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    Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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    1. wildyam on

      *He plays a mean AssTrumpet to be fair – maybe they just need to double mic him, sort of ‘top and tail’ and get the crowd to shout out requests?*

    2. florkingarshole on

      They’re adding a hurdy-gurdy man and a calliope player along with a chorus of polka-playing accordionists. The Theremin player backed out – seems he wanted to get paid up-front and Trump wouldn’t agree to that.