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  1. Cultural-Action5961 on

    Nope, nope, nope.. why did I continue to read on. Turn back everyone, nothing to see here.

  2. So after “man jumps out of skyscraper window on acid” we now have a psilocybin horror story we can enjoy for the upcoming 200 years of the war on drug.

    “This WAS your penis on shrooms, everyone!”

  3. Professional-Wish656 on

    He already had the mushrooms, so he wanted to have the sausage and eggs to complete the breakfast.

  4. There was a Norm MacDonald joke: “These kids nowadays that take drugs and cut their dicks off… back in my day we didn’t use drugs – we just cut our own dicks off.”

  5. littlest_dragon on

    This sounds like a massive psychotic episode triggered by mushrooms and not like a mushroom trip.

  6. So this is gonna be the new “jumping out of windows”.

    Wish Bill Hicks was still alive to hear this.

  7. SnowChickenFlake on

    If You wanna know without getting into details:

    >the overall length of his penis was significantly reduced due to the damage

  8. That reminds me of that Everybody loves Raymond episode where Raymond forgot Debras birthday, and had to cut his own cock off.

  9. To late to tell the man that sugar helps breakdown the psilocybin, just drink a Coca-Cola and have a nice glass of sugar water and the bad trip wiill not last for as long.

  10. Radical_Neutral_76 on

    Did 6g of shrooms by accident once and remember considering cutting my arms with a knife to check if I was still alive.

    I got a flash image of an ambulance picking me up and headlines in the news about it.

    I decided to wait, and lay on the floor for a couple of hours until I could speak again.

    I was turned off by psychedelics after that. But still tried again several times, and often got a heavy dread feeling during.
    Not at all interested anymore.