoot at the IDF. THe Northern Israel settlements would, however, benefit from a respite from rocket attacks, but for how long? The IDF wont likely stay in southern lebanon forever – too expensive and too draining on manpower. Just keep giving Hezbollah the ‘steel rain’ treatment.
He’s so far underground,he’s near the earth’s molten core.The IDF will still get him.
That’s like the condemned man saying he’s ready to face the firing squad.
Allah is a lot closer today than he was last week.
someone very high up had to trade their life for information
there’s no way in hell they all get wiped out in a week without it
Someone get this man a few more boxes of tissues please!
Also provide him, on da house, with a new pager and walkie talkie!
Well, he shouldn’t worry because he has 72 virgins waiting for him. He should actually be happy.