“Moisture is the essence of wetness.”

Posted by Pumuckl4Life

33 Comments

  1. Trump has a knack for talking without really saying anything from the standpoint of speaking from his face hole.

  2. Upper_Return7878 on

    I want to believe he really said this. But, then I think that the idiot who might have said this might also become the leader of the free world, and it makes me extremely anxious.

  3. The sad thing that it’s not possible to tell if it’s a real quote or not. It certainly sounds like something he would say yet on the other hand one would hope that he isn’t actually getting even dumber.

  4. How fucking fragile is your ego that you have to make sure that EVERYTHING on your watch, including a god damn hurricane, is the biggest, baddest, greatest, worst thing ever!!!

  5. Maybe he should have drawn the hurricanes path to the states that are in drought.. that would totally end the drought

  6. ProfessionalCreme119 on

    We need to build Donald Trump a tomb in Washington DC and turn it into a memorial. We can etch every stupid thing he said on his tombstone. And yes this tombstone would be taller than the Washington monument. But it would create the perfect way to emphasize who he was.

    You can have an elevator take people to the top and then they get in another going down. As they go down they read quotes along the wall of comments he made from 2016 to 2024. Watching him descend deeper into madness as they go down further.

    Then at the very bottom you can remind people that over 40% of Americans still voted for him in 2024

    I think it would emphasize to Future generations how truly stupid this timeline is

  7. No, it makes sense. You see what he meant was…

    This introduction to some bullshit was brought to you by all reporters everywhere.

  8. I have a cognitive impairment that leaves me talking like that.

    It’s most commonly a sign of the onset of dementia.

    So when I say I wouldn’t vote for me, I mean I really wouldn’t fucking vote for that guy. He’s fucking leaving his mentality, fast.

  9. 100BaphometerDash on

    And millions of people think that this pants-shittingly stupid moron with dementia is a good choice for leadership….

    Shows how fucking stupid the far right are.

  10. AUDIENCE QUESTION: Thank you so much for coming to Michigan. My name is Ashley and I work at the Chrysler plant. Like many auto workers, I am deeply concerned about the future of our industry. With many jobs being outsourced as we speak, what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America so we can continue to build the best cars in the world here in Michigan?

    DONALD TRUMP: So, pretty much as we’ve been saying, and what I want to do is I want to be able to — Look, your business — Years ago in this area, I was honored as the man of the year. It was maybe 20 years ago. Oh, and the fake news heard about it. They said, it never happened. It never happened. And I didn’t know who it was. It was a group that honored me as man of the year. The fakers back there, see the fake news. But they said — They said, oh — And they looked and, you know, they said it never happened. But I said, I swear to you, it happened.

    It did happen. I was man of the year. And I came and I made a speech and I said, why do you allow them to take your car business away? Why do you allow it to happen? They’re taking your business away. And I didn’t know too much about it. All I know is they were taking your car industry away from you. They said it never happened.

    And lo and behold, somebody said, I remember the event. And then we found out and we had everything. We got the awards. We had everything. It did happen. But I gave a speech, which at the time was pretty controversial. We can’t let them take your car business away. It’s such an important business.

    And you know it’s an important business even in times of war where they switch over. And it was really something. And I looked at that speech from, I don’t know, it’s like 19, 20 years ago. And I could repeat it now without changing a word.

    You cannot let foreign countries, and a lot of the times our worst foes are our so-called friends, okay? You know, our friends, the European Union takes tremendous advantage of us. As an example, they give us cars by the millions. We don’t have too many Chevrolets in the middle of European cities, okay? European Union is brutal. They don’t take our farm products for the most part. They don’t take a lot. But unlike Kamala, who always complains and doesn’t do anything, I keep saying, why don’t you do?

    I saw Marsha the other day. Why doesn’t she, why didn’t she do it four years ago almost? And I say that, you know, she’s on the border today trying just to, what a day for the border. She goes to the border today, and they just announced just before she got up to speak that more than 13,000 murderers from jail, solitary confinement people in many cases, were released.

    But I just say, let’s go back. So we can’t let them take our businesses. And we’re not gonna let them take our businesses. And you can control that so easily through good policy. Not her kind of policy, by the way. She changed her policy 15 times. No fracking. Oh, I like fracking. Defund the police. She wants to defund the police. Now, oh, I love the police all of a sudden. By the way, when anybody is into defunding the police even for a day during their career, they can no longer serve as President of the United States, I can tell you.

    So we’re not gonna let them take our businesses. And really, a lot of that’s determined by our taxation policy. When China has to pay all that money, the people that liked me the best were the steel companies because I saved them. They were dumping China and others, but mostly China was dumping steel in here at levels that nobody had ever seen before.

    And it was putting the steel companies out of business. I put a 50% and 100% tax on the dumping of steel and the steel companies thrived. I saved them, and you have to have the steel companies. So we’ll do the same thing.

    And you don’t worry about it. Here’s what you have to do. I only ask you to do one thing, and then you can sleep beautifully all night long, go to a job you love, and get a lot of money at the end of the week. You know what the thing is? Vote for Trump. If you vote for Trump, everything’s gonna be perfect.

    Source: https://youtu.be/a1ZsgB1p50E?t=129&si=O2NxdHBjvWhg3uMz